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You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus) easy guitar chords by Monty Python
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
G
D
C
A
E
F#
G
D
C
A
E
F#
Verse 1
Have
I got a big nose,
Mum?
Oh, stop thinking
about sex!
I wasn't!
You're always on about
it!
Morning,
noon and night!
Will the girls
like this?
Will the girls like that?
Is it too big?
Is it too small?
Well,
there's a reason
it's like it is,
Blonde.
What is it?
Your father
isn't
Mr.
Cowan.
I never thought he was.
Now, none of your cheating!
He was a
Roman,
Brian.
He was a centurion
in the
Roman
army.
You mean,
you were
raped?
Oh, at
first, yes.
Who was it?
Nautius
Maximus,
his name was.
Promised me the
known
world,
he did.
I
was to be taken to
Rome.
Passed
by the four slaves.
Asses ruled.
As
much gold
as I could eat.
Then
he, having
his way with me,
he had...
Boom!
like
a rat out
of an aqueduct.
The
bastard!
Yes,
and next time you
go on about the
bloody
Romans,
don't forget
you're one
of them.
I'm
not a
Roman,
and I never
will be.
I'm a kike,
a yid,
a hebe,
a hooknose,
I'm
kosher,
Mum,
I'm a
Red
Sea pedestrian,
and proud
of it!
Sex,
sex, sex, that's all
they think about us.
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