You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)

You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus) easy guitar chords by Monty Python

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    • Verse 1

    Have 
    I got a big nose, 

    Mum? 

    Oh, stop thinking 
    about sex! 

    I wasn't! 

    You're always on about 
    it! 

    Morning, 
    noon and night! 

    Will the girls 
    like this? 

    Will the girls like that? 

    Is it too big? 

    Is it too small? 

    Well, 
    there's a reason 
    it's like it is, 

    Blonde. 

    What is it? 

    Your father 
    isn't 

    Mr. 

    Cowan. 

    I never thought he was. 

    Now, none of your cheating! 

    He was a 

    Roman, 

    Brian. 

    He was a centurion 
    in the 

    Roman 
    army. 

    You mean, 
    you were 
    raped? 

    Oh, at 
    first, yes. 

    Who was it? 

    Nautius 

    Maximus, 
    his name was. 

    Promised me the 
    known 
    world, 
    he did. 

    I 
    was to be taken to 

    Rome. 

    Passed 
    by the four slaves. 

    Asses ruled. 

    As 
    much gold 
    as I could eat. 

    Then 
    he, having 
    his way with me, 

    he had... 

    Boom! 

    like 
    a rat out 
    of an aqueduct. 

    The 
    bastard! 

    Yes, 
    and next time you 

    go on about the 
    bloody 

    Romans, 

    don't forget 
    you're one 
    of them. 

    I'm 
    not a 

    Roman, 
    and I never 
    will be. 

    I'm a kike, 
    a yid, 
    a hebe, 
    a hooknose, 

    I'm 
    kosher, 

    Mum, 
    I'm a 

    Red 

    Sea pedestrian, 

    and proud 
    of it! 

    Sex, 
    sex, sex, that's all 
    they think about us. 

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