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penis song chords by 
Monty Python 
Key: D major•BPM: 37
Verse 1
D
G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Am
Isn't it frightfully good to
D
have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
Em
It's divine to own a dick
Am
D
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy
G
or John Thomas
Am
D
Hooray for your one- eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork,
your wife's best friend
G
Em
Your Percy, or your cock
G
You can wrap it up in ribbons
D
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in
public
Or they will stick you
Em
in the dock
A
D
G
And you won't come back
Thank you very much
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