penis song chords by
Monty Python

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Key: D major

Verse 1
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G G 
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Am Am 
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Isn't it frightfully good to
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have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
Em Em 
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It's divine to own a dick
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D D 
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From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy
G G 
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or John Thomas
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D D 
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Hooray for your one- eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork,
your wife's best friend
G G 
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Em Em 
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Your Percy, or your cock
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You can wrap it up in ribbons
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You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in
public
Or they will stick you
Em Em 
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in the dock
A A 
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D D 
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G G 
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And you won't come back
Thank you very much

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TunerE A D G B E

ChordsD G Am Em A

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