penis song chords by Monty Python
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Verse 1
(D major)
Isn't it awfully nice to have (G major) a penis
(A minor) Isn't it frightfully good to
(D major) have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a (E minor) dick
From the (A minor) tiniest little (D major) tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy
or John Thomas (G major)
(A minor) Hooray for your one- eyed trouser (D major) snake
Your piece of pork,
your wife's best friend
Your (G major) Percy, or your (E minor) cock
(G major) You can wrap it up in ribbons
You (D major) can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in
public
Or they will stick you
(E minor) in the dock
(A major) And you won't (D major) come (G major) back
Thank you very much
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