penis song

penis song easy guitar chords by Monty Python

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  • Verse 1

    Isn't 
    it awfully nice 
    to have 
    a penis 

    Isn't 
    it frightfully good 
    to 

    have a dong 

    It's swell 
    to have a stiffy 

    It's divine to 
    own a 
    dick 

    From the 
    tiniest little 
    tadger 

    To the 
    world's biggest prick 

    So, three 
    cheers for your Willy 

    or John Thomas 

    Hooray 
    for your one- eyed trouser 
    snake 

    Your 
    piece of pork, 

    your wife's best friend 

    Your 
    Percy, or 
    your 
    cock 

    You can wrap 
    it up in ribbons 

    You 
    can slip 
    it in your sock 

    But 
    don't take it out in 

    public 

    Or they will stick you 

    in the dock 

    And you won't 
    come 
    back 


    Thank you very much 

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