Naval medley (all three)
Naval medley (all three)

Naval medley (all three) easy guitar chords by Monty Python

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E A D G B E

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  • G

  • C

  • A#

  • Bdim

  • F

  • A

  • D

  • Dm

  • Bb

  • Gm

    3

  • Cm

    3

  • Bm

    2

  • Eb

    6

  • G

  • C

  • A#

  • Bdim

  • F

  • A

  • D

  • Dm

  • Bb

  • Gm

    3

  • Cm

    3

  • Bm

    2

  • Eb

    6
    • Intro 1


    Verse 1

    Isn't 
    it 
    awfully 
    nice 
    to 
    have 
    a 
    penis? 

    An
    d isn't 
    it 
    frightfully 

    good 
    to 
    have 
    a 
    dong? 

    It's 
    swell 
    to 
    have 
    a stiffy 

    It's 
    di
    vine 
    to 
    own 
    a 
    dick 

    From the 
    tiniest 
    little 
    tadger 

    To the 
    world's 
    biggest 
    prick 

    So, 
    three 
    cheers 
    for 
    your 

    Willy 
    or 
    John 
    Thomas 

    Hoo
    ray 
    for 
    your 
    one- 

    eyed 
    trouser 
    snake 

    Your 
    piece 
    of 
    pork, 

    your 
    wife's 
    best 
    friend 

    Your 
    Percy, 
    or 
    your 
    cock 

    You can 
    wrap 
    it 
    up 
    in 
    ribbons 

    You 
    can 
    slip 
    it 
    in 
    your 
    sock 

    But 
    don't 
    take 
    it 
    out 
    in 
    public 

    Or 
    they will 
    stick 
    you 
    in 
    the 
    dock 

    And 
    you 
    won't 
    come 
    back 

    It's 
    Verse 2
    fun 
    to 
    own 
    your 
    own 
    vagina 

    It's 
    great 
    to 
    have 
    your 

    friendly 
    thatch 

    Your 
    minge, 
    your 
    twat, your 
    kitty 
    cat 

    Your 
    nest, 
    your 
    nasty 
    or 
    your snatch 

    It's 
    great 
    to 
    have 
    a 
    monkey 
    fur
    row 

    Your 
    finger 
    pie, 

    your 
    lunchbox or 
    your catch 

    Your 
    cameltoe, your 
    bearded 
    clam 

    Your 
    bottom 
    at 
    the 
    front 

    your 
    monkey 
    minge 

    Your 
    muffin 
    or 
    your 
    old 
    Sir 
    Berkely 
    Hunt 

    Your 
    honeypot, your 
    hairy 
    friend 

    But 
    never 
    call 
    it 
    "cunt" 

    Or 
    we 
    won't 
    come 
    back 


    Verse 3
    Isn't 
    it 
    awfully 
    nice 
    to 
    own 
    a 
    bot
    tom 

    Is
    n't 
    it frightfully 
    good 
    to 
    have 
    an 
    arse 

    It's 
    swell 
    to 
    own 
    a 
    tushy 

    It's 
    di
    vine 
    to 
    have 
    a scut 

    From 
    the 
    skinniest little 
    buttocks 

    To 
    the 
    worlds 
    largest 
    butt 

    Three 
    cheers 
    for 
    your 
    posterior 
    or 
    anus 

    Hoo
    ray 
    for 
    your 
    lovely 
    sit- 
    upon 

    Your 
    fundament, 
    your 
    fanny 

    Your 
    cheeky 
    little 
    dear 

    Your 
    rump, 
    your 
    hauch, your 
    hams 

    Your 
    stern, 
    your 
    fanny 
    or 
    your 
    rear 

    But 
    be 
    careful 
    how 
    you 
    handle 

    It 
    or 
    you'll 
    be 
    caught, 
    i 
    fear 

    And 
    you 
    won't 
    come 
    back 

    Verse 4
    Com
    pany, 
    by 
    the 
    rightdress! 

    Verse 5
    Squad 
    camp 
    it 
    hUP! 

    My 
    goodness 
    me 

    I 
    am 
    in a 
    bad 
    temper 
    today, 
    all 
    right 

    Two, 
    three, 
    damn, 
    damn 

    Two, 
    three, 
    I'm 
    vexed 
    and 
    ratty 

    Two, 
    three, 
    and 
    hopping 
    mad, 

    stamp, 
    stamp 

    Oooh, 
    get 
    her, 
    whoops 

    I've 
    got 
    your 
    number, 
    ducky 

    Well, 
    you 
    couldn't 
    afford 
    me, 
    dear, 
    two 

    Three 
    i'll 
    scratch 
    your 
    eyes 
    out, 

    two, 
    three 

    Meow! 
    Two, 
    three 

    Don't 
    come 
    the 
    rear 
    admiral 
    with 
    us, 
    dear 

    We 
    all 
    know 
    where 
    you've 
    been 

    You 
    royal 
    naval 
    fairy, 
    two, 
    three 

    Left, 
    right, 
    left, 
    right 

    Mother's 
    kissing 
    us 
    tonight 

    Whoops, 
    don't 
    look 
    now, 
    girls 

    The 
    captain's 
    just 
    minced 
    in 
    with 

    A 
    dolly 
    little 
    seaman, 
    two, 
    three 

    O- o- o ooh, 
    two, 
    three 
    hello, 

    Outro 1
    sailor! 



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