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Spot The Brain Cell easy guitar chords by Monty Python
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Eb
D
G
Am
Bb
E
F
F#dim
Eb
D
G
Am
Bb
E
F
F#dim
Verse 1
Hello,
good evening,
and welcome
to the
very final
edition of
your favourite television
quiz programme,
Spot
the
Brain
Cell.
30
minutes
of cheerful ritual
humiliation
of the
old and greedy,
and could we
have our first contestant,
please?
Thank
you,
Jean.
Good
evening, madam,
and your
name is?
Yes,
Michael.
Charlie,
good.
And what
is your
name?
I go
to church
regularly.
I
see.
And
which
particular
prize
do you have eyes
for this evening?
I'd
like the blow
on the head.
The blow
on
the head.
Just
there,
where it hurts.
Charlie good
weather madam
your first
question
for the blow
on the head this
evening is
which
great opponent
of
Cartesian
dualism
resists
the reduction
of
Psychological
phenomena
to a physical
state and insists
there is no
point of contact
between the extended
and
the
unextended
Well
have
a
guess is
the correct
I don't like
darkies!
She doesn't
like darkies.
Who
does?
Well now,
Mrs
Scum,
your second
question for
the blow on the head is
what is
the main food eaten
by penguins?
What is
the principal food
that penguins
eat?
Pork luncheon
meat.
Nope.
Spam.
No, no, no, no,
no.
Penguins, penguins.
Horses.
No.
Armchairs.
No, no,
no.
All right, all right.
Take it easy.
Now, I'll
give you a clue.
Oh,
I know,
I know,
I
know.
Bri
an
Clough.
No,
no, no.
Brian
Johnson.
Brian
English.
No,
Brian
Ford.
Nanette
Newman.
Now
listen, I'll
give you one more clue.
One
more clue.
What
lives in the sea
and gets caught
in nets?
Goats.
Nope.
Underwater goats
with snorkels
and flippers.
Nope, nope.
A buffalo with an
aqualung.
Nope.
Vegetable maudlin.
Yes, that's
near enough,
I'll give you that.
Right,
now, you
have
won tonight's
star prize.
Do you still
want the
blow on the head?
Oh,
yes, please,
Markle.
I'm offering you
a poke in the eye.
No, no.
All right, then,
a punch in the throat.
No,
no.
My very last
offer,
Mrs.
Scum, a knee in the temple an
d a dagger
up
the clitoris.
That's
very tempting.
I've never had one up
there before.
Now,
I'd still have the
blow on the head.
Right, the
blow on the
head.
Mrs.
Scum, your one tonight,
star prize.
The
blow
of
the...
G'day,
Bruce.
G'day,
Bruce.
How are
you,
I'm a bit
crooked,
Bruce.
I just saw a pommy
streaker in
the
Elscourt
Road.
Must have
looked like a bald pommy.
Good
evening, ladies and
Bruce's.
Bruce
and myself
come from the
Philosophical
Department of the
University
of
Woolloomooloo.
I'm
in charge of logical positivism,
and
Bruce is in charge
of the sheep death.
And we've been asked
to come along here
and
tell you
a little about some
of the wonderful
philosophers
we study
in
Australia.
We've
agreed to tell
you a little about these
philosophers under one
condition.
Condition
one,
no
porters!
What's
the condition?
No porters!
There's
a couple of
Digger
Deviants up there
in the balcony I
think, apart
from that we're
fairly
safe.
Well spotted
Bruce.
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