Santa's A Fat Bitch chords by
Murder City No Stars
Murder City No Stars

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Key: D minor
Verse 1
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Sleigh bells jingling,
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ring -ting -tingling
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Toasties, toasties, toasties, toasties
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Sleigh bells jingling, ring -ting -tingling
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Santa Claus, suck my balls
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Drunk as hell, ringing bells at the malls
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Dancer, prancer, Dixon and Cupid
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I'ma get stupid
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Ha ha ha, bah
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I sat around all night under the chimney
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Holding my sack like, gimme, gimme
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I know that he's coming,
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he's coming, he must
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Lookin' up, nothin' but rust, dust
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Turn on my TV the very next day
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I see you gettin' paid, leadin' the parade
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I'm that sniper on the building
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Listen to my nine -go click
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Santa's a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a bitch
Santa Claus the fat, bitch
Another year and I ain't get shit
Another year, I ain't get shit
If I hear him loud no more
I'll rule my undertaker
I'ma bust your ass in there too
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Yeah, I got something
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to say about St. Nick
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Fuck that hoe, he nev er brought
Shaq shit
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No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal
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So I eat it, cause there ain't
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nothin' in the cupboard
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So I'll be quick, quick and brief
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All's I need for Christmas
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is my two front teeth
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I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
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I need a few new ones,
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could you help me out?
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Should've known,
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I guess it's all end of the stick
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Gm
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No kind of gift, I didn't get shit
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Some say I was bad, but that wasn't it
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It's all because Santa
was a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
Santa, fuck you, I've had my fun
Another year and I ain't get shit
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Another year, I ain't get shit
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If I hear him loud, I'm out of
This is it, you're gone again
I'mma bust your ass in there too
Ha ha ha! Don't go that way,
Rudolph!
That's the ghetto!
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Ha ha!
Those boys and girls,
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they don't deserve any thing!
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Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
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I see you got cookies and milk on your chin.
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D5
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I guess you had time to col
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lect your ends.
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You've always been down
for your rich friends.
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D5
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But Rudolph,
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he don't really stay my way.
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Am
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Nothing but coal and dirt for Lil' J.
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I guess You couldn't fit
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down my chimney shaft
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D5
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You need to lose some
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of that fat as s, uh
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Dm
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All the little rich boys,
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they gettin' paid
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Countin' the toys and the
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ducks they made
Me?
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Am
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I got a little half,
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little chunk of dog shit
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I'ma kill that fat bitch
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Santa Claus is a bad bitch
Too much Madonna
Another year and I ain't gettin' shit
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Mrs. Claus is a hoe
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If I hear him loud no more
Santa's been to the big red coat
I'ma bust your ass in there too
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Twas the night before Christmas
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and everything's whack
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Am
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Not a creature stirring, but a fucking rat
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I ain't hearing jingle bells,
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I ain't hearing nothing
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Ain't smelling no turkeys,
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sure as hell ain't no stuffing
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D5
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All that I paid, wished and prayed
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This fat motherfucker
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would swing my way
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And drop off soldiers and rubber balls
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But I woke up and found
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some crusty old drawers
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Yes, ship, I knew it, the shaft again
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Dm
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D
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And again, and again, and again
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Every year I wake up to the
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same old shit
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How's there be no sign of the fat bitch?
Santa Claus is a bitch
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Santa Claus the fat, bitch
Another year and I ain't get shit
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Another year I ain't get shit
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If I hear him land on my room
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I am the taker
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I'ma bust your ass in there too
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Santa Claus is a fat,
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Santa Claus the fat, fat, fat
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Another year and I ain't get shit,
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I ain't get shit
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If I hear him land on my roof,
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I'ma bust your
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ass in there too you

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