Key: B minor
Verse 1
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Shit! He's
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here!
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Hi. How you doing?
Is this the right place for
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that furniture?
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So that's the couch, eh?
Yeah, we got some...
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Let's take a look at that upholstery
Hey, are you alright?
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She's real upholstery.
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since, uh, shit back in -
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Motherfucker!
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You want my fucking couch?!
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You motherfucker!
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I need your motherfucking brain!
Em
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You can't have my couch!
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What the fuck you thinking?!
Then come here,
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you big fat motherfucker!
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Em
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I was never popular,
Fuck school, school never liked me
Cool!
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All the kids would always beat me
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But that shit never bothered me
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They had a science lab in the basement
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I made a mouse with a chicken head
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It clucked three times, cluck, cluck, cluck
And then it was dead
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I made a lot of things though
It was the shit
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But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
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I could've made a gurney friend
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But fuck that, I got my gurney right here
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Yeah I need the direction,
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You can call me Matt Professor
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Silence
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I will make a friend for me
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I need the direction,
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Am
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So this is like,
where you live?
That's right.
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Why, you don't like I mean...
Shut up, bitch!
Give me a three -dollar bill!
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I used so many body parts, it was crazy
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I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers,
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They all chipped in on
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Everything helps, even if you got a finger
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I hear the other children
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Stressful, this party's wack
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Somehow I gotta attach this nutsack
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Shit, fuck, I'm soarin' off an elbow
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I see the storm's comin' over,
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Screw the head on, come on
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Okay, it's time, make the switch,
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turn it up, I heard FU SHIT!
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You can call me mad professor!
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Silence.
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Am
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I will make a friend for me!
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You can call me mad
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professor!
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Silence.
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We will rule eternity!
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But which one of us is the horror
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that scares little children?
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Is it me, or is it the man that made me?
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Where is evil is inclined
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to create the awful things in
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life waiting to kill you?
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Hey, you call for a residential?
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come on in. the truck with it out side,
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Em
I ain't mothafucka,
you just, what,
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you just hit me with a frying pan
or something?
Are you crazy, mothafucka?
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Ah, this shit hurts!
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It was n't always easy, let me tell you
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I put the shit with the brains
and the shit with that
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Wait a minute! Do you hear that?
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It's alive, I just gotta wake it up
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Hand me that rocky rock
man, fuck that
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Get it back, get it ready, it's almost time
well, bet the catapult
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Turn the herbs all the way up for this shit
to focus a hint
You make the call
Shaggy?
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What up, y 'all?
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You can call me mad professor,
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will rule eternity
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You can call me
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mad professor, we
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We will rule eternity
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You can call me mad
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professor
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You can call me
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mad professor
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We will rule eternity
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You can call me mad professor
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You can call me mad professor
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You can me mad
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You
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Outro 1
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Esus4
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