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Cannibalism chords by 
Monty Python 
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Key: Ab major•BPM: 35
Verse 1
G
F
G
C
Gm
G
Ahh hhhhhhhh!!!!
G
C
G
still no sign of land. how long is it?
that's a rather personal question sir.
you stupid git. I meant how long is it
we've been in the lifeboat.
you've destroyed the atmosphere now.
F
G
I'm sorry. shut up.
still no sign of land. how long is it?
33 days.
we can't go on much longer.
I didn't think I destroyed
the atmosphere.
shut up.
I don't think I did. of course you did.
yes I did. shut up! shut up!
shh!
still no sign of lad.
how long is it? 33 days sir.
have we started again?
still no sign of lad.
how long is it?
33 days sir. 33 days?
we can't go on much longer sir. we
haven't eaten since the fifth day.
We're done for!
We're done for!
Shut up,
Mordling!
We've just got to keep hoping.
Someone may find us.
How are we feeling,
Captain?
Not too good.
I...
I feel so weak.
We can't hold out much longer.
Listen, champs.
There's still a chance.
I'm done for. I've got a gammy leg and I'm
going fast.
F
I'll never get through, but...
G
some of you might.
F
So...
G
you'd better eat me.
Eat you, sir?
Yes.
Eat me.
Eurgh!
C
G
With a gammy leg?
F#
You didn't eat the leg,
G
Thompson.
There's still plenty of good
meat.
Look at that arm.
It's not just the leg, sir.
What do you mean?
Well, sir, it's just that...
Why don't you want
to eat me?
I'd rather eat
Johnson, sir.
So would
I, sir.
I see.
Well, settle then.
Everyone's going to eat me.
Oh, well...
What, sir?
Go ahead, please, but I won't.
Oh, nonsense, sir.
You're starving.
Tuck in.
No, no, it's not that.
What's the matter with
Johnson, sir?
Well, he's not kosher.
That depends how we kill him, sir.
Yes, that's true.
But to be perfectly frank,
I like my meat a little more lean.
I'd rather eat
Hodges.
Oh well, all right.
I still prefer
Johnson.
We should all stop
bickering and eat meat.
Look, I tell you what,
those who want to can eat
Johnson,
and you, can have my leg,
and we'll make some stock from the captain,
and then we'll have
Johnson cold for supper.
that's a good idea.
Excellent thinking.
Or else we could have
Hodges in the morning.
Hello, as a naval officer,
I abhor the implication
...that the
Royal
Navy is a haven for
cannibalism!
It is well known that we now have the
problem relatively under control...
...and that it is the
RAF who now suffer the largest casualties
in this area.
And what do you think the
Argyles ate in
Aden?
Arabs?
Yours, etc.,
Captain
B .J.
Smethwick...
...in a white wine sauce with shallots,
mushrooms and garlic.
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