Cannibalism
Cannibalism

Cannibalism easy guitar chords by Monty Python

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Fret 1

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  • G

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  • F#

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  • Gm

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  • F#

    2
    • Verse 1


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    still no sign 
    of land. 
    how 
    long is it? 

    that's a rather personal 
    question sir. 

    you stupid 
    git. 
    I meant how long is it 

    we've been in the lifeboat. 

    you've 
    destroyed the atmosphere now. 


    I'm sorry. 
    shut up. 


    still 
    no sign of 
    land. how 
    long is it? 

    33 days. 

    we 
    can't go on much 
    longer. 


    I didn't think I destroyed 

    the atmosphere. 

    shut up. 

    I don't think I 
    did. of course you did. 

    yes I 
    did. shut up! 
    shut up! 

    shh! 

    still no 
    sign of lad. 

    how 
    long is it? 
    33 days 
    sir. 

    have we started 
    again? 

    still no 
    sign of lad. 

    how 
    long is it? 

    33 days sir. 
    33 days? 

    we can't go on much 
    longer sir. we 

    haven't eaten since 
    the fifth day. 

    We're done 
    for! 

    We're done for! 

    Shut up, 

    Mordling! 

    We've just got to keep 
    hoping. 

    Someone may 
    find us. 

    How are we feeling, 

    Captain? 

    Not too 
    good. 

    I... 

    I feel so 
    weak. 

    We can't 
    hold out much longer. 


    Listen, champs. 

    There's still a 
    chance. 

    I'm done for. 
    I've got a 
    gammy leg and I'm 

    going fast. 

    I'll never get through, 
    but... 

    some 
    of you might. 

    So... 

    you'd better 
    eat me. 

    Eat you, sir? 

    Yes. 

    Eat me. 

    Eurgh! 

    With 
    a 
    gammy leg? 

    You 
    didn't eat the 
    leg, 

    Thompson. 

    There's still plenty of good 

    meat. 

    Look at that arm. 

    It's not just 
    the leg, sir. 

    What 
    do you mean? 

    Well, 
    sir, it's 
    just that... 

    Why don't you want 

    to eat me? 

    I'd rather eat 

    Johnson, 
    sir. 

    So 
    would 

    I, sir. 

    I see. 

    Well, 
    settle then. 

    Everyone's going to 
    eat me. 

    Oh, well... 

    What, 
    sir? 

    Go 
    ahead, please, 
    but I won't. 

    Oh, nonsense, 
    sir. 

    You're starving. 

    Tuck in. 

    No, no, it's 
    not that. 

    What's 
    the matter with 

    Johnson, 
    sir? 

    Well, 
    he's not kosher. 

    That depends how we 
    kill him, sir. 

    Yes, that's 
    true. 

    But 
    to be perfectly frank, 

    I like my 
    meat a little more lean. 

    I'd rather eat 

    Hodges. 

    Oh well, 
    all right. 

    I 
    still prefer 

    Johnson. 

    We should all stop 

    bickering and eat meat. 

    Look, 
    I 
    tell you what, 

    those who want to can eat 

    Johnson, 

    and you, 
    can have my leg, 

    and we'll make some 
    stock from the captain, 

    and then we'll have 

    Johnson 
    cold for 
    supper. 

    that's 
    a good idea. 

    Excellent thinking. 

    Or else we could have 

    Hodges in the 
    morning. 

    Hello, 
    as a naval officer, 

    I abhor 
    the implication 

    ...that the 

    Royal 

    Navy is 
    a haven for 

    cannibalism! 

    It is well known 
    that we now have the 

    problem relatively under 
    control... 

    ...and that it is the 

    RAF 
    who now suffer 
    the largest casualties 

    in this area. 

    And what do you think the 

    Argyles ate 
    in 

    Aden? 

    Arabs? 

    Yours, etc., 

    Captain 

    B .J. 

    Smethwick... 

    ...in a white wine 
    sauce with shallots, 

    mushrooms and garlic. 

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