Key: Db major
Verse 1
C
I just wanted to check to make sure we had enough
good -looking men in the audience for this next song.
And thank
God, we do.
I was reading recently, but
Kevin, you can bring the lights down now,
that what do people do during
troubled times to lift their spirits?
And believe it or not,
the thing that people do the most and works the best is
they attend beauty pageants.
A
Dm
Now, when I read this, I thought,
gee, I could have a beauty pageant in the middle of each
one of my concerts as
a good and loyal
But let's face it, we've had enough
beauty pageants for girls to last us a lifetime.
But we just don't have
enough for the men.
Em
G
So, I am here tonight to find and to crown
C
Mr.
G
Colorado
C
Springs.
It's true.
G
C
Yeah!
him?
Oh
Lord.
We're gonna find him.
We're gonna start with
Em
C
you, sweetheart.
Am
G
Your voice makes you sound so mature
C
G
I saw you drive your car into the parking lot
Am
G
I heard you come through that door
I'm moving on now, but I'm not
C
forgetting about you
F
C
What brings you here is the very same
A
Dm
G
thing that draws me tonight to that stage
F
C
A
And I must say to you, with all sincerity,
Dm
G
C
you look pretty good for your age
No, it's a good thing, it's a good thing.
Ooh, baby.
I know your work sometimes
Am
G
And causes you heartache as well
C
A
It's all that matters
Dm
G
You're no longer pacing the cage
C
A
With all sincerity
Hey, you baby, you trying to ignore me?
C
F
Dm
You look so good you could be a
White
G
C
House intern, or a page.
Em
C
You could, I mean that sincerely.
C
A
curled up with a good book,
Dm
D
Dm
G
ordered a pizza, and been here.
F
C
But no, you got dressed up, sort of,
C
Em
G
Now I know you don't recognize
Em
C
But I am doing my impression of
Em
G
C
Em
G
a lighthouse
Am
G
Who knows how we'll feel by the end?
Am
G
Or maybe I'll see you again and again
C
A
Take a deep breath
A
Dm
Let the moonlight be
G
our guide
Who's it gonna be?
Dm
G
You look pretty good
Oh my
A
working out
right here, baby.
Oh, yeah.
G
F
C
for your age.
Here he is.
Put your hands together.
Mr.
Colorado
Springs, stand up.
Stand up.
They want to look.
Here he is.
You were first runner -up, I was lying.
How did you like the song?
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