Key: C major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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When
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the third world war started,
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I was in the bathroom shaving,
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apparently the Russians launched their payloads accidentally,
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And that struck me as weird cause,
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cause I rarely shave,
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maybe once a week and at that
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We're talking five minutes at most,
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probably coincidence, I don't know,
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it just struck me as weird
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When the big killer flu bug came,
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in the Americas alone
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TV was broke.
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We don't get the newspaper.
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We stayed inside.
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Actually, I suppose we avoided
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a great deal of stress.
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Still, your Mustang is weird.
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On the morning of the rapture, hey, hey
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I was seated at the kitchen table
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I was amiably chatting
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The apocalypse, they were over,
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Like they do when they're in town
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We had just been talking about
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who had the shittiest job
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cause mine was the furthest
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And I said, I think it pestilence,
you know
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Cause of all the bugs,
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and the horsemen just smiled
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with my freestyle way of thinking
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apparently, they find that endearing
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weird
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I remember my death like it was yesterday
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ing in his glory
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from a thunderhead on a chariot of fire
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Just like Grandma said he would
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I fell to my knees, I said Jeez God,
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I'm sorry for the evil
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that I've said and thought and done
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And God, in his infinite wisdom
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Cut my head off with a sword,
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with his powerful swift sword,
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with his powerful swift sword.
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I'm not saying I didn't deserve it,
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and I was getting a little bored.
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And it was quick and I met my maker,
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God's the arbiter, the redeemer,
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and the creator in me.
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I was always a little weird.
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I was always a little weird.
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I was always a little weird.
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It ain't why, it just was.
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I was always a little weird.
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Weird.
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We win!
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