Key: C major
Verse 1
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An d the revenue man said it
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how about that moonshine?
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kill your soul
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Chase your hide up a tree
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Well, I used to be smart
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I used to think clearly
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But in the last twenty years
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I've had maybe a hundred joints
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Hey, and I believe, I believe, I believe,
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I believe, I believe, I believe
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They made me stupid
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Cause it certainly could not have been
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The 20 ,000 beer
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Makes you social
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And it makes me talk
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It makes me talk about my dick
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So let's talk about my dick
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One, the number
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of dicks I have, hey
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And two, that's the number of balls
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that's the number of perversity
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And four's not a number
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Four's a score, hey
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Five fingers have I to please,
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please you on each hand.
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Six, that's the height
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Seven, if you measure
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Eight, would Nate be great.
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Nine, if I had nine
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I'd be too cocky, I'd be too self -assured
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I couldn't be in this line of work,
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I'd have to be a farmer,
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or a milkman, or a hooligan
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cause eventually, you know I will direct
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But ten, that's the number
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Whenever I get that urge
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to tell you about
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Tell you about my dick
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I've been talking about my dick
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Been even talking about my dick
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Talking about my friend Dick
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