Key: G major
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Verse 1
Jamaica or the
Netherlands would be the place for weed
But then I got a call from
Switzerland and my help
is what they needed
it's sure for me to come
sure was loads of fun
Backstage the room was crowded
with most different folks
There was cheese from here to here
And a thick cloud of folk
I know that smell
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When somebody handed
me a huge glass tub
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We smoked that witty witty bong
Witty witty bong
Witty witty bong, witty bong, bing bong
Witty witty bong
Bavaria things got even scarier
Needed a place to hide
So I took a ride on my mountain bike
Into the
Bavarian heights
Gathering behind my back
Of a thunderstorm attack
I was lost in fear when I saw a beard
Behind that beard a man
Smiling and waving me into his
Saving cottage and
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buttermilk and then
huge glass tub again
We smoked that weedy -weedy -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong,
weedy -bong, bing -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong,
weedy -bong, bing -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong
Smoking all night long
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Weedy weedy bong, weedy weedy bong,
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weedy weedy bong of a fart too strong.
Time stretches.
Somebody just flushed the
toilet on my insides.
I'm melting to the floor, onto all fours,
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right onto the carpet.
What beautiful colors.
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Green, yellow, red, brown,
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red again.
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An d a stain that looks like a horse.
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A horse on a bike.
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And with horror, I see my fingers walking,
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walking away from me, happily whistling cocaine
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into the toilet.
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And my eyes are marbles
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rolling underneath the table.
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An d my feet are dancing man
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go django in the oven.
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And I'm nothing,
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I'm nothing left than my brain.
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And then there he is again,
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all beard and man.
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He's standing in the door, his eyes red and sore,
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and I go, no, please, let me go.
And he says, no.
And in his hands,
there's that evil glass tub smoking.
And I go, please, no.
I just, I just want to go home.
The thunders,
there's no more thunderstorms.
But I can't.
God damn it!
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No!
We smoked that weedy weedy bong,
Weedy weedy bong,
Weedy weedy bong,
Weedy bong bing bong,
smoking all night long
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Witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
witty witty bong, up apart too strong
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Witty witty bong, witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
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smoking all night long
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Steer it up, little darling
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Steer it up, yeah
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Steer it up , little darling
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Steer it up, yeah
I,
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I, I shot the sheriff
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But I did not shoot no deputy
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No woman, no crime
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Execute woman of the people
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I don't like reggae, I do, I hate it,
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and if there is some god above, I promise that
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I'll never ever smoke that evil shite again,
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it ruined my brain and I'm not the same man
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anymore.
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God.
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Weedy weedy bong, weedy weedy bong,
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weedy weedy bong, smoking all night long, weedy
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Wee dee dee bong, wee dee wee dee bong,
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wee dee wee dee bong, that was far too strong.
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Wee dee wee dee bong, wee dee wee dee bong,
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wee dee wee dee bong, smoking all night long.
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Wee dee wee dee bong, wee dee wee dee bong,
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wee dee wee dee bong, that was far too strong.
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wee dee wee dee bong, smoking all night long.
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witty witty bong got my heart beat strong
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witty witty bong sparkin' all night long
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witty witty bong got my heart beat strong
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Witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
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witty witty bong
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Bossy, -ssy,
Bo
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B -o -ssy
Bossy, bo -ssy, -ssy, -y
Steer it up!
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