Key: G major
Verse 1
G
C
G
When it's winter and ski togs are chosen,
G
C
G
Cause if I come near anything frozen,
D
C
I want it floating in 96 proof.
G
D
G
I'll languish in some cozy bar,
D
G
let the skiers stay out where they are.
C
G
C
Two cubes with a slug
of E -O -Yo -Ho
G
D
C
What more does a man need to know?
G
C
When a skier is hobbling on crutches
G
D
C
It's obvious he's been a fool
D
C
If he doesn't fall off his bar stool
G
D
G
So let's have a couple more snores
D
G
Cause drinking's the safest of sports
D
C
Two shots and a cold glass of beer, my dear
G
C
A mountain is nothing to fear
G
C
Two shots and a cold glass of beer,
G
D
C
My dear, as long as we see it from here.
G
C
When you ski you must
D
G
D
C
And still you'll fall down if you're tired.
G
C
You may also fall down
Em
G
when you're drinking,
D
C
But there's no mental effort re quired.
G
D
G
So you ski and I'll drink you a toast,
of Vermouth's forces,
G
D
C
Is easier than skiing in troops.
G
C
G
Drinkin' gin with a touch of
G
C
Relaxed in some warm padded boots.
G
C
G
Now skiing costs money, I'm thinking,
But it doesn't cost much
D
C
Just the price of some ice and a fifth.
G
D
G
Those ski mountains reach to the sky,
D
A
G
In my sport one gets just as high.
G
C
the craziest song that I know.
Two cubes with a slug of V -O -O -O,
G
C
to hell with your coal powder snow.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG C D Em A
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