Key: G major
Verse 1
A
D
G
D
G
D
I rarely sprain an ankle,
G
B
E
A
Am
I've never wrenched an arm.
A
D
G
are safe from any harm.
D
G
D
G
I've never spiraled either leg,
D
E
Am
no compound breaks for me.
Em
G
E
snow is in season,
A
D
G
I've never been known to ski.
Cause of the grave possibility
C
G
that my lack of agility
C
D
A
G
D
and my malleability would hasten debility.
G
D
B
My native fragility and vulnerability
E
B
point to destructibility as
A
D
an admissibility.
G
D
Psychic un suitability and
C
G
great frangibility
D
A
Show the desirability of
G
D
a first -aid facility
G
D
The unquestioned futility
A
D
view with hostility
G
D
G
Lack of compatibility to
D
C
G
this mad imbecility
C
D
G
D
Indicates no humility or insensibility
G
D
B
In all probability, I'll age to senility,
E
B
A
Without the virility to test my skiing ability.
D
G
D
G
In other words, I'm chicken,
B
E
Am
and skiing ain't for me.
D
A
D
I even change the channel
A
D
when I see it on TV.
G
D
G
D
G
The way my bones are now arranged
D
E
B
E
Am
is a way that suits me best
A
E
So next winter I'm fixin' to cross
G
E
that old Mason -Dixon
A
D
G
While you're freezin' the snow out west
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