Total Ringo

Total Ringo easy guitar chords by Happy Mondays

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  • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    That's 
    sickly 
    clean, 

    this 
    mild 
    and meek 

    could 
    launch 
    it 
    with 
    a poker, 

    no 
    danger 
    for 
    weekend 

    Opens 
    its 
    mouth, 

    there's 
    no word
    s, just 
    a squeak

    I can 
    launch 
    it 
    with 
    poker, 

    no 
    joker 
    for 
    a weekday 

    Verse 2
    Bing 
    bong, 
    the week
    day 

    Bing 
    bong, 
    no 
    danger 

    Here 
    goes 
    a sweet 
    freak 


    Verse 3
    How 
    many 
    fools 
    do you get 
    in 
    the schools 

    Of 
    an 
    English 
    county 
    classroom? 

    All 
    the thing
    going 
    on 

    inside 
    your bill 
    bong 

    There's 
    no 
    room, 

    it's 
    just 
    pure 
    art 
    room 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 4
    You try 
    very 
    hard 
    to 
    get 
    that 
    right 

    To 
    imitate 
    some 
    kind 
    of 
    life 
    form 

    A matter 
    of fact, 
    without 
    any 
    tact 

    You 
    can 
    go 
    on 
    back 
    you, you shouldn't 

    have 
    been 
    born 

    Bing 
    Verse 5
    bong, 
    no 
    danger 

    Bing 
    bong, 
    the sweet 
    freak 

    Verse 6
    Digger
    s mothers, 
    switch 
    on 
    the cook
    er 

    Get 
    the 
    hillbil
    lies down, 

    set 
    out 
    to 
    bug
    ger 

    Sweet 
    freak, 
    pen 
    and ink 

    How 
    do 
    you make 
    a bulldo

    g think? 

    Interlude 2


    Verse 7
    Happy 
    Christmas, 
    I said, 

    not 
    to speak 
    then 

    Happy 
    Christmas, 

    when 
    it's 
    next 
    week 
    then 

    And 
    you swear, 

    you naughty 
    meathead 

    What sleeps 
    in 
    your 
    bed, 

    is got 
    to 
    be 
    a geek 
    Ted 

    Verse 8
    Bing 
    bong, 
    the weekday 

    Bing 
    bong, 
    no 
    danger 

    Verse 9
    How 
    many 
    fools 
    do you 
    get 
    in 
    the schools 

    Of 
    an 
    English 
    county? 
    You 
    got 
    none 

    All 
    the thing
    going 
    on 

    inside 
    your built 
    bomb 

    There's 
    no 
    room, 

    it's 
    just 
    pure 
    art 
    room 

    Verse 10

    Sweet 
    freak, 
    pen 
    an
    ink 

    How 
    do 
    we 
    get 
    these plain 

    dogs 
    to 
    think? 

    Sweet 
    freak, 
    pen 
    and 
    ink 

    It's 
    dangerous 
    to let 
    the 

    freak
    dink 
    in 

    Verse 11
    Chopper 
    up, 
    cooker, 

    give 
    me some 
    smother

    I can
    't 
    stand 
    the thought 
    of the 

    dwarf 
    bein' 
    mother

    Verse 12
    Is 
    this 
    love, 
    man, 
    it's 
    pure 
    hate 

    If 
    you put 
    it 
    on 
    the table, 
    it'll 
    be 
    too 
    late 

    Is 
    this 
    love, 
    man? 
    No, 
    it's 
    pure 
    hate 

    It can't 
    be 
    more simple, 

    it's 
    there 
    on 
    a plate 

    Verse 13
    Is 
    this 
    love 
    man? 
    No 
    it 
    ain't 

    Is 
    this 
    love, 
    man? 
    No, 
    it's 
    pure 
    hate 

    Is 
    this 
    love, 
    man? 

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