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Titties and Beer easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa
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C
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Verse 1
It
was
the
black
est
night
There
was
no
moon
in sight
You
know
the
stars
ain't
shinin'
'Cause
the sky's
too
tight
I
heard
the
scary
wind
I seen
some
ugly
trees
There
was
a werewolf
honkin'
'Long
the
side
of
me
I'm
mean
'n I'm
bad,
why'know I ain't
no
sis
sy
Got a
big-
titty
girly
by
the
name
of
Chris
sy
Talkin'
about
her
'n
my
bike
'n
me
. . .
'N this
ride
up
the
Moun
tain
of
Mystery,
mys
tery
Verse 2
I
noticed
even
the crick
ets
Were
actin'
weird
up
here
'N
so
I
figured
I
might
Just
drink
a
little
beer
I
said,
"Gimme
summa
that
what
yer
suck
in'
on
. . . "
But
there
was
no
reply
'Cause
she
was
gone
. . .
Verse 3
"Where's
those
titties
I
like
so
well,
'n
my
goddamn
beer
!"
Is
what
I
started
to
yell,
then
I
heard
this
noise
Like
a
crunchin'
twig,
'n
up
jumped
the Dev
il
. . .
He's
about
this
big
. . .
Verse 4
He
had
a red
suit on
An'
a
widow's
peak
An'
then
a
pointed
tail
'N
like
a sul
phur
reek
Yes,
it
was
him
alright,
I sweared
I
knowed
it
was
He
had
some
human
flesh
Stuck
underneath
his
claws
Y'
know,
it
looked
to
me
Like
it
was
titty
skin
I said,
"You
son
of
a
bitch!"
'Cause
I
was
mad
at
him,
Well
he just
got
out his
floss
'N started
cleanin'
his
fang
So
I shot
him
with my
shoot
er,
Said:
BANG
BANG
BANG
Then
the suck
Verse 5
er
just
laughed
'n
said:
Bozzio: Oh, put
it
away
. . .
You know,
I
ate her
all
up
. . . now
what
you
gonna
say?
Frank: You
ate
my
Chrissy?
Bozzio: Tit
ties 'n
all!
Frank: Well, what
about
the
beer
then,
boy?
Bozzio: Ah
. . . Were the
cans
this
tall?
Frank: Even
her
boots?
Bozzio: Would
I
lie
to
you?
Frank: Shit,
you musta
been
hungry!
Bozzio: Yes,
this
is
true.
Frank: Don't
they
pay
you
good
For
the stuff
that
you
do?
Bozzio: Well,
you
know
I can't
complain
when
the
checks
come
through
. . .
Frank: Well
I
want
my
Chrissy,
'N
I
want
my
beer
So
you just
barf it
back
up
Now,
Devil,
do
you
hear?
Bozzio: Blow
it out
your
ass,
mo
torcycle
man!
I mean,
I
am
the Dev
il,
Do you
un
der
stand?
Just
what
will you
give
me
for
your
Tit
ties
and
beer?
I
suppose
you
noticed
this
little
con
tract
here
. . .
Frank: Y
er goddam
right,
you
Son-
of-
a-
whore
Bozzio: Don't
call
me that!
Frank: That's
about
the
only
reas
on
I
learned
writin'
for
. . .
Gim
me
that
paper
. . . bet
yer
ass
I
will sign
. . .
Be
cause
I
need
a
beer,
'N
it's
titty-
squeez
in' time!
Bozzio: Man,
you
can't
fool
me
. . . you
ain't
that
bad
. . .
I
mean
you
shoulda
seen
some
of the souls
that
I've
had
. . .
Frank: Oh, yeah?
Bozzio: Why there was
Mil
hous Nixon
'n
Agnew,
too
. . .
'N
both
of
those
suck
ers
was
worse
'n
you
. . .
Frank: Well, let's
make
a
deal
if you
think
that's
true
I
mean,
you're
the
Dev
il
so
. . .
Whatcha
gonna
do?
Bozzio: Wait
a minute
. . . a tinge
of doubt
Verse 6
crosses
my
mind
when
you
say
that
you
want
to
make
a deal
with me
. . .
Frank: That's
very,
very
true
. . .
Bozzio: Wait
. . . you ain't
supposed
to want
to make
a
deal
with
me
Frank: Ah,
but
I'm slightly
different
than
your
av
erage
customer,
Devil
. . .
Bozzio: But, wait
. . . but most
people
don't
want
to make
a deal
with
me . . . Wha . . .
Frank: Yeah . . .
Bozzio: What's
your story?
Frank: Well,
most people
are afraid
of you,
see?
They don't
know
how stu
pid
you
are
. . . I
happen
to know
that
you
jack
off
to a
picture
of
Punky Meadows
when
you get
home
. . .
Bozzio: Grrarh . . . Stupid
. . . Grrarh . . .
Frank: You know
. . . ever
since
that
guy
told
you
that he
contained
more
fluid
than Jeff
Beck
you've been tryin'
to outdo
him
. . . Awright,
look,
I'm gonna
say
one
thing
to you
. . . this
may
not
register
right
away,
but let
me say
this
. . . leave
your
pickle
alone
for
a couple
of night
s,
you know
what I mean
. . . ? Now, come
on!
I'm
only
interested
in a
couple
of things
. . . (Wait, is that
a note
for
me?
Is some
body
passing
me
a note?
What does
this say
. . . ? "Frank,
please
do
me
a favour,
I
can't
find
a brother
of
mine,
I
could
dig
it
if
you
could
call
him
from
stage.
His
name
is
Dirty
Tom
Nomads
M.C.,"
signed
"Thanks,
Bear"
or "Bean,"
I
can't
tell
. . . Well,
if he's
out
there
. . . Dirty
Tony
De La
Nomads
M.C.
get
in touch
with
Bean
or
Bear
. . .) And
as I was
sayin',
Devil,
I'm
an average
sort
of a per
son,
I'm
. . . you
wouldn't
believe
it,
but
. . . I'm very
much
like
the
people
here
in
this
audience
to
night
. . .
Bozzio: What?
Frank: I think
we
definitely
have
something
in
common
. . .
Bozzio: Wait a
minute,
I thought
you
had
funny
things
growing
in your
hair
an
d all
that
other
stuff
. . . I thought
. . . write
weird
mu
sic,
you
know, I thought
. . .
Frank: Listen
. . .
Bozzio: . . . biker and
everything,
I mean,
shit,
you know?
Frank: . . . listen
care
fully
. . .
Bozzio: . . . big titty
chic
that
you just
had
out here
with the camera,
I mean,
you know
. . .
Frank: Listen care
fully
to
me,
oh,
Devil
. . .
Terry: Uh- huh
. . .
Frank: I'm
only
interested
in two
things
Bozzio: Yeah
. . .
Frank: See
if
you can
guess
what
they are
Bozzio: I
would
think
. . . uh
. . . let's
see,
maybe
. . . uh
. . .
Frank: Well, I'll
give you . . .
Bozzio: Stravinsky
. . . and, uh . . .
Frank: I'll give
you two
clues
. . .
Bozzio: . . . let's
see
. . . uh
. . .
Frank: Let go
of your pickle
Bozzio: What?
Frank: Let
go
of your pickle!
Bozzio: I'm
not
holding
my pickle
Frank: Well, who's
holding
your pickle
then?
Bozzio: I don't
know . . . ha!
She's
out in the
audience
. . . Hey,
Dale,
would
you
like to
come up
here
and hold
my
pickle
to
satisfy
this
weird
man
out
here
on the stage?
Frank: You're probably
wondering
why
we
call
it a
pickle
.
. .
Ray: Ha ha ha!
Bozzio: Oh,
no . . .
Frank: I
don't . . . I
hate
. . . I hate
to squeal
on
you,
Bozzio, I mean,
Devil
. . . but, look,
I'm
only
interested
in
two
things
. . .
Bozzio: Now, wait
a
minute
. . . all
I have
to say
is
God
help
me!
. . . Even
though
I have
this
. . . this
fucking
mask
on
.
. .
Frank: Ha ha ha ha ha
. . . ! Listen,
if
you think
that
mask
looks
bad,
you
oughta
see his
pickle
. . . I'm
only
interested
in two
things,
that's
titties
and
beer,
you
know what
I mean?
Bozzio: What?
Frank: Yeah
. . .
Bozzio: Titties
and beer?
Frank: Titties
and
beer
, titties
and beer,
titties
and beer,
titties and
beer, titties
and beer,
titties
and
beer,
titties
and
beer, titties
an
d
beer
. . .
Bozzio: (Growling) Whoa, I
don't know
if
you're
the right
guy!
Frank: . . . titties
and
beer,
tit
ties
and
beer,
titties
and
beer
. . .
Verse 7
Bozzio: No!
Don't
sign
it!
Give
me time
to think
. . .
I mean
. . .
Frank: Alright!
Bozzio: Hold
on a
second,
boy
. . .
'Cause
that's
Magic
Ink!
Verse 8
Frank:And then
the
Devil
let
go
of
his pickle
'N
out
jumped
m'girl
They heard
the
titties
PLOP-
PLOPPIN'
All
around
the world,
she
said:
"I GOT
ME
THREE
BEERS
'N
A FIST
FULLA DOWNS,
AN'
I'M
GONNA
GET
RIPPED,
SO
FUCK
YOU
CLOWN
S!"
Then
she
gave
us
the fin
ger,
It
was
rigid
'n stiff,
That's
when
the Devil,
he
farted
An' she
went
right
over
the cliff
(Whoa . . . Tinsel
Time!)
Well,
the Devil
was
mad
I
took
off
to
my pad
I swear
I
do
de
clare!
How
did
she
get
back
there?
I swear
I
do
de
clare!
How
did
she
get
back
there?
I
swear
I do
de
clare!
How
did
she
get
back
there?
I swear
I
do
de
clare!
How
did
she
get
back
there?
I
swear
I
do
declare!
How
did she
get
back
there?
I swear
I
do
de . . .
Verse 9
Alright,
Well, yeah,
that's
enough
of
the Devil
and his
fam
ous
pickle,
we're
going
to make
another
dramatic,
if...
if,
somewhat...
rickety
segue into
another
song
called
Cruising
for
Burgers,
wait a
minute...
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