Best Tuning App Ever
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You Are What You Is easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
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Em
A
Em
A
Intro 1
Verse 1
Do
you
know
what
you
are?
You
are
what
you
is
You is
what
you
am
A
cow
don't
make
ham
You
ain't
what
you're
not
So
see
what
you
got
You
are
what
you
is
An'
that's
all
it
'tis
Verse 2
A
foolish
young
man
From
a
middle
class
fam'ly
Started
singin'
the
blues
'Cause
he
thought
it
was
manly
Now
he
talks
like the Kingfish
("Saffiiiee! ")
From Amos
'n
Andy
("Holy mack'l dere! Holy
mack'l dere!
")
He tells
you
that
chitlins
(Chitlins!)
Well, they taste
just
like
candy
He
thinks
that
he's
got
De
whole
thang
down
From
the
Nivea Lotion
To
de Royal
Crown
Verse 3
Do
you
know
what
you
are?
You
are
what
you
is
You
is
what
you
am
A cow
don't
make
ham
You
ain't
what
you're
not
So
see
what
you
got
You
are
what
you
is
An'
that's
all
it
'tis
Verse 4
A
foolish
young
man
Of
the Negro
Per
suasion
Devoted
his
life
To
become
a
caucasian
He stopped
eating
pork
He stopped
eating
greens
He traded
his
dashiki
("Uhuru! ")
For some
Jord
ache Jeans
He
learned
to play
golf
An' he
got
a good
score
Now
he
says
to
him
self
"I
ain't
no
NIGGER
no
more!
Hey! Hey! Hey!"
"I don't understand
you..."
BWANA
MA-
COO-
BAH
"Would you
please speak
more clearly..."
MERCEDES
BAINNNNNNNZ
Who is
who
(I don't
know)
Verse 5
'N what
is what
(Somethin' I
just don't
know)
'N why is this
(Tell me
now)
Appropriot
(That's a funny
pronunciation
If'n ever I heard
one)
If
you don't like
(Where'd you
get that
word?)
What
you
has got
(Appropriot? The word is
not)
Drop it in
the dirt
(Drop it, yeah)
'N let
it
rot
(I can
smell it
now)
Someone
else
(Here de
come, here
de come)
Will surely
come
(I told
you
he
was
comin')
'N pick
it
up
(Yeah, that's
right!)
'Cause
he
wants
some
(An' he wants
it
for free)
And when
one
day
(There will come
a day)
You
wonder
who
(I wonder
too)
You used
to
was
(Who I was
anyway)
'N what
you
do
(I used
to work
at the post
office)
You'll scratch
your
head
(But I don't
wanna
un- do my doo)
'N look around
(To see
what's
goin' on)
But
what you
lost
(Can't seem to find
it)
Will not
be
found
(A Mercedes
Benz)
Verse 6
Do you
know
what you are?
(I know)
You are
what
you
is
(I'm the kinda
guy)
You is
what you am
(That ought to be drivin')
A cow
don't
make a ham
(A four- fifty
SLC)
You ain't what
you're
not
(A big
ol'
red
one)
So see
what you
got
(With some
golf
clubs
stickin'
out
de trunk)
You are
what
you
is
(I'm gwine down
to de
links on
Saturday
mornin')
An' that's
all
it
is
(Gimme a five-
dollar bill)
You
are
what you
is
(And an overcoat
too)
An' that's all
it is
(Where's my
waitress?
Yeah)
You are what
you is
(Robbie, take
me to
Greek
Town)
An' that's
all
it is
(I'm harder than
yer husband
Harder than
yer husband)
You are what you
is
(I'm goin' down
to White
Street,
to the Mudd
Club, y'all)
An' that's
all
it is
(I'm goin' down
'n
work
the
wall
'N
work
the floor)
You
are what you
is
('N work the
pipe
'N
work the
wall
some more)
An' that's all
it is
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