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Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me? chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm gui
C
tar, vocals)
D
Eddie Jobson (keyboards, violin,
vocals)
C
Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)
Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ruth Underwood (percussion, synthesizer)
D
C
D
Don Pardo (vocals)
C
David Samuels (vibes)
Randy Brecker (trumpet)
D
Mike Brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou Marini (alto saxophone, flute)
C
Ronnie Cuber (baritone saxophone,
clarinet)
D
Tom Malone (trombone, trumpet,
piccolo)
John Bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed Mann (percussion over-dub)
Louanne Neil (osmotic harp
C
over-dub)
D
Honey honey, hey
Verse 2
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C
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Baby don't you want a man like me
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Honey honey, hey
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C
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Baby don't you want a man like me
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Am
He was the Playboy Type (he smoke
Verse 3
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a pipe)
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His fav'rightphrase
A
was "OUTA-SITE!"
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Am
D
He He had an Irish Setter
A
It was a singles bar, a Tuesday
Verse 4
night
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Am
The moon was dim,
G
D
G
the band was tight
Am
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They did the bump together
Verse 5
C
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What a splendid
C
D
C
sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white
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C
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The drinks were cheap
Em
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(it was Ladies Nite)
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He was glad that he met her
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Am
She was an
Verse 6
C
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office girl
C
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("My name is Betty")
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D
C
D
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Her fav'right group was HELEN
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C
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C
D
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REDDY
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(They discussed the
C
weather)
Verse 7
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Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
C
D
Baby don't you want a man like me
Verse 8
D
C
D
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Am
Baby don't you want a man
Verse 9
Am
A
She was the lonely sort, just a little too short
D
Her jokes were dumb
and her fav'right sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
Am
He was duly impressed and was
Verse 10
A
quick to suggest
D
Any sport with a PUCK had
to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her
G
("Get it honey? Get it?")
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Later on
Verse 11
G
Am
C
D
they went off to where
Em
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the music was soft,
C
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The candles were drippy,
Em
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they saw a REAL HIPPY
C
A
D
Who delivered their dinner
Verse 12
D
C
D
Em
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The rice was brown, and soon they found
C
D
That the crowd around that
Em
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had jammed the room,
C
Well it seemed to be getting
D
Am
thinner
Verse 13
C
Honey honey, hey
D
C
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
D
Baby don't you want a man like me
C
D
Honey honey, hey
G
Baby don't you want a
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Baby don't you want a
G
Am
Baby don't you want a man
Verse 14
Eb
A
Eb
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He took her home to a motor court
Eb
A
She wouldn't kiss him,
Eb
A
he tried to ignore it,
Eb
A
But it made him angry!
Eb
Angry, it made me angry,
D
Eb
it made me so angry I could have killed that
D
Lousy BITCH!)
Verse 15
Eb
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He called her a slut, a pig and a whore
Eb
A
A bitch and a cunt and
Eb
she slammed the door
A
Eb
In a petulant frenzy!
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(A petulant frenzy,
D
D
this is a petulant frenzy.
I'm petulant,
and I'm having a frenzy)
Verse 16
C
D
On the sofa she weeps
Eb
C
BOO HOO HOO HOO
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C
D
She weeps and she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
C
D
She weeps and she peeks
A
Am
Through the curtain
Verse 17
C
D
He just got in his car
But the battery's dead
C
D
So he asks to use the phone
And she gives him some head
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And that's the end of the story
D
Verse 18
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
D
Baby don't you want a man like me
D
D
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
D
Am
Baby don't you want a man
Baby don't you want a man sometimes?
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