Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?

Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me? easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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  • Verse 1
    Frank 
    Zappa 
    (lead guitar, vocals) 

    Ray White (rhythm gui

    tar, vocals) 

    Eddie Jobson 
    (keyboard
    s, violin, 

    vocals) 

    Patrick O'Hearn 
    (bass, vocals) 

    Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals) 

    Ruth Underwood (percussion, synthesizer) 

    Don 
    Pardo 
    (vocals) 

    David 
    Samuels 
    (vibe
    s) 

    Randy 
    Brecker (trumpet) 

    Mike 
    Brecker (tenor saxophone, 
    flute) 

    Lou 
    Marini 
    (alto saxophone, 
    flute) 

    Ron
    nie Cuber (baritone saxophone, 

    clarinet) 

    Tom 
    Malone 
    (trombone, trumpet, 

    piccolo) 

    John Bergamo 
    (percussion over-dub) 

    Ed Mann (percussion over-dub) 

    Louanne Neil (osmotic harp 

    over
    -dub) 

    Honey hon
    ey, hey 
    Verse 2

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    a man 
    like 
    me 

    Honey 
    honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    a man 
    like 
    me 

    He 
    was the 
    Playboy 
    Type 
    (he smoke 
    Verse 3

    pipe) 

    His fav'right
    phrase 

    was 
    "OUTA-SITE!" 

    He 
    He had an 
    Irish 
    Set
    ter 

    It was a 
    singles 
    bar, 
    a Tuesday 
    Verse 4
    night 

    The moon 
    was dim, 

    the 
    band 
    was tight 

    They 
    did 
    the bump 
    together 

    Verse 5
    What 
    a splen
    did 

    sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth 
    were 
    white 

    The drinks 
    were 
    cheap 

    (it was 
    Ladies 
    Nite) 

    He 
    was 
    glad 
    that 
    he 
    met 
    her 

    She 
    was 
    an 
    Verse 6
    office 
    girl 

    ("My name 
    is 
    Betty") 

    Her 
    fav'right group 
    was 
    HELEN 

    REDDY 


    (They discussed 
    the 

    weather) 

    Verse 7
    Honey honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    a man 
    like 
    me 

    Honey 
    honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    a man 
    like 
    me 

    Verse 8
    Honey 
    honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    a man 

    Verse 9
    She 
    was 
    the lonely 
    sort, 
    just 
    little 
    too short 

    Her jokes 
    were 
    dumb 

    and her 
    fav'right sport 

    Was 
    hockey 
    (in the 
    winter) 

    He was 
    duly 
    impressed 
    and 
    was 
    Verse 10

    quick to 
    suggest 

    Any sport 
    with 
    a PUCK 
    had 

    to be 
    'bout 
    the best 

    As he 
    jabbed 
    his 
    elbow 
    in her 

    ("Get it 
    honey? 
    Get 
    it?") 

    Later on 
    Verse 11
    they 
    went 
    off 
    to 
    where 

    the 
    music 
    was 
    soft, 

    The candles 
    were 
    drippy, 

    they saw 
    REAL 
    HIPPY 

    Who 
    de
    livered 
    their 
    din
    ner 

    Verse 12

    The 
    rice 
    was 
    brown, 
    and 
    soon 
    they 
    found 

    That 
    the crowd 
    around 
    that 

    had 
    jammed 
    the 
    room, 

    Well 
    it 
    seemed 
    to 
    be 
    getting 

    thinner 

    Verse 13
    Honey 
    honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    a man 
    like me 

    Honey 
    honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't you 
    want 
    a man 
    like 
    me 

    Honey 
    honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    a man 

    Verse 14
    He 
    took 
    her 
    home 
    to 
    motor 
    court 

    She 
    wouldn't 
    kiss 
    him, 

    he tried 
    to 
    ig
    nore 
    it, 

    But it 
    made 
    him 
    angry! 

    Angry, 
    it made 
    me 
    angry, 

    it made 
    me so 
    angry 
    I could have 
    killed 
    that 

    Lousy 
    BITCH!) 

    Verse 15
    He called 
    her 
    slut, 
    a pig 
    and a 
    whore 

    A bitch 
    and a 
    cunt 
    and 

    she slammed 
    the door 

    In a 
    petulant 
    frenzy! 

    (A petulant 
    frenzy, 

    this 
    is a 
    petulant 
    frenzy. 

    I'm 
    petulant, 

    and 
    I'm having 
    a frenzy) 

    Verse 16
    On the 
    sofa 
    she 
    weeps 

    BOO HOO 
    HOO 
    HOO 

    She 
    weeps 
    and 
    she 
    weeps 

    BOO HOO 
    HOO 
    HOO 
    HOO 
    HOO 

    She 
    weeps 
    and 
    she 
    peeks 

    Through 
    the 
    curtain 

    Verse 17
    He 
    just 
    got 
    in his 
    car 

    But 
    the 
    battery's 
    dead 

    So 
    he 
    asks 
    to 
    use 
    the 
    phone 

    And 
    she 
    gives 
    him some 
    head 

    And 
    that's 
    the 
    end 
    of 
    the 
    story 

    Verse 18

    Honey 
    honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    a man 
    like 
    me 

    Honey 
    honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    man 
    like 
    me 

    Honey 
    honey, 
    hey 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you 
    want 
    a man 

    Baby 
    don't 
    you want 
    a man 
    sometimes? 

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