Third Rock From Her Thumb chords by
Cledus T. Judd

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Key: E major

Verse 1

Don't tell her what it's worth,

third rock from her thumb

Interlude 1

Verse 2
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Well, he walks in the pawn shop,
one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a diamond but he
doesn't have a dime
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He finds the one he likes and
they cut him quite a deal
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A two carat solitaire but
neither one's real
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Picks up the pay

Verse 3

phone, puts it to his ear

Calls his chick, collect and says,

Verse 4
"Get over here"
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When he shows his girlfriend,
she can't believe her eyes
She never thought she'd ever
really get one that size
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He tries to think of somethin' when she
asked him "where'd you get it?"
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Down at diffie's pawn but
he never will admit it
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He tries to change the subject,

Verse 5

"Forget the wedding list

Let's head on out to Vegas

Verse 6
and get it over with"
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Hope she never finds out
how much he spent
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Nothin' else shines like a zirconia
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Don't tell her what it's worth,
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third rock from her thumb
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Verse 7
Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat
She says, "We woulda made it if you
weren't so doggone fat"
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They try to hitch a ride from
some hippies in a van
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To a ratty little motel called
'The S and M grand'

Verse 8

Puts on her little nightie,

gives him a little wink

Ring slips off her finger,

Verse 9
down the bathroom sink
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She starts to call a plumber,
he begins to shout
"Give me a coat- hangar,
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I think I  can get it out"
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Fishes out the ring in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her finger as he
pats her derriere

Verse 10
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Thinkin' to himself,
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"It's a lucky thing
A plumber woulda cost me much
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more than that ring"
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Verse 11
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D D 
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Hope she never finds out
how much he spent
G G 
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Nothin' else shines like a zirconia
D D 
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Don't tell her what it's worth,
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D D 
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third rock from her thumb

Verse 12
G G 
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Flaws and defects, no billing ads
D D 
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Hope she never finds out
how much I spent
G G 
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Nothin' else shines like a zirconia
D D 
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Don't tell her what it's worth,
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D D 
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third rock from her thumb
Wonder what it's worth,
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D D 
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third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth,
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D D 
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third rock from her thumb

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