Key: E major
Verse 1
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Don't tell her what it's worth,
Interlude 1
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Verse 2
one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a diamond but he
doesn't have a dime
they cut him quite a deal
neither one's real
Verse 3
phone, puts it to his ear
Verse 4
"Get over here"
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When he shows his girlfriend,
she can't believe her eyes
She never thought she'd ever
really get one that size
asked him "where'd you get it?"
he never will admit it
Verse 5
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"Forget the wedding list
Verse 6
and get it over with"
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how much he spent
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Verse 7
Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat
She says, "We woulda made it if you
weren't so doggone fat"
some hippies in a van
'The S and M grand'
Verse 8
gives him a little wink
Verse 9
down the bathroom sink
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She starts to call a plumber,
he begins to shout
"Give me a coat- hangar,
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I think I can get it out"
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Fishes out the ring in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her finger as he
pats her derriere
Verse 10
A plumber woulda cost me much
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Verse 11
how much he spent
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D
third rock from her thumb
Verse 12
how much I spent
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D
third rock from her thumb
Wonder what it's worth,
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D
third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth,
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D
third rock from her thumb
Outro 1
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