The majorca song

The majorca song easy guitar chords by Ivor Biggun

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  • Verse 1
    Unos, 
    dos, tres 
    Suzy 
    Quatro 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 2
    Every 
    year 
    when 
    summer 
    is 
    here 

    I save 
    up 
    m' money 
    and 
    fly 

    To 
    the 
    land 
    of 
    the sun, 
    fornication 
    and 
    fun 

    And 
    nev
    er 
    let 
    a dago 
    by 

    Verse 3
    Buenos 
    knockers 
    por 
    favor 

    As 
    I sniff 
    up 
    the 
    breezes 

    There's 
    whiff 
    in 
    the 
    air 

    Of 
    ambre solaire 

    And Julio 
    Inglesias 

    All 
    day 
    beneath 
    the 
    parasols, 

    prat 
    around 
    on 
    the 
    beach 

    All 
    night 
    I'm 
    pissed 
    as 

    ars'oles and 
    incapable 
    of 
    speech 

    Verse 4

    But 
    I'm 
    going 
    back 
    to 
    Ma
    jorca 

    Back 
    to 
    the prettiest 
    girl 
    that 
    I've 
    seen 

    nearly 
    went 
    crackers 

    When 
    she 
    held 
    my 
    maracas 

    And I 
    burst 
    her 
    tambour
    ine 

    She 
    was 
    topless, 
    was 
    legless, 

    we 
    boogied the 
    moonlight 
    away 

    Oh 
    she 
    swal
    lowed 
    my 
    pina 
    col
    ada 

    Oh 
    blimey, 
    O' 
    Reilly, 
    olé 

    said 
    she 
    swal
    lowed 
    his 
    pina 
    col
    ada 

    Oh 
    blimey, 
    O' 
    Reilly, 
    olé 

    Verse 5
    Olé, olé, olé, olé, 
    Olé, oh 

    lay 
    me 
    down 

    quick 

    Iy iy, iy iy, iy iy, iy iy 

    think 
    I'm 
    gonna 
    be 
    sick

    Verse 6

    "Ooh 
    that's 
    bet
    ter 

    out 
    than 
    in" 

    I don't 
    Verse 7
    go 
    swimmin' 

    I just 
    look 
    at 
    the 
    women 

    As 
    stroll 
    down 
    by 
    the 
    ocean 

    They 
    don't 
    wear 
    vests 
    upon 
    their 
    chests 

    They 
    just 
    wear 
    sun- 
    tan 
    lo
    tion 

    Verse 8
    Buenos 
    knockers 
    por 
    favor 

    Una 
    paloma 
    blan
    ca 

    go 
    to 
    Spain, 
    get 
    out 
    of my 
    brain 

    And 
    act 
    like 
    wanker 

    I wear 
    reflective 
    sunglasses 
    to 

    secretly 
    stare 
    at 
    the 
    tits 

    But 
    never 
    drink 
    the 
    water, 

    in 
    case 
    get 
    the 
    shit

    Verse 9
    I'm 
    going 
    back 
    to 
    Majorca 

    To 
    get 
    up 
    to 
    m' scrotum 
    in 
    sin 

    There's 
    lots 
    of 
    how's- 
    yer- 
    father 

    down 
    on 
    the 
    Costa 
    Brava 

    And they 
    blame 
    it 
    on 
    jet- 
    lag 
    and 
    gin 

    She 
    was 
    topless, 
    was 
    legless, 

    we 
    boogied the 
    moon
    light 
    away 

    Oh 
    she 
    swal
    lowed 
    my 
    pina 
    col
    ada 

    Oh 
    blimey, 
    O' 
    Reilly, 
    olé 

    I said 
    she 
    swal
    lowed 
    his 
    pina 
    col
    ada 

    Oh 
    blimey, 
    O' 
    Reilly, 
    olé 

    Verse 10
    But 
    when 
    get 
    back 
    to 
    Worksop 

    And 
    the sand 
    runs 
    out 
    of my 
    socks 

    I'll 
    dream 
    of 
    that 
    sweet 
    senor
    ita 

    Who 
    gave 
    me 
    dose 
    of... 
    la 
    dolce 
    vita 

    And 
    vimto on 
    the 
    rocks 

    Outro 1


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