Key: D major•
Verse 1
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Some people sing sad songs about,
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Some sing about wicked women I,
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leave ‘em alone
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and a romance that went wrong
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But I pick up a ukulele and
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I pluck, pluck, pluck
Verse 2
my ukulele,
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All around the place you see the smiles,
smiles, smiles
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Singing songs about tits and bums and piles,
Verse 3
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well it, won't bring me wealth
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If I play it with the band or,
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So I pick up my ukulele
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and sing a mucky song
Verse 4
my ukulele,
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Singing something vulgar to my chums,
chums, chums
pluck for my supper
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Eee, I'm such a happy little plucker
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honeymoon couples and bums
Verse 5
daughter
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took a fancy to me
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She let me hold her aubergines sat,
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She said I could do anything she
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So I pulled out my ukulele and sang a muck
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y song
Interlude 1
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Verse 6
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a gum-boil or or a,
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Now, don't you feel glum
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With a face that's three feet long
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Grab yourself a ukulele
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and sing a mucky song
Verse 7
your ukulele,
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Singing something vulgar to your chums,
chums, chums
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If you sit there and play with yourself
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You'll either go blind or ruin your health
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Singing songs about nudist camps
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and honeymoon couples and bums
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