Gums and plums

Gums and plums easy guitar chords by Ivor Biggun

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • D

  • G

  • Dm

  • Gsus4

  • Am

  • A

  • F

  • E

  • C

  • Bb

  • D

  • G

  • Dm

  • Gsus4

  • Am

  • A

  • F

  • E

  • C

  • Bb

    • Intro 1




    Well 
    my name 
    is 
    Ivor 
    Verse 1

    Biggun 

    And they say 
    I've 
    never been 
    kissed 

    My 
    sex 
    life 
    took 
    one hell 
    of a knock 

    On 
    the day 
    I 
    broke my 
    wrist 

    I much 
    prefer 
    hand 
    shandy 
    to 

    the com
    pany 
    of lasses 

    Everybody 
    says 
    that I'll 
    go blind 

    You'll 
    notice 
    I'm wearing 
    glasses 

    For 
    my name 
    is Ivor 
    Verse 2
    Biggun and 

    I 
    sing 
    about them 
    tits 
    and them bum
    s 

    Whoa 
    now 
    you know my name 

    you'd 
    better 

    Get 
    your gum
    s 
    around my 

    plums 

    Verse 3
    My name 
    is Ivor 
    Biggun 

    I'm disgusting 
    and obscene 

    I 
    blow my 
    nose without 
    a hankie 

    And my 
    fin
    gernails 
    aren't 
    clean 

    I'm 
    pub
    lic 
    enema 
    number one 

    A man of 
    efflu
    ence and 
    style 

    My 
    'je ne sais 
    quoi' is obvious 

    'Cause it 
    sticks 
    out 
    a 
    mile 

    Whoa my 
    name 
    is Ivor 
    Biggun and 
    I 
    Verse 4

    sing 
    about them 
    tits 
    and 

    them bum
    s 

    Whoa 
    now 
    you know my name 
    you'd 
    better 

    Get your gums 
    around my 

    plum
    s 

    Well my 
    name 
    is 
    Ivor 
    Verse 5
    Biggun 

    But some dis
    pute that 
    fact 

    And 
    they suggest 
    I 
    contrave
    ne 

    The trade 
    descrip
    tions 
    act 

    But 
    my girl 
    said she's 
    marry me 

    If 
    I 
    had a 
    twelve inch 
    dong 

    I said "I'll cut 
    it 
    down 
    to any size 
    luv 

    If 
    you think that 
    it's too 
    long" 

    Whoa 
    my 
    Verse 6
    name 
    is Ivor 
    Biggun and 

    I 
    got 
    my mojo 
    work
    in' 
    well 

    Well 
    you can press 
    my button 

    Press 
    my 
    but
    ton and 
    ring my 
    bell 

    Verse 7
    Well 
    Ivor 
    Biggun, 
    Ivor 
    Biggun, 

    Ivor 
    Biggun 

    Ivor 
    Biggun, Ivor Biggun, Ivor Biggun 


    Ivor Biggun, Ivor Biggun, Ivor 
    Biggun 

    I'm mod
    erately 
    well endowed 

    I'm 
    Bri
    tain's 
    champion 

    wanker 

    I'm renowned 
    throughout the 
    land 

    Every
    body 
    knows 
    my name 

    But 
    nobody wants 
    to shake 
    my hand 

    Whoa 
    my 
    name 
    is Ivor 
    Verse 8
    Biggun and 

    I 
    sing 
    about them 
    tits 
    and 

    them bum
    s 

    Whoa 
    now 
    you know my name 
    you'd 
    better 

    Get 
    your 
    gums... 

    around 

    my 
    plums 

    Outro 1



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