Key: E major
Intro 1
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Well my name is Ivor
Verse 1
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Biggun
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My sex life took one hell of a knock
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On the day I broke my wrist
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I much prefer hand shandy to
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the company of lasses
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Everybody says that I'll go blind
You'll notice I'm wearing glasses
Verse 2
Biggun and
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Whoa now you know my name
you'd better
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Get your gums around my
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plums
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Verse 3
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My name is Ivor Biggun
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I blow my nose without a hankie
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And my fin gernails aren't clean
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I'm public enema number one
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A man of effluence and style
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My 'je ne sais quoi' is obvious
Verse 4
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sing about them tits and
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them bums
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plums
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Well my name is Ivor
Verse 5
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Biggun
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And they suggest I contravene
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The trade descriptions act
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But my girl said she's marry me
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If I had a twelve inch dong
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I said "I'll cut it down to any size luv
If you think that it's too long"
Verse 6
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I got my mojo workin' well
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Well you can press my button
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Press my button and ring my bell
Verse 7
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Well Ivor Biggun, Ivor Biggun,
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Ivor Biggun
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I'm Britain's champion
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wanker
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Everybody knows my name
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But nobody wants to shake my hand
Verse 8
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I sing about them tits and
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them bums
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Whoa now you know my name you'd better
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Get your gums...
around
Outro 1
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