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The Champion easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler
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Verse 1
The Champion
Donald: Welcome
back on this glorious
sunday afternoon
for the
final round of the
Enbuary classic.
The legendary
Champion
is now approaching
the 18'th tee
off with an
insomauntible 8th
stroke lead.
The
Champion: Well let's wrap
this thing up
Donald: The
gallery lets
the champion know
what a fine
three days of golf
he has
had. The always charming
Champion
is now taking time
to high
five a young
spectator
and the boy,
the boy is
awestruck.
Haha,
the gallery
erupts into delight
Random
person in the gallery: Go get
them champ!
Donald: Yes Yes.
I think it
would be
hard to find
in any
sport a champion
who is as beloved
as this one.
And the encouraging
gal
lery
goes silent.
Eight strokes
ahead of the pack,
the Champion
slowly
starts
his back
swing.
(Honking car horn)
Champion: Four! (Hit the golf ball.)
Donald: Oh no
no!
Apparently the honking
horn had
some sort of concentration
effect
on the champion's
usual
monstrous drive.
Champion: Is that
Greag normen's kid or something?
(Gallery begins
to laugh.)
Donald: The Champion shakes
it off and makes
some sort of humorous
remark about
the horn to the
gallery and
they eat it up.
Champion: Let's get the ball back on the
field.
Donald:
Yes Yes,
well now
the Champion,
his Caddy, and
the elendent gallery
make their
way to the Champion's
ball, which
is unfortunately
larged next to a
very thick
tree route.
The champion and his
caddy talk
it over.
He; s going to play
it safe and punch out
with a 7 iron
with a 8 stroke lead
this is simply
smart play
by
the legendary
Champion.
He approaches
the ball.
let's
watch.
Champion: Take a swing
at the ball hitting
the tree route
in the process)
Donald: Oh, well
I. I don't think
that's what the Champion
had in mind when
he took that swing.
The ball is
now
10 yard
s. um
into the
woods
after
ricoshaying off the
tree route,
and ther's a
look of pain on
the Champion's
face. He is shaking
his hands
as
if to say I
did not have
a strong enough
grip
on the club when
I hit the tree
route,
and my
hands are stinging
quite
badly.
Champion: (Start Grunting)
Donald: The Champion
is starting
to mutter
some obscenities
about the car
horn,
which if you just
joined us blew
earlier
during the champion's
back swing
at the
18'th tee off.
Well
now his caddy
and friend of
25 years, Mr.
Skipijankings, is doing
every thing he can
to get the champion's
mind back on track.
Skipijankings: (Say line during: is doing
every thing he can...) Forget about the car horn,
let's just win this thing!
Champion: Hahah, you're right.
Donald: What wonderful
veteran
words of wisdom.
The Champion nods
in agreement,
and heads into
the woods to set
up for his third
shot
which he will have
to play out of
a dreadfully
muddy
lie.
He's sticking
with his
7 iron
closes
the club face
a little.
He starts his swing.
Champion: (Swing
at
ball)
Donald: And the ball did not move,
um
if any
thing it's
a little deeper
in the mud.
Champion: What
is this f**king quick sand?!
Donald: The Champion is now
conferring with
coarse
marshal, David
Canner
.
Champion: What do I do next?
David: Gonna have to
drop one.
Donald: And
yes i. it
has been ruled that
his ball is
unplayible, he
will take a drop
and a one stroke
penally.
Champion: (Start laughing a bit too
hard as if you where drunk)
Donald: and the Champion
is now laughing
very hard,
uh one might say a little
too hard,
but none of the
less, he drops
his new Areo Fly
Ball and
resumes play.
Gallery: (Start to
clap)
Donald: Back with his
trusty
3 wood, the
Champion lines
up his shot.
He
starts his back
swing.
Champion: (Fart)
Donald: He
flatuates. Stops
his swing, and
steps away from
his ball, and
Verse 2
whispers something too his
caddy, Mr.
Skipijankings.
Skipijankings: Wha? What do you mean
you got to take a
Shit?
Champion: I've got to shit.
Skipijankings: Finish the f**king hole, we've
got to win this mother f**ker!
Random man in gallery: Jesus Christ man!
Donald: Well now
the Champion is staring
angrily at his
caddy.
He continues
to star for
quite some time,
and then
abruptly walks back
to his ball; not
taking much time set
up at all he swings,
Champion: (Swing at the ball.)
Connects, a
Smash of a hit!
Gallery: (applaud)
Donald: Starting
to slice,
oh no
it goes directly
into the center of
a man- made water
hazard!
Champion: You've got to be
f**king kidding me!
Donald: The
Champion slowly
walks over
to his golf
bag,
unzips it,
and pulls out,
hmm what I believe
is a
16 oz
silver beverage
container and
starts drinking
in
large gulps.
Why don't we
take this time
for a word from
our
sponcers, and then we will return
to our final round
coverage
of the
Enbuary Classic.
(Whispers: Well I have no idea what
he was thinking)
ANNOUNCER
GUY: What do
17 major championships,
over
6 million
dollars
in prize money,
and
the complete
domination of
the sport of golf
have in common?
Two
things: The Champion,
and Areo Fly
Balls.
Areo Fly
Balls,
they just seem
to go further.
If it's good
enough for the Champion,
don't you think
it's good enough
for you.
Donald: Well
welcome back to
our final round
coverage of
the Enbuary Classic.
Random Man: (Say this during the
beginning) PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
Champion: I'll
tell you one thing. no one's
f**king up me
in my hole.
Donald: As
we join the action,
Champion: Because
thay are f**king
ugly
Donald: we can see his
caddy
and long time
friend, Mr.
Skipijankings, trying to cox
the Champion
out
of the sand trap
where he is presently
on his back
making a
snow
angle.
Skipijankings: Get up!
GET THE F**K
UP. WHAT THE
F**K ARE YOU DOING?!
Champion: All right(get out
of hole)
Donald: Well the Cham
pion is now
ceasing
his
softmories behavior
and is
climbing out
of the trap
onto
the
green.
Champion: Yee- Haw! (Charge at Skipijankings and
Tackle him)
Donald: The Champion
has just
tackled long
time friend,
Mr.
Skipijankings, I've never
scene any
thing like this.
Skipijankings: That's it! I'm getting
the F**k out of here!
You're f**ked up
dude, you need
some help!
Champion: Ya I need help
f**king your wife!
Skipijankings: F**k you! (Kick the Champion very
hard!) Don't you EVER
TALK about
my wife! I'll FUKING KILL
YOU MAN!
Donald:
Hear Hear!
Generally
Tempered,
long time friend Mr.
Skipijankings now
storming
off the forced
hole,
not
with out hearing
some
expletive
words
hurled at him
by
the
classless lord
of the lace.
Tears
streaming
down his face,
the Champion
is now alone
on the green
left
with mainly a
12 foot put. (Police sirens
are going off) Who would of thought
that
a horn honk
could bring about such
disaster
and disarray
in one
ma's life.
The Champion,
now lining up his put,
using the flag
stick
as his putter
for some odd
reason.
He takes a few
steps towards
the hole,
unbuckles his
belt,
The CHAMPION
is
defecating in the
cup, and
the gallery
has scene enough!
Not a moment
too soon the police
have arrived,
and are advancing
towards the champion
slowly.
In a last desperate
act, the Champion
holds the
flag stick as
if it were a large
lance from
medieval times,
and
runs full kilt
in
rage in his eyes
towards the
Officers.
Officers(Begin firing guns)
Donald: They Open fire.
The champion
has been shot.
He is
down on the green,
he's not
moving,
walking
inching
their way towards
the champion,
the officer
checks the champion's
pulse,
and signals
to the other police
that the Champion
is sure
enough dead.
If you are
just joining us
Sunday May
7'th at
2: 42 P.M.
perhaps the greatest
golfer of our
time
is diseased
at age
39. My God
have mercy on
his sole.
This has been Donald
Hefington saying
good day,
and good golf.
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