Lunchlady Land
Lunchlady Land

Lunchlady Land easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler

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    • Verse 1
    "This is a song..." 

    "This is uhh, This 

    is a new song..." 

    "It's 
    through 
    the eyes of 
    one of the 

    greatest 
    people alive, I feel..." 

    "The 
    Lunchlady" 

    Verse 2
    [Laughing] 

    Woke up in the morning 

    Put 
    on my new 
    plastic 
    glove 

    Served 
    some reheated 

    salisbury 
    steak 

    With a little 
    slice 
    of 
    love 

    Got no 
    clue 
    what the 
    chick
    en 

    pot pie 
    is 
    made of 

    Just know 
    everything's 
    doing fine 

    Down here 
    in 
    Lunchlady Land 

    Verse 3
    Well 
    I 
    wear this 

    net on my 
    head 

    'Cause 
    my red 
    hair is fallin' 
    out 

    I wear 
    these brown 
    orthopedic 
    shoes 

    'Cause 
    I got a bad 
    case of 

    the gout 

    I know you 
    want seconds 

    on the 
    corndogs 

    But there's 
    no reason to 
    shout 

    Everybody 
    gets enough food 

    Down here 
    in 
    Lunchlady Land 

    Verse 4
    Well 

    yesterday's 
    meatloaf is 

    today's 
    sloppy 
    joes 

    And my 
    breath 
    reeks 
    of tuna 

    And 
    there's lots 
    of black hairs 

    coming 
    out of my 
    nose 

    In 
    Lunchlady Land 
    your 

    dreams 
    come 
    true 

    Clouds 
    made 
    of carrots 
    and 
    peas 

    Mountains 
    built 
    of shepherds 
    pie 

    And 
    rivers 
    made of macaroni 

    and cheese 

    But don't forget 
    to 
    re
    turn 
    your trays 

    And try 
    to ignore 
    my 
    gum 
    disease 

    No 
    student 
    can 
    escape the 
    magic 

    of 
    Lunchlady Land 

    Verse 5

    Ho
    agies 
    & 
    grinders, 

    hoagies & grinders 

    Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders 

    Navy 
    beans, 
    navy 
    beans, 
    navy 
    beans 

    Hoagies 
    & grinders, hoagies & grinders 

    Navy 
    beans, 
    navy 
    beans 

    Meatloaf sandwich 

    Sloppy 
    joe, 
    slop, 
    sloppy 
    joe 

    Sloppy 
    joe, 
    slop, 
    sloppy 
    joe 

    Sloppy 
    joe, 
    slop, 
    sloppy 
    joe 

    Sloppy 
    joe, 
    slop, 
    sloppy 
    joe 

    Verse 6
    Well I 
    dreamt 
    one 
    morning 

    That 
    I woke 
    up to see 

    All 
    the 
    pepperoni pizza 

    Was 
    a- looking 
    at me 

    It 
    screamed, 
    why 
    do you 
    burn 
    me 

    And 
    serve 
    me up cold 

    I 
    said 
    I got 
    the spatula 

    Just 
    do 
    what you're 
    told 

    Then the 
    liver 
    & onions 

    Started 
    joining 
    the fight 

    And the 
    chocolate 
    pudding 

    Pushed 
    me with 
    all 
    its 
    might 

    And 
    the 
    chop 
    suey 
    slapped 
    me 

    And it 
    kicked me 
    in the 
    head 

    It's 
    called 
    re
    venge 
    Lunchlady 

    Said the 
    garlic 
    bread 

    I said 
    what did 
    I do 

    To 
    make 
    you all 
    so 
    mad 

    They 
    said you 
    got 
    flabby 
    arms 

    And 
    your breath 
    is bad 

    Then the 
    green 
    beans 
    said 

    You better 
    run 
    and hide 

    But 
    then my 
    friend 
    sloppy 
    joe 
    came 

    And joined 
    my side 

    He said if 
    it 
    wasn't 
    for the 
    Lunchlady 

    The kids 
    wouldn't 
    eatcha 

    You should be 
    shakin' 
    her 
    hand 

    And sayin' 
    please 
    to meet 
    ya 

    She 
    gives 
    you 
    a purpose 

    And she 
    gives you 
    a goal 

    You 
    should be 
    kissin' 
    her 
    feet 

    And 
    kissin' 
    her mole 

    Now 
    all the 
    angry 
    foods 

    Just 
    leave me 
    alone 

    And we 
    all 
    live together 

    Verse 7
    In 
    a happy 
    home 

    Thanks to 

    Sloppy 
    joe, 
    slop, 
    sloppy 
    joe 

    Sloppy 
    joe, 
    slop, 
    sloppy 
    joe 

    Sloppy 
    joe, 
    slop, 
    sloppy 
    joe 

    Sloppy 
    joe, 
    slop, 
    sloppy joe 

    [Spoken] 
    Verse 8

    Well me 
    & sloppy 
    joe got 
    married 

    We 
    got six 
    kid
    s and we're 

    doing' just fine 

    Down 
    in 
    Lunch
    lady Land 


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