Secretary chords by
Monte Selby
Monte Selby

N/A
Key: A major
Intro 1
G
G

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D
D

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Verse 1
G
G

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Well it's my first day of school
and I think I'm gonna die
D
D

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They kicked me out of grade school,
G
G

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it's on to junior high
I used to be the king,
but it's time to get real
C
C

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G
G

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That 8th grader's lookin' at me
D
D

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G
G

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like he wants to kill
C
C

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F
F

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C
C

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F
F

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Well it sure is n't easy in a
C
C

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brand new school
G
G

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You're bound to get lost
and look like a fool
F
F

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C
C

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They say all the teachers
have warts on their chin
A
A

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And they're always givin' tests
D
D

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you can never win
C
C

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They say they put slime in the macaroni,
G
G

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and you don't ever mess
D
D

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with the secretary.
G
G

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F
F

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G
G

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D
D

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G
G

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Well, I don't believe rumors,
and I try to stay cool,
But I heard it all the summer
D
D

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G
G

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at the local swimming pool.
C
C

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G
G

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The kids don't know me,
so why would they lie
C
C

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G
G

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About pictures of eggs
D
D

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G
G

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and how your brain is gonna fry
C
C

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Well it sure isn't easy
in a brand new school
G
G

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They say it's all smelly
cause you can't flush the stools
F
F

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C
C

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Met a weird kid and his name is Luke
A
A

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Says you can't leave the classroom
D
D

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even if you got a puke
G
G

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C
C

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You know you can't even
F
F

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C
C

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whisper in the library
G
G

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And you don't ever mess
D
D

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with the secretary
G
G

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F
F

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G
G

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D
D

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Eb
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D

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C
C

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G
G

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Uh,
well if an 8th grader's close,
you better be a saint
Or he'll shut you in your locker
D
D

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G
G

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till you think you're gonna faint
But hey, I don't mind dying
if they just convict
D
D

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That principal who hits kids
G
G

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with big wooden sticks.
F
F

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C
C

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Well it sure isn't easy
in a brand new school,
G
G

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You could fall asleep in class
and maybe start to drool.
C
C

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The cooks make you eat
what you drop on the floor,
A
A

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And the janitors shell shock
D
D

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from the world war.
C
C

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The school psych's just released
from the penitentiary,
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G

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And you don't ever mess
D
D

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with the secretary.
G
G

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C
C

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Yeah, the counselor
can help you through your misery
G
G

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But you don't ever mess
D
D

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D
D

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with the secretary

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