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Secretary chords by
Monte Selby
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Key: A major•
Intro 1
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D
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Verse 1
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G

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Well it's my first day of school

and I think I'm gonna die
D
D

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They kicked me out of grade school,
G
G

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it's on to junior high

I used to be the king,

but it's time to get real
C
C

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G

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That 8th grader's lookin' at me
D
D

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G

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like he wants to kill
C
C

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C

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Well it sure is n't easy in a
C
C

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brand new school
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G

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You're bound to get lost

and look like a fool
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F

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C
C

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They say all the teachers

have warts on their chin
A
A

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And they're always givin' tests
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D

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you can never win
C
C

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They say they put slime in the macaroni,
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G

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and you don't ever mess
D
D

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with the secretary.
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G

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F
F

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G

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D
D

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G

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Well, I don't believe rumors,

and I try to stay cool,

But I heard it all the summer
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D

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G

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at the local swimming pool.
C
C

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G

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The kids don't know me,

so why would they lie
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C

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G

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About pictures of eggs
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G

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and how your brain is gonna fry
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C

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Well it sure isn't easy

in a brand new school
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G

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They say it's all smelly

cause you can't flush the stools
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F

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C

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Met a weird kid and his name is Luke
A
A

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Says you can't leave the classroom
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D

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even if you got a puke
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G

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C

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You know you can't even
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C

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whisper in the library
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G

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And you don't ever mess
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D

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with the secretary
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G

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F

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G

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Eb
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C

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G

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Uh,

well if an 8th grader's close,

you better be a saint

Or he'll shut you in your locker
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D

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G

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till you think you're gonna faint

But hey, I don't mind dying

if they just convict
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D

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That principal who hits kids
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G

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with big wooden sticks.
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C

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Well it sure isn't easy

in a brand new school,
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G

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You could fall asleep in class

and maybe start to drool.
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C

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The cooks make you eat

what you drop on the floor,
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A

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And the janitors shell shock
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D

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from the world war.
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C

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The school psych's just released

from the penitentiary,
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G

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And you don't ever mess
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D

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with the secretary.
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G

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C
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Yeah, the counselor

can help you through your misery
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G

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But you don't ever mess
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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • F

  • A

  • Eb

    6

Capo: 2

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of Secretary by Monte Selby is A major.

The primary chords used in Secretary are A, E, D, G, B, F.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 2 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like A, E, D, G, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Secretary is approximately 86 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of Secretary using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

Yes! Click the Print icon to generate a clean, one-page version of the chords and lyrics for Secretary. This is perfect for practicing offline or adding to a physical songbook.

Yes, we have integrated a Mini-Tuner directly on this page. Use it to quickly check your string pitch (Standard Tuning: E A D G B E) before you start playing along with Monte Selby.

Absolutely. Click the Save or Heart icon to add Secretary to your account. You can access all your saved songs under My Library at any time.

You can view the full chord sheet and lyrics for Secretary by Monte Selby on this page for free. We provide high-quality, verified chords to help you start playing immediately.