Key: C major
Verse 1
F
C
Dbdim
C
Edim
C
Every Tuesday and Thursday
G
C
during a few office hours
G
F
if my door is open and I have time to talk,
from way up on my soapbox.
and making profound looking gestures.
F
G
Dm
attended only by colleagues
Dm
G
F
Elementary teachers
love their children,
it's easy to see.
Cm
C
Edim
C
High school instructors
love the subjects they teach
G
Dm
G
But here at the college
G
F
This professor's learned to
G
Dm
love just one thing
Eb
C
Gm
Myself
to get one's self promoted
G
C
Edim
C
So I learned how to speak
like a book being quoted
F
Dm
F
I survived peer review
Dm
F
by the most scholarly
Dm
G
Dm
Even if I write articles
G
Gm
only my mother will read.
C
Edim
Gm
My research is so dis tinguished
C
Dm
only a few can comprehend
I so articulately defend.
C
Cm
F
Eb
that leads to a Nobel Prize.
C
F
Dm
Look for my front page feature photo
C
Dm
G
in the New York Times.
C
F
Elementary teachers love
their children,
Eb
C
Edim
C
High school instructors
Edim
C
love the subjects they teach.
G
Dm
Ah, but here at the college,
G
Dm
G
I know it all so well.
Eb
G
Dm
love just one thing.
C
Edim
C
Edim
C
Myself!
Oh, these young grad assistants,
C
G
they are a treasure to find.
G
Dm
they'll teach courses I des pise.
C
F
they feed my ego each day
G
Dm
parking space
Cm
F
and it's easy to see
love the subjects they teach
G
Dm
G
C
But here at the college I know it all so well
F
Eb
F
This professor's learned to
Dm
C
love just one thing
F
C
F
C
Oh, don't you know,
G
Dm
love just one thing
Eb
F
C
full of my all -important, perfect self
Outro 1
I
C
Eb
Edim
C
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