Oh No chords by 
Christine Lavin 
N/A
Key: B major•
Verse 1
E
B
F#
B
F#
Oh no, I'm looking for my glasses again.
B
I put them down.
F#
B
I turned around
F#
and then I could not find them.
B
Now I'm doing my best
F#
Patty Duke impression.
Miracle worker.
B
Stumbling all over the place.
What do I have to do
F#
B
F#
to teach myself a lesson?
B
D#
F#
B
Fall flat on my face.
Oh no, I'm looking for my car keys again.
F#
B
F#
I put them down, I turned around,
B
and then I could not find them.
Now I can't find them,
cause I can't see,
F#
B
cause I can't find my glasses.
Woe is me, I can't drive my car,
I can't read,
F#
but I can order a pizza and watch TV.
B
Oh no.
F#
B
Oh no, where is that remote
F#
B
F#
con trol?
B
It's gotta be here.
I saw it five minutes ago,
but can I find it now?
No.
But the doorbell rings,
it's the pizza guy,
good thing I don't need my
glasses to eat.
Pizza pie tells me it's seven dollars.
I say one minute,
F#
my purse has all my money in it.
B
Oh no.
Now I'm looking for my purse,
just when things were getting better,
F#
B
they've taken a turn for the worse.
This is a curse,
I explain my situation,
hell I can't see,
F#
B
why is the pizza man now
laughing at me?
I'm looking round the table
and under the bed,
why is he pointing toward the
top of my head?
F#
B
Here they are,
and what is that there on the floor?
Yes, it's my purse.
It's holding my car keys
and there's the remote control
behind the door.
Now I can eat pizza and watch the news,
chill out, lose these annoying blues.
But first there's one phone call
I need to return.
Where's my phone book?
When will I learn?
Oh no!
I'm looking for my phone book again.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsE B F# D#
E
B
F#
D#
Capo: 4
Transpose: 0
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