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Ivor Biggun
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Key: G major

Intro 1

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G#m

Verse 1
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the appliance shop,
I bought a filthy book,
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Locked in the lav,
I had a bloody good look.
There was a naked nude lady
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and a man dressed the same,
Doing something very rude
with a funny foreign name.
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I think it was called Ferretilio,
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which is Spanish for blowing a bugle.
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I  went round to me girlfriend's house,
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but she said, Oh, that's not very nice,
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and I don't want to know.
So I tactfully said,
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forget that it's a cock,
Pretend you're at the seaside,
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and it's a stick of rock.
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But she said, No, no, no, no,   that's flat.
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I     could never,
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never do a filthy thing like that.
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She said,  No,   no, no, no,   that's flat.
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I could never,
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never do a filthy thing like that.
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A A 
 
She   said it was called Ferratilorainio,
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and was named after an
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Italian racing driver.
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Well, I filled her up with whiskey
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and I filled her up with gin
but she still wouldn't do it
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cos she said it was a sin.
I even had a bath,
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but the answer was the same
she wouldn't do the thing
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with the funny foreign name.
It was called something
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like ferret in the ruleo.
I said it'd protect her from tonsillitis
but she wouldn't swallow that.
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She said, no, no, no,   that's flat.
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I     could never,
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never do a filthy thing like that.
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She said, No, no, no, no,   that's flat.
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I  could never,
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never do a filthy thing like that
Next day a man in a hat
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came knocking at the door
He said, You've earned the pause,
half a million or more
With the cheque in me pocket
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to me girlfriend's house
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I  ran to see if she was still a vegetarian
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I  said, did she remember
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what a silly girl she'd been
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About the sword swallowing
in that funny magazine
I said, would she refuse me
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and treat me with disdain
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Regarding the activity
with the funny foreign knight
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But she said, no, no, no, no,   that's flat
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I  could never refuse to do a thing like that
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She said, no,   no, no, no,   that's flat
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I could never refuse to do
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a thing like that
Yum, yum, yum!
Ha ha ha!
Yum, yum, yum!
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BELLS CHIMING PIANO PLAYS
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Mr Falleggio, the ice -cream man.
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Hear him jingle -jangle
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Mr. Fel
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latio,
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all   the children say hello to Mr. Fellatio,
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the Ice Cream Man.
Badoom, badoom, badoom, bam!
That's where Trump's coming!
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And then he's got Ronettes,
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and Jordanaires,
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and Street Section,
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and Philborough Colliery Band!
Oh, it's going to be great!
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It's going to be wonderful!
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Absolutely wonderful!
Can't wait, lads!
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Oh, it's going to be bloody great!

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