No no no

No no no easy guitar chords by Ivor Biggun

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  • Intro 1


    At 
    Verse 1
    the 
    appliance 
    shop, 

    bought 
    filthy 
    book, 

    Locked 
    in 
    the 
    lav, 

    had 
    bloody 
    good 
    look. 

    There 
    was 
    naked 
    nude 
    lady 

    and 
    man 
    dressed 
    the 
    same, 

    Doing 
    something 
    very 
    rude 

    with 
    funny 
    foreign 
    name. 

    think 
    it 
    was 
    called 
    Fer
    retilio, 

    which 
    is 
    Spanish 
    for 
    blowing 
    bugle. 

    went 
    round 
    to 
    me 
    girlfriend's 
    house, 

    but 
    she 
    said, 
    Oh, 
    that's 
    not 
    very 
    nice, 

    and 
    don't 
    want 
    to 
    know. 

    So 
    tactfully 
    said, 

    forget 
    that 
    it's 
    cock, 

    Pretend 
    you're 
    at 
    the 
    seaside, 

    and 
    it's 
    stick 
    of 
    rock

    But 
    she 
    said, 
    No, 
    no, 
    no, 
    no, 
    that's 
    flat. 

    could 
    never, 

    never 
    do 
    filthy 
    thing 
    like 
    that. 

    She 
    said, 
    No, 
    no, 
    no, 
    no, 
    that's 
    flat. 

    could 
    never, 

    never do 
    filthy 
    thing 
    like 
    that. 

    She 
    said 
    it was 
    called 
    Ferratilorain
    io, 

    and 
    was 
    named 
    after 
    an 

    Italian 
    ra
    cing 
    driver. 

    Well, 
    filled 
    her 
    up 
    with 
    whiskey 

    and 
    filled 
    her 
    up 
    with 
    gin 

    but 
    she 
    still 
    wouldn't 
    do 
    it 

    cos 
    she 
    said 
    it 
    was 
    sin. 

    even 
    had 
    bath, 

    but 
    the 
    answer 
    was 
    the 
    same 

    she 
    wouldn't 
    do 
    the 
    thing 

    with 
    the 
    funny 
    for
    eign 
    name. 

    It was 
    called 
    something 

    like 
    ferret 
    in 
    the 
    ruleo. 

    said 
    it'd 
    protect 
    her from 
    tonsillitis 

    but 
    she 
    wouldn't 
    swallow 
    that. 

    She said, 
    no, 
    no, 
    no, 
    that's 
    flat. 

    could 
    never, 

    never 
    do 
    filthy 
    thing 
    like 
    that. 

    She 
    said, 
    No, 
    no, 
    no, 
    no, 
    that's 
    flat. 

    could 
    never, 

    never 
    do 
    filthy 
    thing 
    like 
    that 

    Next 
    day 
    man 
    in 
    hat 

    came 
    knocking 
    at 
    the 
    door 

    He 
    said, 
    You've 
    earned the 
    pause, 

    half 
    million 
    or 
    more 

    With 
    the 
    cheque 
    in 
    me 
    pocket 

    to 
    me girl
    friend's 
    house 

    ran 
    to 
    see 
    if 
    she 
    was 
    still 
    vegetarian 

    said, 
    did 
    she 
    remember 

    what 
    silly 
    girl 
    she'd 
    been 

    About 
    the 
    sword 
    swallowing 

    in 
    that 
    funny 
    magazine 

    said, 
    would 
    she 
    refuse 
    me 

    and 
    treat 
    me 
    with 
    dis
    dain 

    Regard
    ing 
    the 
    activity 

    with 
    the 
    funny 
    foreign 
    knight 

    But 
    she 
    said, 
    no, 
    no, no, 
    no, 
    that's 
    flat 

    could 
    never 
    refuse 
    to 
    do 
    thing 
    like 
    that 

    She 
    said, 
    no, 
    no, 
    no, 
    no, 
    that's 
    flat 

    could 
    never 
    refuse 
    to 
    do 

    thing 
    like 
    that 

    Yum, 
    yum, 
    yum! 

    Ha 
    ha ha! 

    Yum, 
    yum, 
    yum! 

    BELLS 
    CHIMING 
    PIANO 
    PLAYS 

    Mr 
    Falleg
    gio, 
    the 
    ice 
    -cream 
    man. 

    Hear 
    him 
    jingle 
    -jangle 

    Mr. 
    Fel

    latio, 

    all 
    the 
    children 
    say 
    hello 
    to 
    Mr. 
    Fel
    latio, 

    the 
    Ice 
    Cream 
    Man. 

    Badoom, 
    badoom, 
    badoom, 
    bam! 

    That's 
    where 
    Trump's 
    coming! 

    And 
    then 
    he's 
    got 
    Ronettes, 

    and Jordanaires, 

    and Street 
    Section, 

    and 
    Phil
    borough 
    Colliery 
    Band! 

    Oh, 
    it's 
    going 
    to be 
    great! 

    It's 
    going to be 
    wonderful! 

    Abso
    lutely 
    wonderful! 

    Can't 
    wait, 
    lads! 

    Oh, 
    it's going 
    to be 
    bloody 
    great! 

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