No no no chords by
Ivor Biggun

N/A

Key: G major•

Intro 1

Am

Am

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Em

Em

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F

F

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Bb

Bb

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G

G

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C

C

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At

Verse 1

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G

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the appliance shop,

I bought a filthy book,

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C

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G

G

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Locked in the lav,

I had a bloody good look.

There was a naked nude lady

C

C

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G

G

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and a man dressed the same,

Doing something very rude

with a funny foreign name.

C

C

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I think it was called Ferretilio,

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G

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which is Spanish for blowing a bugle.

F

F

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G

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I went round to me girlfriend's house,

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C

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G

G

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but she said, Oh, that's not very nice,

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F

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G

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and I don't want to know.

So I tactfully said,

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C

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G

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forget that it's a cock,

Pretend you're at the seaside,

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F

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G

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and it's a stick of rock.

Am

Am

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C

C

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Am

Am

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Em

Em

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But she said, No, no, no, no, that's flat.

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C

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Em

Em

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F

F

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I could never,

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Bb

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never do a filthy thing like that.

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G

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Abdim

Abdim

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Am

Am

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C

C

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Em

Em

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She said, No, no, no, no, that's flat.

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F

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I could never,

Bb

Bb

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G

G

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Abdim

Abdim

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never do a filthy thing like that.

Am

Am

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Em

Em

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F

F

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She said it was called Ferratilorainio,

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Bb

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and was named after an

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G

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C

C

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Italian racing driver.

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G

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Well, I filled her up with whiskey

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C

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G

G

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and I filled her up with gin

but she still wouldn't do it

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F

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G

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cos she said it was a sin.

I even had a bath,

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C

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G

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but the answer was the same

she wouldn't do the thing

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F

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G

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with the funny foreign name.

It was called something

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C

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G

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like ferret in the ruleo.

I said it'd protect her from tonsillitis

but she wouldn't swallow that.

Am

Am

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C

C

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Em

Em

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She said, no, no, no, that's flat.

C

C

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Em

Em

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F

F

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I could never,

Bb

Bb

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never do a filthy thing like that.

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G

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Am

Am

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C

C

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Am

Am

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Em

Em

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She said, No, no, no, no, that's flat.

C

C

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F

F

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I could never,

Bb

Bb

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G

G

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never do a filthy thing like that

Next day a man in a hat

C

C

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G

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came knocking at the door

He said, You've earned the pause,

half a million or more

With the cheque in me pocket

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C

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to me girlfriend's house

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G

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C

C

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I ran to see if she was still a vegetarian

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G

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I said, did she remember

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C

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what a silly girl she'd been

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G

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C

C

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G

G

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About the sword swallowing

in that funny magazine

I said, would she refuse me

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C

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G

G

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and treat me with disdain

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C

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G

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Regarding the activity

with the funny foreign knight

Am

Am

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C

C

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Em

Em

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But she said, no, no, no, no, that's flat

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C

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F

F

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Bb

Bb

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I could never refuse to do a thing like that

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G

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Am

Am

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C

C

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Em

Em

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C

C

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She said, no, no, no, no, that's flat

F

F

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I could never refuse to do

Bb

Bb

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G

G

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a thing like that

Yum, yum, yum!

Ha ha ha!

Yum, yum, yum!

Bm

Bm

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BELLS CHIMING PIANO PLAYS

C

C

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D

D

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Mr Falleggio, the ice -cream man.

G

G

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Bm

Bm

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Hear him jingle -jangle

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C

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D

D

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G

G

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Mr. Fel

F

F

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latio,

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Bm

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C

C

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G

G

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Bb

Bb

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all the children say hello to Mr. Fel latio,

C

C

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D

D

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G

G

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the Ice Cream Man.

Badoom, badoom, badoom, bam!

That's where Trump's coming!

Bm

Bm

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And then he's got Ronettes,

C

C

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and Jordanaires,

D

D

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and Street Section,

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G

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Bm

Bm

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and Philborough Colliery Band!

Oh, it's going to be great!

C

C

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It's going to be wonderful!

D

D

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Absolutely wonderful!

Can't wait, lads!

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G

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Oh, it's going to be bloody great!

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