My shirt collar (it won't go stiff) chords by
Ivor Biggun

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Key: G major•

Verse 1

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Some folks croon about moon

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and June

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Some folks scream and holler

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But I'm going to sing about

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a wonderful thing

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My shirt collar

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Verse 2

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Ariba, ariba, whoo, whoo, Here we go...

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My shirt collar

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My shirt collar

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It won't go stiff

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No, it won't go stiff

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It used to stand up and touch my ears

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But now I've got to be careful

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in case it disappears

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When I was younger it was up in a jiff

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Were it more rigid it would be terrif'

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But my shirt collar

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My shirt collar, whoo whoo, oh no

It will not go stiff

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Verse 3

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It won't go stiff, no it won't go stiff

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It's once proud rigidity is

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only a myth

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The miserable thing I am hold

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ing in my hand which is

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Limper than the lettuce in yer

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British Rail sandwiches

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What was once a certainty

is only an 'if'

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Bang goes the happiness,

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me joi- de- life

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'Cause my shirt collar,

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whoo whoo, oh no

It will not go stiff

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Verse 4

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Well I soaked it, doped it,

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tied it up and roped it

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Varnished it but still it ends up bent

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I've stuffed it into kettles,

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I've walloped it with metals

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I've squirted it with aftershave and filled

Interlude 1

it with cement

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Verse 5

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My shirt collar

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My shirt collar

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It won't go stiff

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No, it won't go stiff

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I used to dress so it protruded

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at a rakish angle

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But now I keep it covered up

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and all it does is dangle

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It was up like a rocket on

November the fifth

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But it hasn't happened since

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and the ladies just sniff

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My shirt collar

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My shirt collar, whoo whoo,

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Outro 1

It will not go stiff

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ChordsBm Em A D G...

Bm
Em
A
D
G
Eb
C
Cm
F
Bb
Am
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Bm
Em
A
D
G
Eb
C
Cm
F
Bb
Am
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