My shirt collar (it won't go stiff)

My shirt collar (it won't go stiff) easy guitar chords by Ivor Biggun

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  • Verse 1
    Some 
    folks 
    croon 
    about 
    moon 

    and Jun

    Some folks 
    scream 
    and holler 

    But I'm 
    going to sing 
    about 

    wonderful 
    thing 

    My 
    shirt 
    col
    lar 

    Verse 2

    Ariba, 
    ariba, whoo, whoo, 
    Here 
    we 
    go... 

    My 
    shirt 
    collar 

    My 
    shirt 
    collar 

    It won't 
    go 
    stiff 

    No, 
    it 
    won't 
    go 
    stiff 

    It used 
    to stand 
    up 
    and 
    touch 
    my 
    ears 

    But 
    now 
    I've got 
    to 
    be 
    careful 

    in 
    case 
    it 
    disappears 

    When 
    I was 
    younger 
    it 
    was 
    up 
    in 
    a jiff 

    Were 
    it 
    more 
    rigid 
    it 
    would 
    be 
    terrif' 

    But my 
    shirt 
    collar 

    My 
    shirt 
    collar, 
    whoo 
    whoo, 
    oh 
    no 

    It 
    will 
    not 
    go 
    stiff 

    Verse 3

    It 
    won't 
    go 
    stiff, 
    no 
    it 
    won't 
    go 
    stiff 

    It's 
    once 
    proud 
    rigidity 
    is 

    only 
    a myth 

    The miserable 
    thing 
    I am 
    hold

    ing 
    in 
    my 
    hand 
    which 
    is 

    Limper 
    than 
    the lettuce 
    in 
    yer 

    British 
    Rail 
    sandwiches 

    What 
    was 
    once 
    a certainty 

    is 
    only 
    an 
    'if' 

    Bang 
    goes 
    the 
    happiness, 

    me 
    joi- 
    de- 
    life 

    'Cause 
    my 
    shirt 
    collar, 

    whoo 
    whoo, 
    oh 
    no 

    It 
    will 
    not 
    go 
    stiff 

    Verse 4

    Well 
    I soaked 
    it, 
    doped 
    it, 

    tied 
    it 
    up 
    and roped 
    it 

    Var
    nished 
    it 
    but still 
    it 
    ends 
    up 
    bent 

    I've 
    stuffed 
    it 
    into 
    kettles, 

    I've 
    wal
    loped 
    it 
    with 
    metals 

    I've squir
    ted 
    it 
    with 
    aftershave and 
    filled 

    Interlude 1
    it 
    with cement 




    Verse 5
    My 
    shirt 
    collar 

    My 
    shirt 
    collar 

    It 
    won't 
    go 
    stiff 

    No, 
    it 
    won't 
    go 
    stiff 

    I used 
    to dress 
    so 
    it protruded 

    at a 
    rakish 
    angle 

    But now 
    I keep 
    it 
    covered 
    up 

    and all 
    it does 
    is 
    dangle 

    It 
    was 
    up 
    like 
    a rocket 
    on 

    November 
    the fifth 

    But 
    it has
    n't 
    happened 
    since 

    and 
    the ladies 
    just 
    sniff 

    My 
    shirt 
    collar 

    My 
    shirt 
    collar, 
    whoo 
    whoo, 

    oh 

    no 


    Outro 1
    It 
    will 
    not 
    go 
    stiff 





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