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Men And Women easy guitar chords by Rodney Carrington
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 1
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
C
G
Gm
D
F
Am
C
G
Gm
D
F
Am
Verse 1
Men and Women â?? Rodney Carrington You women
have so
much power
in your pants you have
no clue.
You
have to much power!
That little hairy critter
you got in you bridges
causes more shit
than anything else in this
world.
If I
had a
twat in
my bridges
I'd be in a hotel
room right now with eight
guys, 'cause I'm a big
old hoar.
You have to
much power. You can
â?¦.in the front
yard and tell your man: 'Now
you go out there and eat that,
when you come back, you can have
some!' You
know what he'd do? Whah
whah! He
'd
come running back into the house
with a chocolate ring around
his lips. 'I
did
it!!'. You stupid
son of a bitch, I was kiddin'.
Well, I still get the pussy
don't I?
Well no, you got shit
in your mouth!
Thank god
for hands.
I'm
34 years old, I jack
off more now
than I did when I discovered
it.
When
I
dis
covered it, I
loved it:
Man, this feels
great.
What
the fuck was that?
I can't
see!
I
can't see!
How many women
masturbate? Look,
10 of
you!
Horseshit! Is that a
14 biljon dollar a year
dildo business
I think it is.
Then 10 women
out here keeping it
going.
Horseshit!
Women do it. I
just do it in private.
Found
her hanging
against
the washingmachine while
folding clothes.
Whooooooooo shit!
' What are you
doing?' I'm folding clothes!!!!
Shit, and I
watched. And
then
men get
all the
shit, 'cause we're
the
horny ones,
you
know? 'You're always
horny.
That's all you
ever wanna do!' I KNOW! Because
one of us had to
be.
One of us had
to
be the horny ones.
There's men en there's
wo
men. One
of us
had to be
the horny ones.
So it's men.
Women
don't think like
we do. They're
emotional creatures.
If
they did, we'd
all in a big
â?¦ right now.
Which would be a hell
of a lot of fun.
That's why men
created sports.
Men created sports
'cause they get
tired of thinking
about
pussy
24 hours
a day.
Because sex
is all about
find
them a girl,
getting' in
the little spot.
Find
her, get
there��. It's
all it's
about.
And if
you look at sports
it's the same
way 'cause
men created them.
Footbal! Upright
through the middle!
We put hair
on the post is
it wouldn't too offensive.
Basketball: 2 hole,
5 guys
fighting 5 other guys
for a hole. Just
like being in a nightclub!
And
off course
tennis was invented
by a women, 'cause that's
just
her doing: Back
and forth, back
and
forthâ?¦.. Which
goes back to the power-
issue. If
there is an argument at my
house,
my wife can
take the puss, run
in another room and
hold it
hostage.
All of a sudden
I am a hostage-
ne
gotiator.
'Have you harmed the hostage
in any way?
Press the hostage
against the window
so I can see
it.
Why is
the hostage smoking
white
sigar? We
know you got demands,
what are they?
She wants to go shopping.
Shit!
And a new car.
Fuck!
She wants a helicopter.
God
damn' we can do that I tell you . a
helicopter, Helicopter,
HELICOPTER
,HELICOPTER
!!
Thanks a lot everybody for
coming out. I hope you had
a great time. I did!
Thank you!
Good night. Thank you
very much.
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