All the Reasons
All the Reasons

All the Reasons easy guitar chords by Rodney Carrington

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    • Verse 1
    I 
    don't 

    like 
    poodles 
    and 
    potpourri 

    Pastel 
    colors 
    ain't 
    good 
    on 
    me 

    I 
    need 
    a woman 
    that I 
    can 
    squeeze 

    Verse 2
    These 
    are the 
    things 
    that 
    I 
    believe 

    I 
    like 
    John 
    Wayne 
    and 
    overalls 

    Hate 
    chick 
    flicks 
    and 
    shopping 
    malls 

    I thank 
    God 
    that 
    I've 
    got 
    balls 

    A 
    pickup 
    truck, 
    a 
    texas 
    drawl 

    Verse 3
    I 
    don't 
    like 
    flowers 
    and 
    fancy 
    wine 

    Or talking 
    on 
    that phone 
    all 
    the time 

    I 
    don't 
    like 
    nothing 
    near 
    my 
    behind 

    It's 
    an 
    exit, 
    it suits 
    me 
    fine 

    Verse 4
    Oh, 
    these 
    are 
    all 
    those 
    reasons 

    I 
    ain
    it queer 

    (These are 
    all 
    the 
    reasons 

    he 
    ain't 
    queer) 

    Verse 5
    I 
    think 
    two 
    holes 
    are 
    better 
    than 
    one 

    If 
    you 
    ask 
    me 
    that's 
    more 
    fun 

    In 
    'n' out 
    and 
    then 
    I'm 
    done 

    Verse 6
    Two 
    guys 
    kissing 
    would 
    make 
    me 
    run 

    I don't 
    like 
    sex 
    on a 
    fufu bed 

    Don't 
    want 
    to dance 
    with a 
    guy 
    name 
    Fred 

    I 
    did 
    it 
    once 
    and 
    my 
    face 
    turned 
    red 

    You saw 
    the 
    tape...enoughs been 
    said 

    Verse 7
    All 
    my 
    buddies 
    we 
    like 
    to drink 

    Watching 
    fights 
    at 
    the 
    hockey 
    rink 

    You 
    won't 
    catch 
    me 
    wearing 
    pink 

    I 
    like 
    the fact 
    that 
    my 
    dick 
    don't 
    stink 

    Verse 8
    Oh, 
    these 
    are 
    all 
    the 
    reasons 
    I 

    ain't 
    queer 

    Don't 
    be 
    poking 
    noth
    ing 
    near 
    my 
    rear, 

    yeah 

    These 
    are 
    all 
    the reasons 

    The 
    crazy 
    cuckoo 
    reasons 

    These 
    are 
    all 
    those reasons 
    I 
    ain't 
    queer 


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