All the Reasons chords by Rodney Carrington

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Verse 1

I don't

like poodles and potpourri

Pastel colors ain't good on me

I need a woman that I can squeeze

Verse 2
These are the things that I believe
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 (G major) I like John Wayne and  (C major) overalls  (D major) 
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Hate chick flicks and  (G major) shopping malls  (C major) 
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I thank God that  (G major) I've got balls
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 (D major) A pickup truck, a texas drawl

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Verse 3

I don't like flowers and fancy wine

Or talking on that phone all the time

I don't like nothing near my behind

It's an exit, it suits me fine

Verse 4

Oh, these are all those reasons

I ainit queer

(These are all the reasons

he ain't queer)

Verse 5

I think two holes are better than one

If you ask me that's more fun

In 'n' out and then I'm done

Verse 6
Two guys kissing would make me run
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C 
 (G major) I don't like sex on a  (C major) fufu bed
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 (D major) Don't want to dance with a  (G major) guy name Fred
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 (C major) I did it once and my  (G major) face turned red
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 (D major) You saw the tape...enoughs been said  (G major) 

Verse 7

All my buddies we like to drink

Watching fights at the hockey rink

You won't catch me wearing pink

I like the fact that my dick don't stink

Verse 8
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Oh,  (C major) these are all the  (D major) reasons I
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G 
Am 
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ain't queer  (G major)  (D major)  (G major)  (A minor)  (G major)  (C major) 
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Em 
Don't be poking noth (D major) ing near my rear,  (E minor) 
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yeah  (C major) 
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These are all the reasons  (D major) 
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 (C major) The crazy cuckoo  (D major) reasons  (C major) 
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These are all those reasons  (D major) I ain't queer
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 (G major) 