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All the Reasons easy guitar chords by Rodney Carrington
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
No capo
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
G
C
D
Em
Am
G
C
D
Em
Am
Verse 1
G
C
D
C
D
G
Em
D
G
I don't
C
D
like poodles and potpourri
G
Pastel colors ain't good on me
C
G
D
I need a woman that I can squeeze
Verse 2
These are the things that I believe
G
C
D
I like John Wayne and overalls
G
C
Hate chick flicks and shopping malls
G
I thank God that I've got balls
D
A pickup truck, a texas drawl
Verse 3
G
C
I don't like flowers and fancy wine
D
G
Or talking on that phone all the time
C
G
D
I don't like nothing near my behind
It's an exit, it suits me fine
Verse 4
C
D
Oh, these are all those reasons
G
C
I ainit queer
D
(These are all the reasons
G
Em
D
G
he ain't queer)
Verse 5
C
I think two holes are better than one
D
G
C
If you ask me that's more fun
G
D
In 'n' out and then I'm done
Verse 6
Two guys kissing would make me run
G
C
I don't like sex on a fufu bed
D
G
Don't want to dance with a guy name Fred
C
G
I did it once and my face turned red
D
G
You saw the tape...enoughs been said
Verse 7
C
D
All my buddies we like to drink
G
C
Watching fights at the hockey rink
G
You won't catch me wearing pink
D
I like the fact that my dick don't stink
Verse 8
C
D
Oh, these are all the reasons I
G
D
G
Am
G
C
ain't queer
D
Em
Don't be poking nothing near my rear,
C
yeah
D
These are all the reasons
C
D
C
The crazy cuckoo reasons
D
These are all those reasons I ain't queer
G
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