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if you play your cards wrong chords by 
Rodney Carrington 
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Intro 1
D
C
D
C
D
G
Verse 1
G
If you play
your cards wrong
C
You can take me home tonight
D
You've got all the makings
C
D
G
Of my future ex- wife
I've got 3 bucks
My credit sucks
C
And my future don't look to bright
D
If you play your cards wrong
C
D
G
You can take me home tonight
D
some
Verse 2
Em
call me a loser
C
G
C
And a lazy no good slob
Em
I've lost my house
I've got no car
D
I can't keep a job
C
But I've got a big heart
D
And another part
Em
Take me home, you'll understand
C
D
Because my genitalia looks
C
D
G
like a pringles can
Verse 3
C
D
if you play your cards wrong
G
You can take me home tonight
C
D
When I pull my pants down
C
D
G
Hey you won't believe I'm white
It's been said that I'm Mr. Ed
C
But don't worry, I won't bite
D
If you play your cards wrong
C
D
G
You can take me home tonight
D
some
Verse 4
Em
call me dishonest
C
And they say I'm just lyin'
Em
But I peed next to ol'
D
John Holmes and
He started cryin'
C
D
On a sunny day I've got it made
Em
Get under my wiener if you need shade
C
D
If you play your cards wrong
C
D
You can take me home
G
tonight
Outro 1
G
C
D
C
D
G
D
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“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
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