if you play your cards wrong
if you play your cards wrong

if you play your cards wrong easy guitar chords by Rodney Carrington

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  • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    If 
    you 
    play 

    your 
    cards 
    wrong 

    You 
    can 
    take 
    me 
    home 
    tonight 

    You've 
    got 
    all 
    the makings 

    Of 
    my 
    fu
    ture 
    ex- 
    wife 

    I've 
    got 
    3 bucks 

    My 
    credit 
    sucks 

    And 
    my 
    fu
    ture 
    don't 
    look 
    to 
    bright 

    If 
    you play 
    your 
    cards 
    wrong 

    You 
    can 
    take 
    me 
    home 
    to
    night 

    some 
    Verse 2
    call 
    me 
    a loser 

    And 
    a lazy 
    no 
    good 
    slob 

    I've 
    lost 
    my 
    house 

    I've 
    got 
    no 
    car 

    can't 
    keep 
    job 

    But 
    I've 
    got 
    a big 
    heart 

    And an
    other 
    part 

    Take 
    me 
    home, 
    you'll 
    understand 

    Be
    cause 
    my 
    genitalia looks 

    like 
    pringles 
    can 

    Verse 3
    if 
    you 
    play 
    your 
    cards 
    wrong 

    You 
    can 
    take 
    me 
    home 
    tonight 

    When 
    pull 
    my 
    pants 
    down 

    Hey 
    you 
    won't 
    be
    lieve 
    I'm 
    white 

    It's 
    been 
    said 
    that 
    I'm 
    Mr. 
    Ed 

    But 
    don't 
    worry, 
    won't 
    bite 

    If 
    you 
    play 
    your 
    cards 
    wrong 

    You 
    can 
    take 
    me 
    home 
    to
    night 

    some 
    Verse 4
    call 
    me 
    dishonest 

    And 
    they 
    say 
    I'm 
    just 
    lyin' 

    But 
    peed next 
    to 
    ol' 

    John 
    Holmes 
    and 

    He 
    started 
    cryin' 

    On 
    a sunny 
    day 
    I've 
    got 
    it 
    made 

    Get 
    under 
    my 
    wiener 
    if 
    you 
    need 
    shade 

    If 
    you 
    play 
    your 
    cards 
    wrong 

    You 
    can 
    take 
    me 
    home 

    to
    night 

    Outro 1

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