if you play your cards wrong chords by Rodney Carrington
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Intro 1
(D major) (C major) (D major) (C major) (D major) (G major)
Verse 1
If you (G major) play
your cards wrong
You can (C major) take me home tonight
(D major) You've got all the makings
Of (C major) my future (D major) ex- (G major) wife
I've got 3 bucks
My credit sucks
And my fu (C major) ture don't look to bright
If you play (D major) your cards wrong
You can (C major) take me (D major) home to (G major) night
some (D major)
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Verse 2
(E minor) call me a loser
And a lazy (C major) no (G major) good slob (C major)
I've lost my house (E minor)
I've got no car
(D major) I can't keep a job
But I've (C major) got a big heart
And an (D major) other part
Take me (E minor) home, you'll understand
Be (C major) cause my (D major) genitalia looks
(C major) like a (D major) pringles (G major) can
Verse 3
if you (C major) play your cards wrong (D major)
You can (G major) take me home tonight
(C major) When I pull my (D major) pants down
Hey you (C major) won't be (D major) lieve I'm (G major) white
It's been said that I'm Mr. Ed
But don't (C major) worry, I won't bite
If you (D major) play your cards wrong
You can (C major) take me (D major) home to (G major) night
some (D major)
Verse 4
(E minor) call me dishonest
And they say (C major) I'm just lyin'
But (E minor) I peed next to ol'
John Holmes and (D major)
He started cryin'
On a sunny (C major) day I've (D major) got it made
Get (E minor) under my wiener if you need shade
If you (C major) play your cards wrong (D major)
You can (C major) take me home (D major)
to (G major) night
Outro 1
(G major) (C major) (D major) (C major) (D major) (G major) (D major)
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