Letter To My Penis chords by
Rodney Carrington

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Intro 1

F#m

Verse 1

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Dear Pen is,

I don't think I like you

Verse 2

anymore,

You

Verse 3

used to watch me shave,

Now all you do is stare

Verse 4
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at the floor.
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Oh dear Penis,
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I don't like you anymore.
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It used to be you and me,
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A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,

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That's all we needed to get by.

Now it seem

Verse 6

s things

have changed,

I think

Verse 7

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that your the one to blame.

Dear Penis,

I don't like you any

Verse 8

more.

Now

Verse 9

he sings,

Verse 10

Dear Rodney,

I don't think I like you any more,

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'Cause

Verse 11

when

you get to drinkin'

You put me places I've never been

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be  fore.
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Ab Ab 4
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Dear Rodney,
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I don't like you anymore.
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Verse 13

Why can't we just get a grip,

On our man to hand re lationship.

Come to terms with truly

Verse 14

how we feel.

If we put our

Verse 15

heads together,

We'd just stay

Verse 16

home forever.

Dear Penis,

I think I like you after all.

Verse 17

Oh and Rodney,

Outro 1
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While yer shavin',
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Shave my balls.
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