jesus at the kenmore

jesus at the kenmore easy guitar chords by Charlie Parr

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  • Intro 1




    Verse 1
    I met 
    Jesus 
    at 
    the Kenmore, 

    And he 
    said I'm 
    going 
    to 
    heaven. 

    He 
    said 
    that 
    he'd 
    meet 
    me there, 

    After 
    his 
    last 
    round. 

    Well, the 
    waitress 
    hollered 
    "Last 
    Call," 

    And 
    turned 
    down 
    all 
    the light
    s. 

    saw 
    Jesus 
    at 
    the Kenmore 

    All 
    drunk 
    up 
    last 
    night. 

    Interlude 1



    Verse 2
    Well, he 
    wasn't 
    wearing 
    a long 
    robe, 

    He 
    had 
    tennies on 
    his 
    feet. 

    He'd 
    gotten 
    a little 
    older, 

    And his 
    eyes 
    looked 
    kinda 
    beat. 

    He was 
    wearing 
    one 
    of 
    them 
    ballcaps, 

    And on 
    the front 
    it 
    read: 

    "I'd 
    rather 
    push 
    my 
    Ford, 

    than 
    drive 


    Chevrolet." 

    Verse 3
    Well, he was 
    gettin' 
    kinda 
    boligerant, 

    And 
    they 
    tried 
    to throw 
    him 
    out. 

    He pulled 
    a smoke 

    from behind 
    his 
    ear, 

    And 
    he 
    began 
    to 
    shout. 

    Said, 
    "I'm 
    bringin' 

    you boys 
    a message, 

    And 
    if 
    there's 
    any 
    doubt, 

    You'd 
    better 
    straighten 

    up 
    and fly 
    right, 

    Or you 
    know 
    I'll 
    take 
    you 
    out." 

    Interlude 2



    Verse 4
    Well, 
    we all 
    just 
    sat 
    and 
    staired. 

    Waitin' for his 
    next 
    move. 

    Then Jesus 
    just 
    tugged 
    his beard, 

    And 
    ordered 
    him 
    a brew. 

    The wait
    ress 
    hollared "Last 
    Call." 

    We 
    all 
    bought 
    him 
    a round. 

    met 
    Jesus 
    at 
    the Kenmore, 

    And 
    he al
    most 
    took 
    us 
    down. 

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