Impractical Joke
Impractical Joke

Impractical Joke easy guitar chords by Smudge

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Fret 2

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  • C

  • Em

  • D

  • G

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  • G

    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    Keep 
    it 
    tight 

    against 
    your chest 

    This 
    is 
    my 
    time 

    I'd like 
    to see 
    the table 
    turned 

    Trade 
    your 
    placemat with 
    mine 

    See 
    if 
    you 
    can still 
    make 
    a ball 

    Or 
    maybe 
    eat 
    the 
    ap
    ple 

    whole 

    Verse 2

    And 
    the 
    fur
    thest 
    I 
    could 
    reach 

    Was 
    as 
    close 
    as 
    I 
    had 
    come 

    I'm 
    in 
    over 
    my 
    knees 

    And 
    still 
    the 
    only 
    one 

    Who 
    has 
    to get 
    a grip 
    on 
    himself 

    I 
    could 
    use 
    some 
    outside 
    help 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 3
    It's 
    already 
    stale 

    It's 
    just 
    getting 
    older 
    and 
    my 
    side 

    Was 
    sinking 
    so 
    quick 

    That 
    the 
    be
    st 
    I 
    could 
    do 

    was jump 
    ship 

    Verse 4

    Waiting 
    with 
    bad 
    bated 
    breath 

    For 
    the 
    wind 
    to change 

    It's 
    just 
    a 
    well 
    worn-out 
    suggestion 

    sugges
    tion 

    To 
    occupy 
    the day 

    I 
    wished 
    that 
    I 
    knew 
    when 

    I threw 
    it 
    away 

    That 
    I 
    could 
    deal 
    with 

    feeling 
    this 
    strange 

    Verse 5

    But 
    it sound
    s so 
    similar 

    To 
    something 
    that 
    I've 
    done 
    before 

    So 
    I give 
    myself 
    a slap 
    on 
    the 
    wrist 

    And 
    you 
    jam 
    my 
    hand 
    in 
    the 
    door 

    Verse 6
    It 
    raises 
    a smile 
    from 
    you 

    But 
    it's 
    only 
    worth 
    a by-line 
    mention 

    mention 

    A sim
    ple 
    footnote 
    from 
    an 

    im
    practical 
    joke 

    Couldn't 
    seem 
    to 
    hold 
    your 
    atten
    tion 

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