Key: F major
Verse 1
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If I ruled the world,
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I'd make this world happy
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much better at night.
First thing I'd demand
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Easy to install, but hard to disarm.
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It would be silent on streets,
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It would only go off in the car
a teensy bit too close to your car
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Simply point it and zap them
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but then I'd like a slow motion button
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who still go too fast.
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keep those lumps from congealing.
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Bm
of those awkward attacks
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perhaps win his heart
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to step in dog dew
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near moist bubblegum
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Really, if they can tell you that a hurricane is 500 miles away,
couldn't they tell you
that an itsy bitsy little natural disaster
is just two inches from your foot?
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I'd want a buzzer on my mirror that will warn
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if my hair is a horrible mess, or if I need
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you can't leave the house!
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on the maitre d's face
Manhattan
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Everybody was staring at me as I was walking across the floor,
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But I'm telling you, if I ruled the world,
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humiliating things like this wouldn't happen anymore.
I'm sure the diners at
Dove would agree.
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Now, here are some of my more
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modest inventions.
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and it would come in handy if you're ever in a subway attack.
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A detector that tells you
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all of our clocks.
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from all of our meat.
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how to read maps.
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spacecraft just floats away
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A video camera that could
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tape record your dreams
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yet nonfat, and so yummy ice cream
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But I don't rule the world,
to make do
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With the annoying situations we all
Outro 1
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