Here Comes Hurricane Season chords by 
Christine Lavin 
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Key: G major•
Verse 1
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Here comes hurricane season.
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Everybody getting scared.
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Worrying about the nimbus
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and the cumu lus clouds
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gathering up there. Nation al Hurricane Center has
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released the latest set of names they will use
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to designate this season's
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hur ricanes.
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Me, I got a problem,
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the names are never scary enough.
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Hur ricane shouldn't sound friendly,
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Hurricane should sound tough.
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Hur ricane Floyd, remember him?
He scared no one away,
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makes me think of Andy Griffith
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even to this day.
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So let's toss out that friendly list
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of silly names
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that won't be missed
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and instead use
Use these names for hurricanes
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for the letter A, aggravation,
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B, bloodine,
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Hurricane Catastrophife,
Hurricane
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Damnation,
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ooh that sounds mean,
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Hurricane Explosion,
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Hurricane Frighten ation, ooh,
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Hurricane Guillotine,
Hurricane Halitosis,
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that sounds mean and dis gusting too.
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Hur ricane Insania
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Hur ricane Judge Judy
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Hur ricane Kaboom Boom
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Hurricane Lawsuitia
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Slash Jury Duty
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Hurricane Malevolencia
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Hurricane Nas tique
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Hurricane Oucha
Hurricane Pyromania
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Hurricane Quagmire Ram bunc tio
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Hurricane Shriek
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Hurricane Tuberculosis
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Ah, hur ricane under Tawana
makes me nervous.
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Hur ricane Vomitrin a,
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hur ricane Rathalene,
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ooh, that would shake
up the weather service.
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Hur ricane Xenoprincess
Warrior, no, she was too nice.
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How about hurricane Xenophobet?
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Hur ricane Yikes,
hurricane Zombalemia.
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Heed my warning,
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I'm not done yet.
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Hurricanes are mean,
hurricanes are scary.
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Don't name them Dean,
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don't name them Larry,
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Don't name them Tanya,
don't name them Bill
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Hur ricanes'll wound ya,
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hurricanes'll kill
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Here's a fact easy to remember
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Hur ricane season starts June 1st,
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ends the 30th of November
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But now they can hit any time
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of the year
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Thank s to global heating
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we are always in fear
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Hur ricanes are scary,
hurricanes are mean
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Should have names like Pug nacia,
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Agonine
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Names like Kadavra,
names like Deathrata
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Chances are good you would
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never for get
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a Hur ricane with a name like that
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If it came near our neigh
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borhood
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and squashed it flat
And by the way,
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a hurricane and a typhoon
are the same damn storm
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Form over oceans
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when the water is warm
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An d I think they should go back
to naming hurricanes only
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af ter women
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Shouldn't name them after men
Think about it
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From space, a hurricane is soft and swirly
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Like a ballerina, all grace ful and girly
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but tor nadoes on the other hand
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are tall and strong and shaped like a man
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but they never hold the
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shape for all that long
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so I say name tor nadoes after
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men is that so?
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