Happydance chords by 
Christine Lavin 
N/A
Key: A minor•
Verse 1
Am
E
Am
No one thought
E
she was right for you
Am
A
E
But no one dared utter that out loud
Am
When the preacher said,
E
now or forever hold your peace
Am
An uncomfortable si lence
E
fell over the crowd
Am
E
We watched you try to make her happy
Am
As the days and weeks and
E
months and years rolled by
Am
Then one morning you woke
E
to find that she had left
Am
E
Now you cry and you cry an d you cry
A
Stop your sob bing
D
A
She's an idiot!
We never liked her and
we never understood
F#
D
Why you fell for this
Am
A
F#
selfish creature
B
When you are so sweet
E
and kind an d good
A
D
Behind your back we are doing
A
the happy dance
Happy dance!
We're thrilled we never have
F#
to see her any more
D
A
Be glad you are no longer tethered
to
F#
D
E
Am
E
the world's biggest in grate and bore.
Am
E
All you remember are the happy times
Am
A
E
that the two of you supposedly shared.
Am
E
But all we remember is how hard
you tried to please her
Am
E
when the truth is she barely cared
A
Am
Then we watched you lose
E
your zest for living
Am
We're here to tell you,
E
you can get it back
Am
She's been an unhealthy addiction
E
Am
Think of her as potato chips
dipped in chocolate
E
Then crack!
A
Stop your sob bing!
D
She's a self -centered
Am
A
narciss ist!
We never liked her and we
F#
never understood
D
Why you fell for an evil
Am
F#
-doing egot ist!
B
When you are so smart,
E
so kind, so good
A
Behind your back ,
D
A
we are doing the happy dance
We're thrilled we never have
F#
to see her any more
D
A
F#
Be glad you are no longer beholden to
D
E
Am
The world's biggest in grate and bore
F
Was she as bad as we've
C
made her out to be?
G
Let's think about that
No, she was worse
Am
F
But what a stroke of luck,
C
E
Am
Dm
D
you are no longer stuck to the human equivalent
Gm
G
D
E
Am
E
of a spooky voodoo curse.
Am
E
Don't waste one more precious mo ment
Am
E
on someone your friends are so sick of.
Am
E
look at what you had a little good
but a lot of bad
Am
and where was the love
E
where was the love
Am
E
welcome back to the land of
the living we missed you
Am
E
we are so glad you have returned
Am
now's the time to let bygones
E
be hallelu jah you are free
Am
let's all be grate ful for
E
the lessons learned.
A
Stop your sob bing,
D
she's a cheap right -wing
A
xenophobe!
We never liked her and we
never understood
F#
D
A
F#
how you fell for a mental snow globe
B
E
when you are so decent, kind, an d good.
A
D
A
Join us now as we do the happy dance.
Am
A
We're thrilled we never have
F#
to see her any more
D
A
F#
Be glad you are no longer married to
D
The world's biggest in
E
Am
grate and bore
F
She's the world's biggest
G
A
in grate and bore
Happy Dance!
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