Craig chords by Stephen Lynch
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Intro 1
(D major) (B flataug) (Daug) (D major) (Daug) (D major)
Verse 1
(D major) Everyone knows Jesus
The guy who healed the lame. (B flat major) (D major)
I am Jesus' brother (B flat major) (D major)
(A major) Craig, is my name.
(D major)
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Verse 2
Jesus is the prince of peace.
Jesus is the lamb.
Jesus is the son (B flat major) of god. (D major)
(A major) But Craig don't give a damn.
Verse 3
(A major)
Because when (D major) Craig's in sight
We'll party (B flat major) all damn night
I don't turn (D major) water into wine,
but into cold (B flat major) Coors light.
I'm not my (D major) brother, I know.
Don't walk on (B flat major) H2O
But I got (D major) hydroponic shit that
me and (B flat major) Judas grow.
Verse 4
I'm fucking Craig (D major) (B flat major)
I'm fucking (D major) Craig (B flat major)
I'm fucking (D major) Craig (B flat major)
Interlude 1
Craig Christ
(D major) (B flat major) (D major) (B flat major) (D major)
Verse 5
I hang out with lepers (B flat major)
(D major) Barabus and (B flat major) (D major) Solamae
Jesus' friends are called
"o (B flat major) pos sums" (D major)
Those (A major) dudes are totally gay
Verse 6
(D major) Jesus performs miracles (B flat major)
(D major) From Galilee to Rome (B flat major)
(D major) But it would be a mir (B flat major) acle
If he (A major) brought a fucking lady home.
Verse 7
(A major)
Because while (D major) Jesus is praying
Fucking (B flat major) Craig is laying
Every (D major) lady in the testament,
you (B flat major) know what I'm saying
I won't (D major) die for your sin
Like my (B flat major) famous kin
But if you (D major) got a little sister then
there's (B flat major) room at this inn.
Verse 8
I'm fucking (D major) Craig (B flat major)
I'm fucking (D major) Craig (B flat major)
Fucking (D major) (B flat major) Craig
Craig (D major) Christ
(B flat major) (D major)
Verse 9
(G minor) Jesus was our mothers (D major) fave
All her love to him she gave
(G minor) But there's no sibling rivalry (A major)
When he's nailed to that tree!
Verse 10
And (A major) so the question (D major) for you
Is not "what (B flat major) would Jesus do?"
But where will (D major) you be when the Craig
machine comes (B flat major) partying through
And if the (D major) lord will allow
You've got to (B flat major) ask yourself how
And who and (D major) why and when and
where is my mes (B flat major) siah now?
Verse 11
Its fuck (D major) ing Craig!
(B flat major) Its fucking Craig! (D major) (B flat major)
Fucking Craig (D major) (B flat major)
Fucking Craig (D major) (B flat major) (D major)
Craig Christ
(B flat major) Craig (D major) Christ
I'm Fucking Craig
Craig
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