Craig chords by Stephen Lynch
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Everyone knows Jesus
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The guy who healed the lame.
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I am Jesus' brother
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Craig, is my name.
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Verse 2
Jesus is the prince of peace.
Jesus is the lamb.
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Jesus is the son of god.
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But Craig don't give a damn.
Verse 3
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Because when Craig's in sight
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We'll party all damn night
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I don't turn water into wine,
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but into cold Coors light.
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I'm not my brother, I know.
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Don't walk on H2O
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But I got hydroponic shit that
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me and Judas grow.
Verse 4
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I'm fucking Craig
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I'm fucking Craig
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I'm fucking Craig
Interlude 1
Craig Christ
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Verse 5
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I hang out with lepers
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Barabus and Solamae
Jesus' friends are called
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"opos sums"
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Those dudes are totally gay
Verse 6
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Jesus performs miracles
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From Galilee to Rome
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But it would be a miracle
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If he brought a fucking lady home.
Verse 7
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Because while Jesus is praying
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Fucking Craig is laying
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Every lady in the testament,
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you know what I'm saying
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I won't die for your sin
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Like my famous kin
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But if you got a little sister then
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there's room at this inn.
Verse 8
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I'm fucking Craig
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I'm fucking Craig
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Fucking Craig
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Craig Christ
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Verse 9
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Jesus was our mothers fave
All her love to him she gave
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But there's no sibling rivalry
When he's nailed to that tree!
Verse 10
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And so the question for you
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Is not "what would Jesus do?"
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But where will you be when the Craig
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machine comes partying through
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And if the lord will allow
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You've got to ask yourself how
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And who and why and when and
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where is my messiah now?
Verse 11
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Its fucking Craig!
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Its fucking Craig!
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Fucking Craig
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Fucking Craig
Craig Christ
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Craig Christ
I'm Fucking Craig
Craig
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