Crazy Peanuts chords by Stephen Lynch
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Intro 1
(D major) (A major) (G major) (D major) (A major) (G major)
Verse 1
(D major) Charlie Brown had a (A major) big block
head wore a stripy (C major) sweater every (G major) day
(D major) Tried to kick that foot (A major) ball but Lucy
always (C major) pulled the mother (G major) fucker away
(D major) Flew a kite just to (A major) try to relax but
he al (C major) ways put that shit in a (G major) tree
(D major) And a little red- (A major) headed girl girl wouldn?t
give (C major) no play to poor Chuck (G major) be
They (F major) were the baddest fuckers
in the (E major) funny papers (G major) PEANUTS!
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Verse 2
(D major) Onto a se (A major) curity blanket,
Linus (C major) VanPelt would (G major) latch
(D major) Snuggling to that bitch (A major) to keep warm
while wait (C major) ing in a pumpkin (G major) patch
(D major) Had a stalker named (A major) Sally Brown well she
al (C major) ways tried to get her some (G major)
(D major) She loved how he knew the (A major) meaning of Christmas
and the (C major) sexy way he sucked that (G major) thumb
Well (F major) watch out,
cause (E major) here they come (G major) PEANUTS!
Verse 3
(D major) Oh Pea (A major) nuts crazy (C major) Pea (G major) nuts
(D major) A bunch of kids (A major) trying (C major) to be free (G major)
(D major) Take my (A major) hand and let?s (C major) (G major) dance know (D major)
Under (A major) Charlie?s shitty (C major) Christmas tree
(G major)
Verse 4
(D major) ooh Marcy was (A major) best friends
with Patty (C major) Patty Peppermint (G major)
(D major) She would love to do thing (A major) s to that
girl that Char (C major) les M. Schulz can?t (G major) print
(D major) Pigpen was a (A major) dusty dude who could
(C major) n?t keep his own ass (G major) clean
(D major) All the teachers said (A major) ?wa wa wa (C major) wa
wa? what does that shit (G major) mean?
Well (F major) watch out,
cause (E major) here they (E minor) come (G major) PEANUTS!
Verse 5
(D major) Oh Pea (A major) nuts crazy (C major) Pea (G major) nuts (D major)
Coming (A major) from the school (C major) of hard knock (G major) s
(D major) Life?s not (A major) always bowls (C major) of (G major) candy
(D major) Sometimes you (A major) only get a (C major) bag of rocks
(G major)
Verse 6
(D major) Lucy was a psychiatrist but her com
(G major) ments always gave offense
An (D major) d the bitch couldn?t (A major) make no money
cause she?d (D major) charge a mother fucker 5 cents (C major)
(D major) And all the ladies loved (A major) that Schroeder
cause he?d (C major) play the 80?s hits real good (G major)
(D major) And Franklin was a (A major) real cool cat
but the (C major) only brother in that (G major) hood
Well (F major) watch out,
cause (E major) here they (E minor) come (G major) PEANUTS!
Verse 7
(D major) Oh Pea (A major) nuts crazy (C major) Pea (G major) nuts
(D major) Poor Charlie (A major) Brown you will (C major) never get laid (G major)
(D major) It's so (A major) hard to get (C major) pussy (G major)
(D major) When you're the (A major) baldest
kid in (C major) second grade (G major)
Verse 8
(D major) Oh Peanuts crazy (C major) Pea (G major) nuts
(D major) A bunch of kids (A major) trying (C major) to be free (G major)
(D major) Take my hand and let?s (C major) dance (G major) now (D major)
Under Charlie?s (A major) shitty (C major) Christmas tree (G major)
(D major)
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