Crazy Peanuts

Crazy Peanuts easy guitar chords by Stephen Lynch

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E A D G B E

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  • D

  • A

  • G

  • C

  • F

  • E

  • Em

  • D

  • A

  • G

  • C

  • F

  • E

  • Em

  • Intro 1
    D
    A
    G
    D
    A
    G

    Verse 1
    D
    A

    Charlie Brown had a big block
    C
    G

    head wore a stripy sweater everyday
    D
    A

    Tried to kick that football but Lucy
    C
    G

    always pulled the mother fucker away
    D
    A

    Flew a kite just to try to relax but
    C
    G

    he always put that shit in a tree
    D
    A

    And a little red-headed girl girl wouldn?t
    C
    G

    give no play to poor Chuck be
    F

    They were the baddest fuckers
    E
    G

    in the funny papers PEANUTS!
    Verse 2
    D
    A

    Onto a security blanket,
    C
    G

    Linus VanPelt would latch
    D
    A

    Snuggling to that bitch to keep warm
    C
    G

    while waiting in a pumpkin patch
    D
    A

    Had a stalker named Sally Brown well she
    C
    G

    always tried to get her some
    D
    A

    She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas
    C
    G

    and the sexy way he sucked that thumb
    F

    Well watch out,
    E
    G

    cause here they come PEANUTS!
    Verse 3
    D
    A
    C
    G

    Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
    D
    A
    C
    G

    A bunch of kids trying to be free
    D
    A
    C
    G
    D

    Take my hand and let?s dance know
    A
    C

    Under Charlie?s shitty Christmas tree
    G

    Verse 4
    D
    A

    ooh Marcy was best friends
    C
    G

    with Patty Patty Peppermint
    D
    A

    She would love to do things to that
    C
    G

    girl that Charles M. Schulz can?t print
    D
    A

    Pigpen was a dusty dude who could
    C
    G

    n?t keep his own ass clean
    D
    A
    C

    All the teachers said ?wa wa wa wa
    G

    wa? what does that shit mean?
    F

    Well watch out,
    E
    Em
    G

    cause here they come PEANUTS!
    Verse 5
    D
    A
    C
    G
    D

    Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
    A
    C
    G

    Coming from the school of hard knocks
    D
    A
    C
    G

    Life?s not always bowls of candy
    D
    A
    C

    Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks
    G

    Verse 6
    D

    Lucy was a psychiatrist but her com
    G

    ments always gave offense
    D
    A

    An d the bitch couldn?t make no money
    D
    C

    cause she?d charge a mother fucker 5 cents
    D
    A

    And all the ladies loved that Schroeder
    C
    G

    cause he?d play the 80?s hits real good
    D
    A

    And Franklin was a real cool cat
    C
    G

    but the only brother in that hood
    F

    Well watch out,
    E
    Em
    G

    cause here they come PEANUTS!
    Verse 7
    D
    A
    C
    G

    Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
    D
    A
    C
    G

    Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
    D
    A
    C
    G

    It's so hard to get pussy
    D
    A

    When you're the baldest
    C
    G

    kid in second grade
    Verse 8
    D
    C
    G

    Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
    D
    A
    C
    G

    A bunch of kids trying to be free
    D
    C
    G
    D

    Take my hand and let?s dance now
    A
    C
    G

    Under Charlie?s shitty Christmas tree
    D

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