Key: D major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Charlie Brown had a big block
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head wore a stripy sweater everyday
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Tried to kick that football but Lucy
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always pulled the mother fucker away
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Flew a kite just to try to relax but
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he always put that shit in a tree
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And a little red-headed girl girl wouldn?t
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give no play to poor Chuck be
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in the funny papers PEANUTS!
Verse 2
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Onto a security blanket,
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Linus VanPelt would latch
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Snuggling to that bitch to keep warm
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while waiting in a pumpkin patch
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Had a stalker named Sally Brown well she
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always tried to get her some
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She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas
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and the sexy way he sucked that thumb
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cause here they come PEANUTS!
Verse 3
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Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
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A bunch of kids trying to be free
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Take my hand and let?s dance know
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Under Charlie?s shitty Christmas tree
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Verse 4
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ooh Marcy was best friends
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with Patty Patty Peppermint
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She would love to do things to that
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girl that Charles M. Schulz can?t print
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Pigpen was a dusty dude who could
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n?t keep his own ass clean
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All the teachers said ?wa wa wa wa
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cause here they come PEANUTS!
Verse 5
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Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
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Coming from the school of hard knocks
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Life?s not always bowls of candy
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Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks
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Verse 6
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An d the bitch couldn?t make no money
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cause she?d charge a mother fucker 5 cents
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And all the ladies loved that Schroeder
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cause he?d play the 80?s hits real good
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And Franklin was a real cool cat
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but the only brother in that hood
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cause here they come PEANUTS!
Verse 7
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Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
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Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
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It's so hard to get pussy
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When you're the baldest
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kid in second grade
Verse 8
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Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
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A bunch of kids trying to be free
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Take my hand and let?s dance now
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Under Charlie?s shitty Christmas tree
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