Crazy Peanuts

Crazy Peanuts easy guitar chords by Stephen Lynch

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  • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    Charlie 
    Brown 
    had a 
    big block 

    head 
    wore 
    a stripy 
    sweater 
    every
    day 

    Tried 
    to kick that 
    foot
    ball 
    but 
    Lucy 

    always 
    pulled 
    the mother 
    fucker 
    away 

    Flew 
    a kite 
    just to 
    try 
    to relax 
    but 

    he al
    ways 
    put that 
    shit 
    in a 
    tree 

    And 
    a little 
    red-
    headed girl 
    girl wouldn?t 

    give 
    no 
    play 
    to poor 
    Chuck 
    be 

    They 
    were 
    the 
    baddest 
    fuckers 

    in 
    the 
    funny 
    papers 
    PEANUTS! 

    Verse 2
    Onto 
    a se
    curity 
    blanket, 

    Linus 
    VanPelt would 
    latch 

    Snuggling 
    to 
    that bitch 
    to 
    keep 
    warm 

    while wait
    ing 
    in 
    a pumpkin 
    patch 

    Had 
    a stalker 
    named 
    Sally 
    Brown 
    well she 

    al
    ways 
    tried 
    to get 
    her some 

    She 
    loved 
    how 
    he knew the 
    meaning 
    of Christmas 

    and the 
    sexy 
    way he 
    sucked 
    that 
    thumb 

    Well 
    watch 
    out, 

    cause 
    here 
    they 
    come 
    PEANUTS! 

    Verse 3
    Oh 
    Pea
    nuts 
    crazy 
    Pea
    nuts 

    A bunch 
    of kids 
    trying 
    to 
    be 
    free 

    Take 
    my 
    hand 
    and 
    let?s 
    dance 
    know 

    Under 
    Charlie?s 
    shitty 
    Christmas 
    tree 


    Verse 4
    ooh 
    Marcy 
    was 
    best 
    friends 

    with Patty 
    Patty 
    Pepper
    mint 

    She would 
    love to 
    do thing
    s to 
    that 

    girl that 
    Char
    les 
    M. 
    Schulz 
    can?t 
    print 

    Pigpen 
    was 
    dusty 
    dude 
    who could

    n?t 
    keep his 
    own 
    ass 
    clean 

    All 
    the teachers 
    said 
    ?wa 
    wa 
    wa 
    wa 

    wa? what 
    does that 
    shit 
    mean? 

    Well 
    watch 
    out, 

    cause 
    here 
    they 
    come 
    PEANUTS! 

    Verse 5
    Oh 
    Pea
    nuts 
    crazy 
    Pea
    nuts 

    Coming 
    from 
    the school 
    of 
    hard 
    knock

    Life?s 
    not 
    always 
    bowls 
    of 
    candy 

    Sometimes 
    you 
    only 
    get 
    bag 
    of 
    rocks 


    Verse 6
    Lucy 
    was 
    a psychiatrist 
    but 
    her com

    ments 
    always 
    gave 
    offense 

    An
    the bitch 
    couldn?t 
    make 
    no money 

    cause she?d 
    charge 
    a mother 
    fucker 
    5 cents 

    And all the 
    ladies 
    loved 
    that 
    Schroeder 

    cause 
    he?d 
    play the 
    80?s hits 
    real good 

    And 
    Franklin 
    was 
    real 
    cool cat 

    but the 
    only 
    brother 
    in 
    that 
    hood 

    Well 
    watch 
    out, 

    cause 
    here 
    they 
    come 
    PEANUTS! 

    Verse 7
    Oh 
    Pea
    nuts 
    crazy 
    Pea
    nuts 

    Poor 
    Charlie 
    Brown 
    you 
    will 
    never 
    get 
    laid 

    It's 
    so 
    hard 
    to 
    get 
    pussy 

    When 
    you're 
    the 
    baldest 

    kid 
    in 
    second 
    grade 

    Verse 8
    Oh 
    Peanuts 
    crazy 
    Pea
    nuts 

    A bunch 
    of kids 
    trying 
    to 
    be 
    free 

    Take 
    my 
    hand 
    and 
    let?s 
    dance 
    now 

    Under 
    Charlie?s 
    shitty 
    Christmas 
    tree 


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