3 Balloons chords by Stephen Lynch

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Intro 1

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Verse 1
Bm 
I call
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you from the car to say ill be there in a while
D 
A short plane ride and I will get to
A 
see your pretty smile
Bm 
There's nothing on the radio-
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I fiddle with the dial
D 
Then I see a sign- the
A 
airports just another mile
Bm 
I check my bags and

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Verse 2

think about

how much I hate to fly

And as I near security I

almost start to cry

Verse 3
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G 
Well I hope that law enforcement agents
A 
can't tell from my face
D 
G 
I've got 3 balloons of coke in
A 
an uncomfortable place
D 
G 
I'm sweating and I'm nervous
A 
and I need a little air
D 
G 
Cause with 4 balloons of heroin
A 
its getting crowded up in there
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Crowded up in there

Verse 4
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A 
Bm 
My mind is all
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a jumble and my blood is cold as ice
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I dread the thought of having to
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unload this merchandise
Bm 
Re  lax, I say,
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its not so bad- it might feel kinda nice
D 
Be sides, who hasn't had a finger
A 
up there ince or twice?
Bm 
I must remember don't

Verse 5
G 
leave
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A 
any drugs inside the host
Bm 
G 
I did that once and a girl who tossed
D 
my salad overdosed
A 

Verse 6
D 
G 
A 
Well I say a little prayer- Hail Maria,
Full of Grace
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I've got 3 balloons of coke in
A 
an uncomfortable place
D 
G 
I'm sweating and I'm nervous
A 
and I need a little air
D 
G 
And I swear I'm farting lines
A 
of blow into my underwear
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From my derri ere

Interlude 1

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Verse 7
Bm 
G 
I was a little eager when I loaded
D 
up my stash
A 
5 balloons of ecstasy, 6 balloons of hash
Bm 
G 
8 balloons of L.S.D, 9 of sensi mild
D 
A box of chinese fireworks-
A 
a Guatemalan Child

Verse 8

I've made it to the gate now

and my joy I can't contain

I board the aircraft; take my seat

in the cockpit of the plane

Verse 9
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As I taxi down the runway,
A 
I get a smile on my face
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I've got 3 balloons of coke in
A 
an uncomfortable place
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Flight crew prepare for takeoff
A 
as I lift us into air
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G 
And by the way, does anyone want
A 
to buy a Guatemalan child?
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F 
From my derriere