3 Balloons

3 Balloons easy guitar chords by Stephen Lynch

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

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Capo

Transpose

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Capo

  • D

  • Dm

  • G

  • Asus4

  • Bm

    2

  • A

  • F

  • D

  • Dm

  • G

  • Asus4

  • Bm

    2

  • A

  • F

    • Intro 1
    D
    Dm
    G
    Asus4
    D
    G
    Asus4

    D

    Verse 1
    Bm

    I call
    G

    you from the car to say ill be there in a while
    D

    A short plane ride and I will get to
    A

    see your pretty smile
    Bm

    There's nothing on the radio-
    G

    I fiddle with the dial
    D

    Then I see a sign- the
    A

    airports just another mile
    Bm
    I check my bags and
    Verse 2
    G

    think about
    D
    A

    how much I hate to fly
    Bm
    G

    And as I near security I
    D
    A

    almost start to cry
    Verse 3
    D
    G

    Well I hope that law enforcement agents
    A

    can't tell from my face
    D
    G

    I've got 3 balloons of coke in
    A

    an uncomfortable place
    D
    G

    I'm sweating and I'm nervous
    A

    and I need a little air
    D
    G

    Cause with 4 balloons of heroin
    A

    its getting crowded up in there
    D
    Dm
    F

    Crowded up in there
    Verse 4
    G
    Asus4
    D
    Dm
    G
    A
    Bm

    My mind is all
    G

    a jumble and my blood is cold as ice
    D

    I dread the thought of having to
    A

    unload this merchandise
    Bm

    Re lax, I say,
    G

    its not so bad- it might feel kinda nice
    D

    Be sides, who hasn't had a finger
    A

    up there ince or twice?
    Bm
    I must remember don't
    Verse 5
    G

    leave
    D
    A

    any drugs inside the host
    Bm
    G

    I did that once and a girl who tossed
    D

    my salad overdosed
    A
    Verse 6

    D
    G
    A

    Well I say a little prayer- Hail Maria,

    Full of Grace
    D
    G

    I've got 3 balloons of coke in
    A

    an uncomfortable place
    D
    G

    I'm sweating and I'm nervous
    A

    and I need a little air
    D
    G

    And I swear I'm farting lines
    A

    of blow into my underwear
    D
    F

    From my derri ere
    Interlude 1
    G
    Asus4
    Dm
    F
    G
    Asus4

    D
    Dm
    F
    Dm
    G
    Asus4
    Dm
    F
    G

    Asus4

    Verse 7
    Bm
    G

    I was a little eager when I loaded
    D

    up my stash
    A

    5 balloons of ecstasy, 6 balloons of hash
    Bm
    G

    8 balloons of L.S.D, 9 of sensi mild
    D

    A box of chinese fireworks-
    A

    a Guatemalan Child
    Verse 8
    Bm
    G

    I've made it to the gate now
    D
    A

    and my joy I can't contain
    Bm
    G

    I board the aircraft; take my seat
    D
    A

    in the cockpit of the plane
    Verse 9
    D
    G

    As I taxi down the runway,
    A

    I get a smile on my face
    D
    G

    I've got 3 balloons of coke in
    A

    an uncomfortable place
    D
    G

    Flight crew prepare for takeoff
    A

    as I lift us into air
    D
    G

    And by the way, does anyone want
    A

    to buy a Guatemalan child?
    D
    Dm
    F

    From my derri ere
    Outro 1
    G
    Asus4
    Dm
    G
    Asus4
    D

    Dm
    G
    Asus4
    Dm
    G
    Asus4


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