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Verse 1
(G major) Wanna have some quality
(A major) time with my son
(C major) So I brought him down to
the fishin' (G major) hole
Didn't like the feelin'
of that (A major) worm in his hand
Got (C major) mad, threw down his fishin' (D major) pole
(G major) Said, "That's alright,
Verse 2
son. Let's (A major) go and get an ice cream"
(C major) "Let your old man buy
you a (G major) treat"
But he didn't like no flavors
(A major) up upon that wall
Started (C major) crying, and ran into the (D major) street...
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Verse 3
He's an (G major) as shole, my kid's (B major) an asshole
(C major) I swear it just don't float my (G major) boat
Always crying, always (B major) crying
(C major) Made me wanna punch him
in his little (G major) throat
Called my lady up to (A major) tell her
what had happened
(C major) How our son had run (G major) away
She said, "Don't worry,
baby, (A major) I will talk to him"
(C major) "And everything will be okay" (D major)
Verse 4
My lady's an (G major) asshole, she's an (B major) asshole
(C major) Her assholishness is off the (G major) charts
Always perfect, always (Esus4) per (B major) fect
(C major) Made me wanna punch her in her lady-parts
(G major) I
Verse 5
(A major) (C major) (D major) (G major) I decided I'd go
(A major) down to the bar
(C major) And drown my sorrows in a (G major) beer
But the sign outside said (A major) 'Closed For
(C major) Renovations'
'We'll open up again
next (D major) year'...
That bar is (G major) an asshole,
Verse 6
it's an (B major) asshole
(C major) Oh, the worst bar in the (G major) land!
Always closing, always (D major) clos (Esus4) (B major) ing
(C major) Can't punch a bar, cause
you'll hurt your (G major) hand (A major) (C major) (D major)
(G major) I went home to for (A major) get about my troubles
(C major) Sat down in my favorite eazy (G major) chair
But I couldn't relax from the
(A major) pain I was feelin'
(C major) As my hemorrhoid began to (D major) flair...
Verse 7
My (G major) asshole's an asshole,
a real (B major) (C major) butthole
Needs to put his asshole-self
in in (G major) check!
Always burning, always (B major) itching
(C major) Made me wanna punch him
in his asshole (G major) neck
(A major) (C major) (D major)
Verse 8
(G major) Late one night, (A major) ly in' awake in bed
(C major) Mmmm, a realization (G major) came
Are there really assholes (A major) everywhere I look?
(C major) Or am I the one to (D major) blame?
(G major) Maybe I just do not (A major) say the
things I should say
(C major) And I don't do the things (G major) I ought
So I took a good, hard
look at my (A major) self in the mirror
(C major) And this is what I (D major) thought...
The guy who sold me this mirror is (G major) an asshole,
he's an (B major) asshole
(C major) Son of a bitch said it was an (G major) tique
He was lyin', he was (B major) lyin'
(C major) Made me wanna punch him
in his sales (G major) man cheek
Verse 9
(C major) I'm on a real asshole (G major) streak
(C major) I could open up an asshole boutique (G major)
(C major) I think this song has reached (G major) it s peak
(C major) Goodbye, you assholes, see you next week!
Fishin' Hole
Stephen Lynch
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