Fishin' Hole

Fishin' Hole easy guitar chords by Stephen Lynch

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  • Verse 1
    Wanna 
    have some 
    quality 

    time 
    with my son 

    So 
    I brought him 
    down to 

    the fishin' 
    hole 

    Didn't 
    like the 
    feelin' 

    of that 
    worm 
    in his 
    hand 

    Got 
    mad, 
    threw 
    down 
    his fishin' 
    pole 

    Said, "That's 
    alright, 
    Verse 2

    son. Let's 
    go and 
    get an 
    ice cream" 

    "Let 
    your old 
    man buy 

    you a 
    treat" 

    But he didn't 
    like no 
    flavors 

    up upon 
    that 
    wall 

    Started 
    crying, 
    and 
    ran 
    into the 
    street... 

    Verse 3
    He's 
    an 
    as
    shole, 
    my kid's 
    an 
    asshole 

    I swear 
    it just don't 
    float 
    my 
    boat 

    Always 
    crying, 
    always 
    crying 

    Made 
    me wanna 
    punch him 

    in his little 
    throat 

    Called my 
    lady 
    up to 
    tell her 

    what had 
    happened 

    How 
    our son 
    had run 
    away 

    She said, "Don't 
    worry, 

    baby, 
    I will 
    talk to 
    him" 

    "And 
    everything 
    will 
    be okay" 

    Verse 4
    My 
    lady's 
    an 
    asshole, 
    she's 
    an 
    asshole 

    Her 
    assholishness is off 
    the 
    charts 

    Always 
    perfect, 
    always 
    per
    fect 

    Made 
    me wanna 
    punch her 
    in her lady-parts 

    Verse 5
    I decided 
    I'd go 

    down 
    to the 
    bar 

    And 
    drown my 
    sorrows 
    in 
    beer

    But 
    the sign outside 
    said 
    'Closed For 

    Renovations' 

    'We'll open 
    up again 

    next 
    year'... 

    That bar is 
    an asshole, 
    Verse 6
    it's 
    an 
    asshole 

    Oh, the 
    worst bar 
    in the 
    land! 

    Always 
    closing, 
    always 
    clos
    ing 

    Can't 
    punch 
    a bar, cause 

    you'll hurt your 
    hand 

    I went 
    home 
    to for
    get about 
    my 
    troubles 

    Sat 
    down 
    in my favorite 
    eazy 
    chair 

    But 
    I couldn't relax 
    from the 

    pain 
    I was 
    feelin' 

    As 
    my 
    hemorrhoid began 
    to 
    flair... 

    Verse 7
    My 
    asshole's an asshole, 

    a real 
    butthole 

    Needs to put his 
    asshole-self 

    in in 
    check! 

    Always 
    burning, 
    always 
    itching 

    Made 
    me wanna 
    punch him 

    in his asshole 
    neck 


    Verse 8
    Late one 
    night, 
    ly
    in' awake 
    in 
    bed 

    Mmmm, 
    a realization 
    came 

    Are there 
    really 
    assholes 
    everywhere 
    look? 

    Or 
    am I the 
    one to 
    blame? 

    Maybe 
    I just 
    do not 
    say the 

    things I 
    should say 

    And I don't 
    do the 
    things 
    I ought 

    So 
    I took a 
    good, hard 

    look at my
    self 
    in the 
    mirror 

    And this 
    is what I 
    thought... 

    The guy 
    who sold me 
    this mirror is 
    an asshole, 

    he's 
    an 
    asshole 

    Son of a 
    bitch said 
    it was an
    tique 

    He was 
    lyin', 
    he 
    was 
    lyin' 

    Made 
    me wanna 
    punch him 

    in his sales
    man cheek 

    Verse 9
    I'm 
    on a real 
    asshole 
    streak 

    I could open 
    up an asshole 
    boutique 

    I think this 
    song 
    has reached 
    it
    s peak 

    Goodbye, you 
    assholes, 
    see you next 
    week! 

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