Fishin' Hole chords by Stephen Lynch

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A
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Esus4

Verse 1
G 
Wanna have some quality
A 
time with my son
C 
So I brought him down to
G 
the fishin' hole
Didn't like the feelin'
A 
of that worm in his hand
C 
D 
Got mad, threw down his fishin' pole
G 
Said, "That's alright,

Verse 2
A 
son. Let's go and get an ice cream"
C 
"Let your old man buy
G 
you a treat"
But he didn't like no flavors
A 
up upon that wall
C 
D 
Started crying, and ran into the street...

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Verse 3
G 
B 
He's an as shole, my kid's an asshole
C 
G 
I swear it just don't float my boat
B 
Always crying, always crying
C 
Made me wanna punch him
G 
in his little throat
A 
Called my lady up to tell her
what had happened
C 
G 
How our son had run away
She said, "Don't worry,
A 
baby, I will talk to him"
C 
D 
"And everything will be okay"

Verse 4
G 
B 
My lady's an asshole, she's an asshole
C 
G 
Her assholishness is off the charts
Esus4 
B 
Always perfect, always per      fect
C 
Made me wanna punch her in her lady-parts
G 
I

Verse 5
A 
C 
D 
G 
I decided I'd go
A 
down to the bar
C 
G 
And drown my sorrows in a beer
A 
But the sign outside said 'Closed For
C 
Renovations'
'We'll open up again
D 
next year'...
G 
That bar is an asshole,

Verse 6
B 
it's an asshole
C 
G 
Oh, the worst bar in the land!
D 
Esus4 
B 
Always closing, always closing
C 
Can't punch a bar, cause
G 
A 
C 
D 
you'll hurt your hand
G 
A 
I went home to forget about my troubles
C 
G 
Sat down in my favorite eazy chair
But I couldn't relax from the
A 
pain I was feelin'
C 
D 
As my hemorrhoid began to flair...

Verse 7
G 
My asshole's an  asshole,
B 
C 
a real butthole
Needs to put his asshole-self
G 
in in check!
B 
Always burning, always itching
C 
Made me wanna punch him
G 
in his asshole neck
A 
C 
D 

Verse 8
G 
A 
Late one night, ly in' awake in bed
C 
G 
Mmmm, a realization came
A 
Are there really assholes everywhere I look?
C 
D 
Or am I the one to blame?
G 
A 
Maybe I just do not say the
things I should say
C 
G 
And I don't do the things I ought
So I took a good, hard
A 
look at myself in the mirror
C 
D 
And this is what I thought...
G 
The guy who sold me this mirror is an asshole,
B 
he's an asshole
C 
G 
Son of a bitch said it was antique
B 
He was lyin', he was lyin'
C 
Made me wanna punch him
G 
in his salesman cheek