Key: Ab major
Verse 1
G
How many people have cats?
1, 2, 3, 4... ok 10
Let me ask you this... do you trust
em'?
Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs
and I've gotta get em' right away
Just the little ones that go
around the little front paws...
4 that get all 4 paws.
I found out my cat was embezzling
from me!
Found out while I was away he would go out
to the mailbox
pick up the checks,
take em' down to the bank and cash them...
Disguised... as me
He had the little kitty
arrow through the head
And the little kitty bunny ears
I wouldn't have caught him but I went outside to his house where he sleeps,
and there was about 3000 dollars
worth of cat toys out there!
And you can't return them cause they have spit
all over em'!
So now I'm stuck with
3000 dollars worth of cat toys!
Sure... they're fun...
Got the little rubber mouse has a bell inside of it,
hahahahahahahahahaha
Boy I hate it when it goes under the
sofa...
Whoa! Gimme that! Gimme that!
Gimme... kkkkkkkkkkkkk
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG Bb A
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