Key: G major
Verse 1
she was big and she was bad
B
E
Big Fanny, she was also kind of sad
E
Am
and she weighed 300 pounds.
She weighed 300 pounds, stood 5 foot 5
and she had an odor more dead than alive,
the black greasy hair on her dimpled chin
and her big belly rumbled like
a lion's den, Big Fanny.
No one knew who was Fanny's daddy,
she turned up one day in a wet rice paddy
just looking stupid and standing stiff
and even the dogs refused to
Some say she came from around Hanoi
where she got in a fight with
some Vesey boys.
F
Bb
She blowed her garlic breath
in those Vesey's face
Bbm
and they dropped like flies all over the place.
Big Fanny.
The cops finally put Big Fanny in jail,
gave her 30 days
and wouldn't set no bail.
She gave a mighty belch
and struck a match
and the gas blowed a hole
through that booby hatch.
Big Fanny
Big Fanny was up in the mountains one night
A -fightin' a bear in the soft moonlight
The bear stuck a claw in Fanny's eye
And all of the people said
goodbye to Big Fanny
But Fanny got tired of
playin' with that bear
And grabbed two handfuls
of his mangy hair
She gave a karate chop and a judo roll
Bm
And knocked that grizzly critter out cold
Bbm
B
Cm
Big Fanny
moochin' beers
And then one morning she
was up and gone
So along the roads in North Vietnam
There's trees a -growin' with
signs nailed on
pal
Somewhere in them jungles is
a big bad gal
C
Big Fanny
G
Cm
Big Fanny, Big Fanny
B
Cm
G
C
She was big and she was bad
Cm
G
Big Fanny, she was also kind of sad
Cm
B
She was big and bad and ugly
C
Cm
hundred pounds
There wasn't anybody
G
F
and she weighed three
Eb
C
hundred pounds
Cm
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