Amish Paradise chords by
"Weird Al" Yankovic

1996Hip-hop1.4K views

Key: C minor

Intro 1

Ab

Fm

G

Cm

Ab

Fm

G

Cm

Verse 1
Ab Ab 4
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As I walk through the valley
Fm Fm 
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where I harvest my grain
G G 
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I take a look at my wife
Cm Cm 3
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and realize she's very plain
Ab Ab 4
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Fm Fm 
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But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
Ab Ab 4
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Fm Fm 
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At 4:30  in the morning I'm milkin' cows
G G 
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Jebediah feeds the chickens
Cm Cm 3
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and Jacob plows, fool
Ab Ab 4
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Fm Fm 
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And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Ab Ab 4
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I'm a man of the land,
Fm Fm 
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I'm into  discipline
G G 
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Got a Bible in my hand
Cm Cm 3
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and a beard on my chin
Ab Ab 4
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But if I finish all of my chores
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and you finish thine
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

Chorus 1
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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We been spending most our lives
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish paradise
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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I've churned butter once or twice
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish paradise
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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It's hard work and sacrifice
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish paradise
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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We sell quilts at a discount price
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish paradise

Verse 2
Ab Ab 4
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Fm Fm 
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A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
G G 
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I just smiled at him
Cm Cm 3
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and I turned the other cheek
Ab Ab 4
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Fm Fm 
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I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
G G 
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'Cause I'll be laughing my head off
when he's burning in Hell
Ab Ab 4
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But I ain't never punched a tourist
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even if  he deserved it
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An Amish with a 'tude?
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You know that's unheard of
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Fm Fm 
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I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
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And my homies agree
Cm Cm 3
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I really look good in black, fool
Ab Ab 4
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If  you come to visit,
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you'll be bored to tears
G G 
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We haven't even paid the phone bill
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in 300 years
Ab Ab 4
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But we ain't really quaint,
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so please don't point and stare
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Cm Cm 3
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We're just technologically impaired

Bridge 1

Ab

Fm

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar

G

Cm

Not a single luxury

Ab

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Like Robinson Caruso

G

Cm

It's as primitive as can be

Chorus 2
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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We been spending most our lives
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish Paradise
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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We're just plain and simple guys
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish Paradise
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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There's no time for sin and vice
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish Paradise
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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We don't fight, we all play nice
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish Paradise

Verse 3
Ab Ab 4
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Fm Fm 
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Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
G G 
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Raised a barn on Monday,
Cm Cm 3
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soon I'll raise another
Ab Ab 4
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Think you're really righteous?
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Think you're pure in heart?
G G 
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Well, I know
Cm Cm 3
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I'm a million time as humble as thou art
Ab Ab 4
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I'm the pious guy
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the little Amlettes want to be like
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On my knees day and night
Cm Cm 3
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scorin' points for the afterlife
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Fm Fm 
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So don't be vain and don't be whiny
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Or else, my brother,
Cm Cm 3
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I might have to get medieval on your heinie

Chorus 3
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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We been spending most our lives
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish Paradise
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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We're all crazy Mennonites
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish Paradise
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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There's no cops or traffic lights
G G 
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish Paradise
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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Fm Fm 
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But you'd probably think it bites
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Cm Cm 3
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Living in an Amish Paradise

Outro 1

Ab

Fm

G

Cm

Ab

Fm

G

Cm

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