Dare To Be Stupid

Dare To Be Stupid easy guitar chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic

1985Pop
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 7

Capo

Transpose

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  • A

  • G

  • E

  • C

  • D

  • F

  • A

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  • D

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  • Intro 1




    Verse 1
    Put 
    down 
    your 
    chainsaw 
    and 
    listen 
    to 
    me 

    It's 
    time 
    for 
    us 
    to 
    join 
    in 
    the 
    fight 

    It's 
    time 
    to 
    let 
    your 
    babies 
    grow 
    up 

    to 
    be 
    cowboys 

    It's 
    time 
    to 
    let 
    the 
    bedbugs 
    bite 

    You 
    better 
    put 
    all 
    your 
    eggs 
    in 
    one 
    basket 

    You 
    better 
    count 
    your 
    chickens 

    before 
    they 
    hatch 

    You 
    bet
    ter 
    sell 
    some 
    wine 
    be
    fore 
    it's 
    time 

    You 
    better 
    find 
    yourself 
    an 
    itch 
    to 
    scratch 

    Bridge 1
    You 
    better 
    squeeze 
    all 
    the 
    Charmin 
    you 
    can 

    While 
    Mr. 
    Wimpole's 
    not 
    around 

    Stick 
    your 
    head 
    in 
    the 
    microwave 

    and 
    get 
    yourself 
    tan 


    Verse 2
    Talk 
    with 
    your 
    mouth 
    full 

    Bite 
    the 
    hand 
    that 
    feeds 
    you 

    Bite 
    on 
    more 
    than 
    you 
    can 
    chew 

    What 
    can 
    you 
    do? 
    Dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 

    Take 
    some 
    wooden 
    nickels 

    Look 
    for 
    Mr. 
    Goodbar 

    Get 
    your 
    mojo 
    working 
    now 

    I'll 
    show 
    you 
    how 

    Pre-chorus 1
    You 
    can 
    dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 

    You 
    can 
    turn 
    the 
    other 
    cheek 

    You 
    can 
    just 
    give 
    up 
    the 
    ship 

    You 
    can 
    eat 
    bunch 
    of 
    sushi 

    then 
    for
    get 
    to 
    leave 

    Chorus 1
    (tip) 
    Dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 

    Come 
    on 
    and 
    dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 

    It's 
    so 
    easy 
    to 
    do 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    We're 
    all 
    waiting 
    for 
    you, 
    let's 
    go! 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 3
    It's 
    time 
    to 
    make 
    mountain 

    out 
    of 
    molehill 

    So 
    can 
    have 
    volunteer? 

    There's 
    no 
    more 
    time 

    for 
    crying 
    over 
    spilled 
    milk 

    Now 
    it's 
    time 
    for 
    crying 
    in 
    your 
    beer 

    Settle 
    down, 
    raise 
    family, 
    join 
    the 
    P-T-A 

    Buy 
    some 
    sensible 
    shoes 
    and 
    Chevrolet 

    Then 
    party 
    'till 
    you're 
    broke 

    and 
    they 
    drive 
    you 
    away 

    It's 
    O
    K, 
    you 
    can 
    dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 

    Pre-chorus 2
    It's 
    like 
    spitting 
    on 
    fish 

    It's 
    like 
    barking 
    up 
    tree 

    It's 
    like 
    said 
    you 
    gotta 
    buy 
    one 

    if 
    you 
    want 
    to 
    get 
    one 

    Chorus 2
    (free) 
    Dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 

    (yes) 
    Why 
    don't 
    you 
    dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 

    It's 
    so 
    easy 
    to... 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    We're 
    all 
    waiting 
    for 
    you 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    Bridge 2
    Burn 
    your 
    candle 
    at 
    both 
    ends 

    Look 
    gift 
    horse 
    in 
    the 
    mouth 

    Mashed 
    potatoes 
    can 
    be 
    your 
    friends 


    Verse 4
    You 
    can 
    be 
    coffee 
    achiever 

    You 
    can 
    sit 
    around 
    the 
    house 

    and 
    watch 
    "Leave 
    It 
    To 
    Beaver" 

    The 
    future's 
    up 
    to 
    you 

    So 
    what 
    you 
    gonna 
    do 

    Dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid, 
    dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 

    Chorus 3
    What 
    did 
    say? 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    Tell 
    me, 
    what 
    did 
    say 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    It's 
    al
    right 
    (dare 
    to 
    be...) 

    We 
    can 
    be 
    stupid 
    al
    right 
    (dare 
    to 
    be...) 

    Come 
    on, 
    join 
    the 
    crowd 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    Shout 
    it 
    out 
    loud 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    can't 
    hear 
    you 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    OK, 
    can 
    hear 
    you 
    now 
    (dare 
    to 
    be...) 
    Let's 
    go! 

    Outro 1
    Dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    Dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    Dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid) 

    Dare 
    to 
    be 
    stupid 
    (dare 
    to 
    be 
    stu
    pid) 
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