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Dare To Be Stupid easy guitar chords by 
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
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It's time for us to join in the fight
D
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It's time to let your babies grow up
to be cowboys
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It's time to let the bedbugs bite
A
You better put all your eggs in one basket
C
You better count your chickens
before they hatch
D
F
You better sell some wine before it's time
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You better find yourself an itch to scratch
Bridge 1
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You better squeeze all the Charmin you can
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While Mr. Wimpole's not around
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Stick your head in the microwave
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and get yourself a tan
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D
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Verse 2
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Talk with your mouth full
C
Bite the hand that feeds you
D
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Bite on more than you can chew
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What can you do? Dare to be stupid
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Take some wooden nickels
C
Look for Mr. Goodbar
D
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Get your mojo working now
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I'll show you how
Pre-chorus 1
You can dare to be stupid
G
A
You can turn the other cheek
C
A
You can just give up the ship
G
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You can eat a bunch of sushi
G
then forget to leave a
Chorus 1
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(tip) Dare to be stupid
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D
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Come on and dare to be stupid
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D
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It's so easy to do (dare to be stupid)
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D
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We're all waiting for you, let's go!
Interlude 1
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Verse 3
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It's time to make a mountain
out of a molehill
C
So can I have a volunteer?
D
There's no more time
F
for crying over spilled milk
A
Now it's time for crying in your beer
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Settle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A
C
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
D
Then party 'till you're broke
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and they drive you away
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It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
Pre-chorus 2
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It's like spitting on a fish
C
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It's like barking up a tree
G
A
It's like I said you gotta buy one
G
if you want to get one
Chorus 2
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(free) Dare to be stupid
E
D
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(yes) Why don't you dare to be stupid
E
D
A
It's so easy to... (dare to be stupid)
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D
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We're all waiting for you (dare to be stupid)
Bridge 2
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Burn your candle at both ends
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Look a gift horse in the mouth
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Mashed potatoes can be your friends
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D
E
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Verse 4
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You can be a coffee achiever
C
You can sit around the house
and watch "Leave It To Beaver"
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The future's up to you
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So what you gonna do
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Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid
Chorus 3
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D
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What did I say? (dare to be stupid)
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D
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Tell me, what did I say (dare to be stupid)
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D
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It's alright (dare to be...)
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D
A
We can be stupid alright (dare to be...)
E
D
A
Come on, join the crowd (dare to be stupid)
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D
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Shout it out loud (dare to be stupid)
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D
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I can't hear you (dare to be stupid)
E
D
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OK, I can hear you now (dare to be...) Let's go!
Outro 1
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Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)
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Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)
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Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)
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Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)
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