Dare To Be Stupid chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Intro 1
(E major) (D major) (E major) (D major)
(E major) (D major) (B major) (B major)
(E major) (E major) (E major) (D major)
(E major) (E major) (E major) (D major)
Verse 1
(E major) Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's (G major) time for us to join in the fight
It's (A major) time to let your babies grow (C major) up
to be cowboys
It's (E major) time to let the bedbugs bite
You better (E major) put all your eggs in one basket
You better (G major) count your chickens
before they hatch
You better (A major) sell some wine be (C major) fore it's time
You better (E major) find yourself an itch to scratch
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Bridge 1
(B major) You better squeeze all the (D major) Charmin you can
While (E major) Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your (B major) head in the microwave
and (D major) get yourself a tan
(E major) (A major) (B major) (B major)
Verse 2
(E major) Talk with your mouth full
(G major) Bite the hand that feeds you
(A major) Bite on more than (C major) you can chew
What can you (E major) do? Dare to be stupid
(E major) Take some wooden nickels
(G major) Look for Mr. Goodbar
(A major) Get your mojo (C major) working now
I'll show you (E major) how
Pre-chorus 1
You can dare to be stupid
(D major) You can turn the other (E major) cheek
(G major) You can just give up the (E major) ship
(D major) You can eat a bunch of (E major) sushi
then for (D major) get to leave a
Chorus 1
(B major) (tip) (A major) (E major) Dare to be stupid
(B major) (A major) Come on and (E major) dare to be stupid
(B major) It's so (A major) easy to do (E major) (dare to be stupid)
(B major) We're all (A major) waiting for you, (E major) let's go!
Interlude 1
(E major) (E major) (E major) (D major)
(E major) (E major) (E major) (D major)
Verse 3
It's time to (E major) make a mountain
out of a molehill
So (G major) can I have a volunteer?
There's (A major) no more time
for crying (C major) over spilled milk
Now it's (E major) time for crying in your beer
Settle (E major) down, raise a family, join the P-T-A
Buy some (G major) sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
Then (A major) party 'till you're broke
and they (C major) drive you away
It's O (E major) K, you can dare to be stupid
Pre-chorus 2
(D major) It's like spitting on a (E major) fish
(G major) It's like barking up a (E major) tree
(D major) It's like I said you gotta (E major) buy one
if you (D major) want to get one
Chorus 2
(B major) (free) (A major) (E major) Dare to be stupid
(B major) (yes) (A major) Why don't you (E major) dare to be stupid
(B major) It's so (A major) easy to... (E major) (dare to be stupid)
(B major) We're all (A major) waiting for you (E major) (dare to be stupid)
Bridge 2
(B major) Burn your candle (D major) at both ends
Look a (E major) gift horse in the mouth
(B major) Mashed potatoes can (D major) be your friends
(E major) (A major) (B major) (B major)
Verse 4
(E major) You can be a coffee achiever
You can (G major) sit around the house
and watch "Leave It To Beaver"
The (A major) future's up to you
So (C major) what you gonna do
(E major) Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid
Chorus 3
(B major) What did I (A major) say? (E major) (dare to be stupid)
Tell me, (B major) what did I say (A major) (E major) (dare to be stupid)
(B major) It's alright (A major) (E major) (dare to be...)
We can be (B major) stupid al (A major) right (E major) (dare to be...)
Come on, (B major) join the crowd (A major) (E major) (dare to be stupid)
(B major) Shout it out (A major) loud (E major) (dare to be stupid)
(B major) I can't hear (A major) you (E major) (dare to be stupid)
(B major) OK, I can (A major) hear you now (E major) (dare to be...) Let's go!
Outro 1
(B major) Dare to be stupid (A major) (E major) (dare to be stupid)
(B major) Dare to be stupid (A major) (E major) (dare to be stupid)
(B major) Dare to be stupid (A major) (E major) (dare to be stupid)
(B major) Dare to be stupid (A major) (E major) (dare to be (D major) stu (E major) pid)
Dare To Be Stupid
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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