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EBay easy guitar chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

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Capo
  • Em

  • C

  • G

  • D

  • B

    2
  • Am

  • E

  • F#m

    2
  • A

  • Em

  • C

  • G

  • D

  • B

    2
  • Am

  • E

  • F#m

    2
  • A

  • Intro 1
    Yeah 


    Verse 1
    used 
    pink 
    bath
    robe 

    rare 
    mint 
    snow 
    globe 

    Smurf 
    T. 
    V. 
    tray 

    bought 
    on 
    e
    Bay 

    Verse 2
    My 
    house 
    is 
    filled 
    with 
    this 
    crap 

    Shows 
    up 
    in 
    bubble 
    wrap 

    Most 
    every 
    day 

    What 
    bought 
    on 
    e
    Bay 

    Chorus 1
    Tell 
    me 
    why 
    (I 
    need 
    another 
    pet 
    rock) 

    Tell 
    me 
    why 
    (I 
    got 
    that 
    Alf 
    a
    larm 
    clock) 

    Tell 
    me 
    why 
    bid 
    on 
    Shatner's 
    old 
    tou
    pee 

    They 
    had 
    it 
    on 
    e
    Bay 

    Verse 3
    I'll 
    buy 
    your 
    knick- 
    knack 

    Just 
    check 
    my 
    feed
    back 

    "A
    +
    +!" 
    they 
    all 
    say 

    They 
    love 
    me 
    on 
    e
    Bay 

    Chorus 2
    Gonna 
    buy 
    (a 
    slightly-damaged 
    golf 
    bag) 

    ...buy 
    (some 
    Beanie 
    Babies, 

    new 
    with 
    tag) 

    From 
    some 
    guy 
    I've 
    never 
    met 
    in 
    Nor
    way 

    Found 
    him 
    on 
    e
    Bay 

    Bridge 1
    am 
    the 
    type 
    who 
    is 
    liable 
    to 
    snipe 
    you 

    With 
    two 
    seconds 
    left 
    to 
    go, 
    whoa 

    Got 
    Paypal 
    or 
    Visa, 
    what
    ever'll 
    please 
    ya 

    As 
    long 
    as 
    I've 
    got 
    the 
    dough 

    Verse 4
    I'll 
    buy 
    your 
    tchotch
    kes 

    Sell 
    me 
    your 
    watch, 
    please 

    I'll 
    buy 
    (I'll 
    buy, 
    I'll 
    buy, 
    I'll 
    buy) 

    I'm 
    highest 
    bidder... 

    Chorus 3
    (Junk 
    keeps 
    arriving 
    in 
    the 
    mail) 

    (From 
    that 
    worldwide 
    ga
    rage 
    sale) 

    (Hey! 
    Dukes 
    Of 
    Hazzard 
    ash
    tray) 
    Oh, 
    yeah 

    bought 
    it 
    on 
    e
    Bay 

    Chorus 4
    Wanna 
    buy 
    (a 
    PacMan 
    Fever 
    lunch
    box) 

    ...buy 
    (a 
    case 
    of 
    vintage 
    tube 
    socks) 

    (Wanna 
    buy 
    Kleenex 
    used 
    by 
    Dr. 
    Dre) 

    Used 
    by 
    Dr.... 

    (Found 
    it 
    on 
    e
    Bay) 

    Chorus 5
    Wanna 
    buy 
    (that 
    Farrah 
    Fawcett 
    pos
    ter) 

    (Pez 
    dispensers 
    and 
    toas
    ter) 

    (Don't 
    know 
    why 

    the 
    kind 
    of 
    stuff 
    you'd 
    throw 
    a
    way) 

    (I'll 
    buy 
    on 
    e
    Bay) 

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    bought 
    on 
    e
    Bay 
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