Key: G# minor
Verse 1
and never pay taxes.
You can have one million dollars an
You say,
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Steve, how can I be a million
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aire and never pay taxes?
Steve, what do I say to the tax man
Two simple words.
English language.
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How many times do we let ourselves
get into terrible situations
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is because we don't say, I forgot.
Let's say you're on trial
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for armed robbery.
You say to the judge,
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I forgot armed robbery was illegal.
Anyway, I'll take this with me.
did a lot of good gags from this,
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the old comedy bits and I don't
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really need
to do this anymore,
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Anyway, you have been a great, wait a minute,
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I had 50 in here.
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No, I had 50 in this pocket right here.
And it was somebody out there.
I'm sorry, I'm a little pissed off
about this.
Now, was it my road manager that
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he stole my 50?
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Was it my personal manager, my agent,
my lawyer, my accountant?
Was it my girlfriend that
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This makes me sick.
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And I know I had the 50,
because I always put my money in this pocket.
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Well, thanks a lot for coming, and I'm gonna say goodnight now,
and please, I'm gonna say
something.
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You know, I started out here at the boarding house, and I
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don't like to get corny or sentimental,
but I'd like to say something that
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is not part of my show.
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This is not something I say every night.
As a matter of fact, this is the
first time I've ever said this.
Mungo, mungo, mungo, yuck -a -duck -a -wa -na, hush
-a -suck -a -duck.
Thank you very much.
Good night.
Thank you.
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