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You Can Be A Millionaire chords by
Steve Martin
Steve Martin

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Verse 1
Em

You can be a millionaire

and never pay taxes.

You can have one million dollars an
E

d never pay taxes.

You say,
Em
E
Em
D

Steve, how can I be a million
Em
E

aire and never pay taxes?
Em

First, get a million dollars.
E

Now, you say,

Steve, what do I say to the tax man
Em

when he comes to my door and says,
D

you have never paid taxes?

Two simple words.
Em

Two simple words in the

English language.
E

I forgot.
D#m
Em

How many times do we let ourselves

get into terrible situations
E
D

is because we don't say, I forgot.

Let's say you're on trial
E

for armed robbery.

You say to the judge,
D#m
D
E

I forgot armed robbery was illegal.

Anyway, I'll take this with me.

did a lot of good gags from this,
D#m
E

the old comedy bits and I don't
A

really need

to do this anymore,
E

I'll be honest with you,
C#m

because I invested my money.
D
E

Anyway, you have been a great, wait a minute,
D
D#m

I had 50 in here.
E
D

No, I had 50 in this pocket right here.
E

And it's gone now!
D

Someone stole my 50.

And it was somebody out there.

I'm sorry, I'm a little pissed off

about this.

Now, was it my road manager that
D#m
D

he stole my 50?
D#m
E
D

Was it my personal manager, my agent,

my lawyer, my accountant?

Was it my girlfriend that
D#m

stole my 50?
Em
E

This makes me sick.
D#m
D

And I know I had the 50,

because I always put my money in this pocket.
E

I never put it in this...
D#m
Em
D

Well, thanks a lot for coming, and I'm gonna say goodnight now,

and please, I'm gonna say

something.
Em

You know, I started out here at the boarding house, and I
D#m

don't like to get corny or sentimental,

but I'd like to say something that
D
C#

is not part of my show.
D#m
C
D

This is not something I say every night.

As a matter of fact, this is the

first time I've ever said this.

Mungo, mungo, mungo, yuck -a -duck -a -wa -na, hush

-a -suck -a -duck.

Thank you very much.

Good night.

Thank you.

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Chords
  • Em

  • E

  • D

  • D#m

    6
  • A

  • C#m

    4
  • C#

    4
  • C

Capo: 4

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