Toilet chords by
Jeffrey Frederick
Jeffrey Frederick
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Key: D major
Verse 1
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Well, I played the guitar
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A

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on the toilet too long
The song I was singing was neat
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D

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A
A

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Well, I got up to my surprise
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Em
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I guess both my legs was asleep
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Well, I fell on the floor
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I hit my head on the tub
I passed out immediately
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Well, I was in the coma
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D

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D

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Well, I broke into a dream
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Then I was surrounded by
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A

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It must have been a hundred
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D

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grizzly personages
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D

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G

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Making crazy noises
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D

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I said, you boys is
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Some of the ugliest lookers
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That I had ever seen
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D

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They thanked me politely
Decided in spite of me
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A
A

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To turn me into goat cream
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Whoa, and then the
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clouds rolled back
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G

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D
D

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While I was saved by a smack on
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E
E

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A
A

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the back of my head
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G

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Somebody's screamin', are you dead?
The police came to my door,
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said they had a warrant for me
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D

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I didn't put a dime in a public jaunt,
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it was illicit takin' of a peep
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Well, I throwed on my boots
so the handcuff'd wrist
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Must have thought I'd run
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Showed me the way to the patrol cruiser,
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invited me with a gun
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There I was, sittin' in the back
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of a blue light -carryin' vehicle
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Headin' for the magistrate,
I hope I get there late
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I hope he's out to dinner,
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or on some foreign cruise
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Anything to help my case,
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to help me get ex cused
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Whoa, and then the clouds rolled back
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While I was saved by a smack
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of the cock to a tree
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Door threw open, let me free
Interlude 1
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Em
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Em
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Verse 2
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Oh, and then the clouds rolled back
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While I was saved by his smack on
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the back of my head
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Somebody's screamin', are you dead?
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Whoa, and then the cloud drove back
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While I was asleep I hear
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Smack of the car to a train
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Door flew open, let me
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Door flew open, let me
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Door flew open, let me pray
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