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Toilet easy guitar chords by 
Jeffrey Frederick
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Verse 1
D
G
Well, I played the guitar
A
on the toilet too long
The song I was singing was neat
D
A
Well, I got up to my surprise
D
G
D
Em
I guess both my legs was asleep
D
G
Well, I fell on the floor
A
I hit my head on the tub
I passed out immediately
D
Well, I was in the coma
A
D
G
D
G
D
Well, I broke into a dream
E
Then I was surrounded by
A
It must have been a hundred
D
grizzly personages
A
D
G
Making crazy noises
D
G
I said, you boys is
E
Some of the ugliest lookers
A
That I had ever seen
D
They thanked me politely
Decided in spite of me
G
D
G
A
To turn me into goat cream
D
C
Whoa, and then the
G
clouds rolled back
C
G
D
While I was saved by a smack on
G
E
A
the back of my head
D
G
Somebody's screamin', are you dead?
The police came to my door,
A
said they had a warrant for me
D
I didn't put a dime in a public jaunt,
G
it was illicit takin' of a peep
D
G
Well, I throwed on my boots
so the handcuff'd wrist
A
Must have thought I'd run
D
Showed me the way to the patrol cruiser,
G
D
G
invited me with a gun
Em
There I was, sittin' in the back
A
D
of a blue light -carryin' vehicle
G
Headin' for the magistrate,
I hope I get there late
Em
I hope he's out to dinner,
A
or on some foreign cruise
D
Anything to help my case,
G
D
G
to help me get ex cused
C
G
Whoa, and then the clouds rolled back
C
G
While I was saved by a smack
D
E
A
of the cock to a tree
D
Door threw open, let me free
Interlude 1
G
D
G
A
D
G
D
G
D
G
Em
G
A
D
G
Em
E
A
E
A
D
G
E
A
D
G
D
Verse 2
C
G
Oh, and then the clouds rolled back
C
G
D
While I was saved by his smack on
G
E
A
the back of my head
D
G
Somebody's screamin', are you dead?
C
G
Whoa, and then the cloud drove back
C
G
While I was asleep I hear
D
E
Smack of the car to a train
A
D
Door flew open, let me
A
D
Door flew open, let me
A
D
G
G
Door flew open, let me pray
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