Key: G# minor
Verse 1
I got a nasty rash
Probably from wearing
just found a used condom
Gb
Ebm
Guess I should've washed it
Walk into the club like, wait, what?
I think that I'm lost
I'm messed up and smell like piss
from the thrift shop
Wipe the dandruff with so much swag
that the people like
Damn, that's a gross -ass cracker
Wearin' these U -panties,
hope you don't get a disease
Who gives a shit?
Got him with these shoes
super cheap
That was really stank
Said a girl sittin' next to me
You look like you're homeless,
and what is that on your jeans?
It's just...
But hey, pretty sure it's AIDS free!
They had a bloody sweater,
I bought a bloody sweater
Since I've been wearing it,
my stomach's starting to hurt
Hello, hello, my skin's turning yellow
Oh, that's the hepatitis
that comes with all of the clothes
Now I'm feeling real sick,
gonna puke on my toes
The sneakerheads will be like, ah!
Not on the Velcro!
I don't know where I am
to get to McDonald's?
Bb
Ebm
This is fuckin' awful
I can help you with that
I just found a Big Mac in my back pocket
Abm
Ebm
Oh, Neato, I also found a needle
This tastes fuckin' awful
What you know about having a really bad head,
dude?
What you know about getting
crabs from a hat, dude?
through this dumb stuff
This dead cat would go perfect
with my shirt
Thank you, Grandad,
for donating his old, dirty, dense shirts
Even though my mouth really hurts
Are you okay, man?
I think you should see a doctor.
Nah, I'll be fine.
I don't need no goddamn doctor.
My hands are turning black.
I can't feel my nutsack.
I got gonorrhea and a clap.
Oh, man, it stings like a motherfucker.
I think bedbugs are biting in
this motherfucker.
Okay, honestly, dude,
stop saying motherfucker.
I just lost all the feeling in my legs now.
I can't walk,
so I'm crawling on the damn ground.
Stop playing saxophone
and help me get back up
so I can go back to the club
and show off my clothes.
Dude, you're bleeding from your nose.
Gb
Ab
Your mouth is full of foam!
Ab5
Ab
I don't care man,
Bb
Db
Ebm
let's go!
Macklemore looks like ass
I think he needs a thrift shop intervention
Ab
Ebm
He is green and he is seizuring
We need to talk to him
We think you need rehab
Ab5
Abm
Stop buying diseased clothes
Gb
Abm
Ebm
From the thrift shop down the road
But they're incredible
Abm
Ebm
it's down the road
Where'd my arms and legs go?
You were infected
Ebm
Yeah, where's the nearest thrift shop?
you
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